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JOJO420

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anything named after hard drugs
anything named after porn stuff
anything named after satan or the devil or whatever
Yeah that:laughing:
And like rez said, anything pussy=FAIL
lol Pussy Kush, wtf?
 

Clackamas Coot

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...Anything with the word "discharge","drip",or "ooze" in it.

Hmmmmmm.................

This caveat is quite troubling on a couple of points.

What if you're using this product:

wetbettyorganic.jpg


Now I was blessed and was able to graduate from the 8th grade in Bird Droppings, California (adjacent to Huntington Beach) and I'm able to read a label on a product.

From the information provided there just isn't 'much there there' as the expression goes. When asking about it at ICMAG it was a guarantee that there is a bunch of 'special stuff' in this magical (if not mythical) elixir. Touching indeed.

So am I to assume that the 'special stuff' is post-coital vaginal discharges that make this product give your 'dank' the 'zing' it needs?

Enzymes? Mucous? Traces of urine? Semen? Any number of other body fluids?

And people tell me that organics is a tough ball to call! Jeezzzz!

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Panama Red

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How about anything with the adjective "medical" associated with it?

If that's not the biggest joke in the fucking world, I don't know what is.......
 


actually "Heri" was developed (in canada) as a med-strain but way before US/Cali dispensaries were considered as a source for that bud, it was available through the canadian breeder alone until a US seed breeder took it further yet in quality.

"Green Crack" is a recreational type name/strain & trust me as a former crack head the friggin' buzz is comparable! truth in advertising NOT intended to be a medstrain until it becomes in demand as such.




I sympathize that these names might cause a few straight folk to think the wrong thing but hey that's life.




those names were not intended by the original breeders to get medicinal users juices flowing they were/are just truth in advertising in the names being awesomely accurate descriptors of the product.




respect
thanks for posting up again

I had some paranoid sativas that were really racey and uppy

but taking a hit of crack made from good blow rocked up yourself is waaaay more intense than any sativa imho

crack is dangerous and there should be a clear line between crack and smoking weed

intotheunknown,
Yeah naming strains after weapons I don't know about that...AK 47 cause it blows you away after one hit...alright whatever, that one kind of bugs but not as much as herojuana and green crack...

it sounds stupid but if I don't ignore it I just get turned off by the whole scene and rather just go to the hills and grow my own far away from any of these places...


Clackamas Coot,

Advanced Nutrients is all about hype and
it should be called Advanced multi level marketing nutrients...why spend less when you can have a catchy name and label??

Cannabis
has been able to sustain itself for millions if not billions of years without human help. What makes you think I need the whole line of nutes, many of them unnecessary .. Cannabis can grow optimally even with diluted healthy human urine as a nitrogen source.


but hey if the marketing can convince you to trade your dollars for their products that your plant "needs"..they did their job
 

zeppelindood

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haha you guys... yeah man hear 'bout that new hybrid out....

Chlamydia x Herpe = FAIL

Seriously though, consideration for possible strain names such as migraine killer, nausea stopper, munchy city, etc.

Sounds like a great plan to me. Especially any breeder seriously going at specific medical traits
 

Clackamas Coot

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Clackamas Coot

Advanced Nutrients is all about hype and it should be called Advanced multi level marketing nutrients...why spend less when you can have a catchy name and label??

Cannabis
has been able to sustain itself for millions if not billions of years without human help. What makes you think I need the whole line of nutes, many of them unnecessary .. Cannabis can grow optimally even with diluted healthy human urine as a nitrogen source.


but hey if the marketing can convince you to trade your dollars for their products that your plant "needs"..they did their job

SacredTHCRitual

The ONLY reason I ever enter a 'indoor garden center' is to pick them off on bulbs and SmartPots which are 'loss leaders' in my part of the world. I'm an organic purist - there isn't one single product sold in grow stores that has any interest to me.

Again - remember I graduated from the 8th grade!!!!

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Bullfrog44

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Back in the day we used to get some herb that smelled like baby poop or something
foul. We called it "Hershey squirt."
 

One Love 731

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God's Pussy aka Vortex, Purple Pussy and Pure "Pussy" Kush, aka Pure Kush. I guess some men need a good excuse when they come home smelling like Pussy. I had a PPP #7 cut that had an almost opiate high and smelled like Swiss cheese that came from free beens, I called it Horse Shoe. No need to change the name as I tossed it recently. I am all for cleaning up pots image and am always disgusted when I see some junkie looking fool made the poster child for MMJ on the news. From another view point, I would much rather see someone smoking cannabis in the place of crack or heroin. Peace, pot and karma. One Love:ying:
 

One Love 731

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Donkey Dick and Big Pink Pole. I guess in fair play there is a few gal's that need an excuse why they come home smelling like Big Pink Pole or, eww that's just wrong, lol. Sorry I didn't think of it earlier so I could just add it to the last post. Peace, love and hair grease. One Love:ying:
 

DiscoBiscuit

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Now that's great jam!!

Now that's great jam!!

Save your breath fella! Here’s a new [strain] we’ve just put out. It’s called Painful Rectal Itch. You’d have to go a long way to find a worse name for a [strain]. And good? MMM WAH! With a name like Painful Rectal Itch you gotta bet that it’s great . . .
 
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