Whichever clock you don't change.
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I'm old school, the
VCR clock still reads.......
it don't change
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GreatLakes THC
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I@m so freeking sick today
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my wife has burned the scrambled eggs
the dog just bit my leg
my teenage daughter ran away
my final son has turned out gay
and it would be okay on any other day
the dog just bit my leg
my teenage daughter ran away
my final son has turned out gay
and it would be okay on any other day
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Rysam
I got a clock a while ago that has an internal battery and date setting, automatically does time changes for you.. works great if you remember it does it, instead of doing the time change math in the morning and being an hour off. yeaah the wifey thought it was an hour off not realizing it did its thing automatically. All she knew is I was stoned and didnt set it before bed.. oops.
Bud Spleefman
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I am high on Charlie Sheen!
And I'm just high, so here it goes...
How do you make Martha Stewart cry twice?
Wipe your dick on her curtains after you butt fuck her
How do you make Martha Stewart cry twice?
Wipe your dick on her curtains after you butt fuck her
lmao, just as soon as my dog Alice filled the room with a fart the narrator on a TV show said "perfect, the wind is out of the south".......
i forgot my alzheimers was so bad.
so I'm catering a lakeside wedding a few years ago when I mention to the groom (a computer nerd) that I might be interested in having him write some software for my restaurant. He turns to me and tells me that I likely couldn't afford it as he gets $XXXXX for writing a program like that.
This fucker fought tooth and nail to drive the price of his reception dinner down claiming he just didn't make 'that kind of money'. now I know he did.......
Well my partner & I are clever enough to always leave a couple of items open ended w/out a final price in case we have some sort of issues for the event, I'd never considered to use this to get even w/a dirtbag but that's just what I did driving up the bottom line enough to cause my client sticker shock when I gave him the bill. I did however mention to him that his earlier great bargaining skills still managed to keep it rather reasonable.
cries poverty @ the wedding planners office, keeps a swank lake place & then tells me I can't afford his services.
what a chooch.
Happy St. Patty's Day
Happy St. Patty's Day
Happy St. Patty's Day
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My dog is so stupid that I once knocked on my side window while carrying him in my lap . . . in a moving car . . . and he barked wildly.
He's dumb, but if anyone tries anything at 50 mph . . .
My dog is so stupid that I once knocked on my side window while carrying him in my lap . . . in a moving car . . . and he barked wildly.
He's dumb, but if anyone tries anything at 50 mph . . .
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BOSCO
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My dog is so stupid that I once knocked on my side window while carrying him in my lap . . . in a moving car . . . and he barked wildly.
He's dumb, but if anyone tries anything at 50 mph . . .
He was'nt stupid, he was probably just freaked out trying to figure out what the hell would be knocking on a car window at 50mph...
Standing among some brothers early in the morning....twoish, perhaps three, with my shirt untucked and I am very tired. The guy sitting on the sidewalk looks up to me and asks whether or not he could be helped. Of course, we said. As long as he really needed help.
I'd most likely give him the benefit of the doubt if he didn't start barking his tail off when he hears a doorbell on TV . . . we don't even have a doorbell . . .
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