mooninites garden by the earth, dumbass, and we grow beautiful rocks and craters.
Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?
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Pix????? I'd like to see this mooninite thing in action.
How do you guys dress? Probably your own "space suits" made out of Mylar and funny little hats too...right?
Next thing 'ya know I'll hear about you guys on TV. Don't forget the tennis shoes and Purple shrouds after you drink the Pepsi.
you will regret your impertinence when you look out your window and see a thousand ass cracks.
After flying in on a comet....yeah right.
wow. i'm gone for a couple days and everyone goes fucking crazy.
i'm surprised noone's brought up this method:
this old cat i know that's been growing the world's most potent weed (87% thc) in total hermetic seclusion for 87 years (weird coincidence right?) swears the secret to huge yields of "chron" is burying an old leather boot next to each plant.
something about the foot fungus makes the plants into huge trees! he grew 8 trees last year and harvested 400+# i swear!
you'd be a fuckin moron to not bury a boot next to your plants.
i'm surprised noone's brought up this method:
this old cat i know that's been growing the world's most potent weed (87% thc) in total hermetic seclusion for 87 years (weird coincidence right?) swears the secret to huge yields of "chron" is burying an old leather boot next to each plant.
something about the foot fungus makes the plants into huge trees! he grew 8 trees last year and harvested 400+# i swear!
you'd be a fuckin moron to not bury a boot next to your plants.
HD,...Wow...I've never heard of that boot trick before. Can I bury my old Birks in the bigger pots?
I just don't have any shoes man or boots man.
THC @ 87% Wholy shat! Talk about one hit shit....Dang. I'll bet Rize has some BBK that'll give you a run for your $$$ though.
I just don't have any shoes man or boots man.
THC @ 87% Wholy shat! Talk about one hit shit....Dang. I'll bet Rize has some BBK that'll give you a run for your $$$ though.
Hey Cheeze don't hack on the Rizeter! He's got a good heart and was just a bit misguided at first but has come around to the white side of things. He's trying to get with this great plant rejuvination seminar you're giving. Rize-up!
I'm SOOOOOO Happy I found this thread!
If I would have known the proper way to flush my girls a year ago I could have retired by now!
Pool water and old boots, who knew!?!?
I'd like to thank all those who have enlightened me to my ignorant growing methods in this simply brilliant thread!
I'm looking forward to pulling pounds of sticky dank buds in the near future!
If I would have known the proper way to flush my girls a year ago I could have retired by now!
Pool water and old boots, who knew!?!?
I'd like to thank all those who have enlightened me to my ignorant growing methods in this simply brilliant thread!
I'm looking forward to pulling pounds of sticky dank buds in the near future!
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I'm kinda new here so I'm a bit confused. Will my wife's thigh highs grow bigger plants?
yep yep
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two friends, no pics... do you even grow?
it's some green crack aka the vegan crack, not so green when I touch it. uh... not even going to try to explain how I grew it! just buy the book when it comes out, it's almost done.
if you hate my part of the book I will personally let you punch me in the arm. ps. incase you are not familiar with hash, that is a quarter pound of full melt solventless wax.
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chill out dude.. i grow hella tight chronic, even more dank chronic next run after studying this thread. don't matter if i only have two friends. my dank is purple yo! i hold the dankest cut in cali.. purple pink polish mint kush. it's held tight though so you will never get it. dream on sucka...
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see, the problem with that plant is you are trying to grow in soil. don't you know how much plants love growing in soil-less media with bottled nutes? 
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"room mate/partner" you mean your boss girlfriend? or are you tyler durden? you gotta use female pee, for the hormones and extra nitrite. that's the good piss.
LMAO, you Baddd fkers hahahhahahahah! what a thread CC, funny as fk!
I foliar my plants with my own poo, diluted 1:10, enhances the terps & i swear my plants smell as sweet as roses!
I foliar my plants with my own poo, diluted 1:10, enhances the terps & i swear my plants smell as sweet as roses!
