DEA Expands War On Drugs

[Tony Aroma]

hahahah shouldnt have used insulin made it too obvious....

is the whole article a fake, or did you replace "marijuana" with insulin..

I wrote it. It is a totally original product of my imagination, along with inspiration provided by the war on drugs.

I did not post a link to my blog, because I have been forbidden by the powers that be from linking to my blog (I don't pay to advertise here). Which is one of the many reasons I stay away from ICMag these days. I just had to come back for my 4th (or 5th) annual April 1 post. See you all next year!

 

[thighrod]

Sad thing is that the gov't is so out of control that people have to think twice before realizing that it is a joke!

 

[stihgnobevoli]

its cool i didnt know. i thought you were another one of those people who likes to quote articles and not provide a link for the sauce.

 

[SupaDupaDupa]

Tony your a funny guy...nice writing.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Sad thing is that the gov't is so out of control that people have to think twice before realizing that it is a joke!

I think I made it to insulin schedule 1 and remembered today's date. Cool story, Tony.

 

[Newd]

I'll start sucking maple syrup from the bottle if I have to!

Nice job, you got me : )

 

[PondeLftHndSide]

Erowid has a rad extraction tek for raw calf pancreas, I'm totally setting up a lab in my closet now.

 

[SOTF420]

They knew Sweet Tooth is coming so they figured just take away the insulin that could normally counteract all that sugar and their job is done. Population control!

 

[Preacher]

My grandpa's got it bad. I steal my insulin from him even though he always says he has some phony medical condition and he's all "but I NEED my medicine!". Psh, yeah right gramps, you're just a hardcore addict. I'm just a casual user, I feel like I'm doing him a favor by taking it off his hands.

 

[Scagnetti]

Yeah and they need to get all that DHMO out of the lakes and rivers.

 

[Kant C Shyt]

Good 1 . I've been at work all day and hadn't had any pranks yet so I come home and read this. At 1st I was like well there goes the neighborhood lol. Then I had to be reminded what day it is again lol. Funny story but kinda scary something similar to this could happen soon. Ya'll take care 1

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

As a recreational user of insulin, I am outraged. So what if I like to spend several hours a day chugging down a homemade mix of Kool-Aid, cane sugar and finely-ground Skittles then shoot up some In to prevent the otherwise inevitable shutdown of my pancreas? It's my body, none of their business what I do with it.

^FTW. it's the finely ground skittles line that cracked me up

 

[BongRipkenJR.]

April fools! lol

 

[Phillthy]

man i would have hoped they were targeting high fructose corn syrup!

 

[ItsGrowTime]

Btw this would never fly because big pharma owns insulin.

Remember, it's the War on (some) Drugs (not owned by big political contributors).

 

[robbiedublu]

Line up for pancreas removal. We can't allow anyone to use their own natural insulin either.

 

[Tony Aroma]

^FTW. it's the finely ground skittles line that cracked me up

I hate it when they're not ground finely enough. I end up sneezing rainbows all day.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Suck the candy coating off and melt in a spoon, fire em up.

 

[Tony Aroma]

It's that time of the year again.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

..... one of the worst things about using the gateway drug Insulin and why it should be banned is the delivery method - needles.

Once you start using needles it always progresses to the hard stuff.