I got caught red handed selling weed today, gotta love california.

[LetTimmySmoke]

Didnt even get a ticket lol.

Heres the story. I meet up with my friend in san francisco to sell him an OZ and another OZ of shake so he could make hash.

I park my car in this side street, and wait like 10 minutes. my friend pulls up behind me, i go to his car and we chill for like 5 minutes talking about buds and what not.

All of a sudden an undercover police car rolls up on his super fast. Two narcos get out and tell us to get out the car. They said that they saw me go into my friends car with a bag, the bag had the weed in it. It looked like a drug transaction going down (which it was)..

At first i was like FUCK im gonna go to jail for misdeameanor possession with intent to sale.

But we play it cool, they asked if my friend gave me money. i said NO thats my money, we are simply gonna smoke weed. We show them our 215 cards, they handcuff me and put me in squad car. I was kinda worried but at same time, i knew that in california its legal to sell or donate less than an OZ of weed.

I sat in the squad car, they tore our cars apart and searched everything. they thought they found a gun, but it was really a bong wrapped in a t shirt lol. my car was clean and its registered to my parents addy not my grow spot.

I was sure maybe i would get a ticket or something, but the cops end up just letting us go. One even laughed about how i had a point card for a dispensary that gives me a free gram for every 200 bucks i spend.

GOTTA LOVE CALIFORNIA!! if this was texas, or even a stricter county in california, i would probably be in jail for intent to sell.

 

[GOT DANK]

lucky u. something like that happen to me. but they caught us smoking. search the whole car and ran are records. they couldn't find shit. let us go and told us not to smoke and drive. lol

 

[tennesseetoker]

haha luck was indeed on your side sir. the gun or should i say bong wraped by a shirt was priceless.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Don't either of you have a better place to meet up?



It seems like maybe a motel room and some disguises (cowboy and indian?) could keep cops from finding interest.

Parking lot transactions are so 80's.

 

[Duplicate]

i knew that in california its legal to sell or donate less than an OZ of weed

Would you mind citing your source on that one please?

 

[forty]

if you're an illegal from honduras you can sell crack in the tenderloin w/o being busted too.

 

[SneakySneaky]

HAHAHAHA. good job. had a similar situation, landlord was coming by for an inspection so i tore down my grow room. While transporting 4k wortha reflectors and ballasts in my car to my other medical buddies house, a cop passes me and does a 180 and pulls me over. I had 2 plants i just cut down in the trunk (still wet and inadmissable towards total weight until dry) cop goes "can i see your license, registration, man it smells like marijuana in here" (while looking at the 4k wortha reflectors and ventilation in my car. handed him my license, insurance, registration, growers card and patient card, by the time he got back to his car there were 4 more cop cars there.....after about 20 mins of him checking my cards he told me to have a nice day and i drove off.

 

[Anti]

GOTTA LOVE CALIFORNIA!! if this was texas, or even a stricter county in california, i would probably be in jail for intent to sell.

If you were where I live the bong alone would've ruined your night. Having two ounces on you? You'd be hiring a lawyer and a bail bondsman.

 

[Bullfrog44]

I could tell you stories about my close calls in Cali. My card payed off for it self a long time ago.

 

[softyellowlight]

Lesson to learn: give weed to friends, not sell.

 

[BlueberryLovr]

Sell? Surely y'all mean donate or compensating you for your operating costs and labor.

 

[whodair]

hot !!

hot !!

how'd yall get your pants up so quick ??

 

[Scrogerman]

what do you mean by different parts of California? acctually how many states touch it? & which ones are friendly? You guys are soo lucky, i want to move to Cali as soon as possible, can foreigners get Medical cards or would we have to buy faulse ID ~& is that possiblle??! I so much wanna move to the states, the UK sucks ass big style! & the weather is soo shit its killing me!

 

[BlueberryLovr]

haha n1 whodair!

 

[mrktwiz]

Please do not come to Cali;

1) We are all broke....cept the ones that grow a little extra to cover our cost of lights, power and growing costs.

2) No one has a job or is hiring (except Google but you better be REAAAAAAL fucking smart)

3) Everything cost's like 4 times as much as anywhere else unless you wanna live like in Modesto or some farm town in the middle of bum fuk no where.....(my appologies to anyone who lives in Modest but hey....I grew up in Madera..just as bad).

4) House and living cost's...don't even get me started. Where I live you LITERALLy can spend like $600K and get a piece of shit 2 bedroom house that is crap.....and rent hahaha try $2K for a 2 bedroom dump here on the coast, cheaper inland but again it's inland.

5) Oh and did I mention all our schools are broke as hell and cutting ALL their programs, and the State is $28b in the hole and we are cutting everything......oh yeah it's a golden state.....

(wink) But I do love where I live heheh I just don't want anyone else to come here.

 

[Maj.Cottonmouth]

what do you mean by different parts of California? acctually how many states touch it? & which ones are friendly? You guys are soo lucky, i want to move to Cali as soon as possible, can foreigners get Medical cards or would we have to buy faulse ID ~& is that possiblle??! I so much wanna move to the states, the UK sucks ass big style! & the weather is soo shit its killing me!

Come to Oregon, weather is about the same but med laws are cool

 

[LetTimmySmoke]

well some parts of california are stricter, like i heard Tehama county does not recognize medical marijuana. and there are a few counties in so-cal that dont like it either.

also, governer decriminlized 1oz possession recently, so glad i was under limit. and they said pretty much you are allowed to "donate, share, or accept money to cover costs" for anything under an 1oz legally.

it was pretty scary to be in the cop car, havent had that happen since high school!

 

[Duplicate]

also, governer decriminlized 1oz possession recently, so glad i was under limit. and they said pretty much you are allowed to "donate, share, or accept money to cover costs" for anything under an 1oz legally.

Who said that? Who are "they"? heh. I see where you're coming from but I thought this applied to possession only?

This is from CANORML:

As of January 1, 2011, possession of one ounce (28.5 gms) or less of marijuana is an infraction, punishable by a maximum $100 fine (plus fees) with no criminal record under Ca Health & Safety Code 11357b.

Possession with intent to sell any amount of marijuana is a felony under Health and Safety Code 11359. Police often charge intent to sell if they see such indicia as: scales, cash, multiple packages, "commercial" packaging materials, "excessive" quantity, pay-owe seets, address books, pagers, etc.

Medical marijuana: Medical patients and their designated primary caregivers may legally possess and cultivate, but not distribute or sell, marijuana under Health and Safety Code 11362.5 (Prop 215) if they have a physician's recommendation or approval.

Sale, transportation or distribution of marijuana is a felony under Health and Safety Code Sections 11360. Transporting or giving away one ounce or less is a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum $100 fine.

http://www.canorml.org/camjlaws.html

I think it's very cool that you didn't run into trouble over this btw, not trying to hate lol

 

[Captain Ginyu]

You got lucky ONLY because of the lax state your in, friend! Seriously, try & think over about how concspicuous you made a target of yourself.

Maybe next time; well, there shouldn't be a next time right?

 

[LetTimmySmoke]

yea never again, i usually park my car a block away and walk up to my friends car, and then we drive away. but this time we were lazy and stupid and yeah, kinda just pulled up next to eachother.