Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[mad librettist]

Giving it some concrete shoes eh? Nice thread CC1. Had a good chuckle.

great, another fuckface disrespecting the fucking moon. You'll eat your words, and regret living mostly by the rising and setting of the sun. Asshole.

this thread is not funny and all you people have serious issues the mooninites are going to have to deal with.

 

[mad librettist]

And one more thing - all of you owe me a personal apology.

 

[guest2012y]

And one more thing - all of you owe me a personal apology.

Golly,I'm sorry man. I didn't know what I was thinking not taking your advice on the moon thingy.

So I've decided to chop and cure it the old school way by wrapping the roots in a hot towel as it's hanging upside down. That way ALL the THC runs into the buds dude. And we all know THC "runs" into the buds.

 

[jaykush]

LMFAO hahaha. gravity flush that shit good.

 

[OjoRojo420]

Alright,update time!
She's looking better so I think it's time for a flush with rainwater. This should give me some smooooth dang dog diggity smoke foo.

Must change the water daily!

LOL

 

[guest2012y]

I thinked it looked a little green....I hope that's okay. When will it rain again to fill up the tank?

 

[mad librettist]

Alright,update time!
She's looking better so I think it's time for a flush with rainwater. This should give me some smooooth dang dog diggity smoke foo.

put some shoes on, sun-lover.

 

[guest2012y]

"put some shoes on, sun-lover. "

Ain't gotz no moneyz fo sum shooz fool........And besides I'm a gawd damned hippie!

 

[RetroGrow]

When in doubt, flush with RO water. 3 gallons water to each gallon of pot.
Have you checked you roots for pests? You need a loupe to check carefully.
Use aspirin to innoculate your plants and boost immune system.
One 325 Mb. tablet of plain old generic aspirin, not coated, not time release. This will bring the sickest plant to harvest.

 

[guest2012y]

When in doubt, flush with RO water. 3 gallons water to each gallon of pot.
Have you checked you roots for pests? You need a loupe to check carefully.
Use aspirin to innoculate your plants and boost immune system.
One 325 Mb. tablet of plain old generic aspirin, not coated, not time release. This will bring the sickest plant to harvest.

Thanks man.
After the soil drys out,I'll take a look.
Whoa...aspirin does that?
What about penicillin,that makes sick people better. I think my sister had a yeast infection and there's some leftover....I can grind them up and water it in. But I guess I can try the aspirin too.

 

[RetroGrow]

Thanks man.
After the soil drys out,I'll take a look.
Whoa...aspirin does that?
What about penicillin,that makes sick people better. I think my sister had a yeast infection and there's some leftover....I can grind them up and water it in. But I guess I can try the aspirin too.

ASPIRIN.
Not penicillin.
The natural defense of cannabis are analogs of aspirin. They are salycilates, which is the same active ingredients of the snake oil they are selling in hydro stores under other names , like "Immune booster. You can use aspirin as a foliar spray also. No need to wait for plants to dry out. A few drops of dish soap in the spray helps plants to absorb aspirin.
Aspirin is a miracle drug for plants.

Do not wait for soil to dry out before flushing. They are only taking in more toxins while you are waiting. The idea is to get rid of whats in there and start over, now. You should see improvement in one day, if that was the problem. You were feeding them too much.

 

[OjoRojo420]

Don't forget to add 1 pound of sea mud for each 10 pounds of soil... this has loads of sea minerals, algae, and micro shrimp (just like the good ol' Sea Monkeys) also greatly helps texture and root air.

And while knee high getting the sea mud look for one of these:

 

[guest2012y]

You guys are confusing me again........
Where can I find 'Snake oil'...that stuff sound cool.
I went organics because someone told me I didn't want any toxins,how many 'toxins' are in there..what are toxins anyway? I'll spray the aspirin...probably good for it's aches and pains too.

The penis clam and sea monkeys will help aerate my soil huh!!!

 

[OjoRojo420]

^^^

Are you kidding?!?!?!? Just imagine the soil being turned and textured by that clam's member... while sea monkeys process anaerobic bacteria and feed on the clam's feces.

Roots will thrive with the sea goodness! This is beyond crab shells man!

 

[3rdEye]

great, another fuckface disrespecting the fucking moon. You'll eat your words, and regret living mostly by the rising and setting of the sun. Asshole.

this thread is not funny and all you people have serious issues the mooninites are going to have to deal with.

You have beaten the Gorgotron. You -are- a Moon Master

 

[guest2012y]

^^^

Are you kidding?!?!?!? Just imagine the soil being turned and textured by that clam's member... while sea monkeys process anaerobic bacteria and also feeds on the clam's feces.

Roots will thrive with the sea goodness! This is beyond crab shells man!

Wow!!!
I'll get to harvesting sea monkeys ASAP!!
:friends:

 

[schwagg]

"Pencil in the neck" comment reminded me.

Drive a nail through the stem, down low. It will stress the plant, making it stronger, and help it overcome the obvious iron def.

Really, I looked it up.

this needs to be thought about.

 

[guest2012y]

this needs to be thought about.

Too much thinking man....hurts.

 

[RipVanWeed]

Hey Cheeser,

Didn't know you water cured your stuff. Smooths it right out, eh?

Peace,

 

[decarboxylator]

my ears are burning! dude, it looks like a serious nitrite deficiency. next time... more pure flowers.