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kyndone

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lets hear some stories of when we were newbies, mistakes we made while we were new to the art, (big or small) the worst conditions we have ever put our beloved plant through, not knowing what the hell we were doing.:jump:i'll go first, it would be this last summer, it was hotter than normal, and i was trying to grow a banana kush tree for the first time, ( not first grow, just first time with B.K. ) i got it from a friend and had it vegging at another friends place, ( who was not taking very good care of it, e.g. ph to low/high, and no trimming,) the girl still grew, but was pale, he complained that my tree was blocking all the light from his, so i went and picked it up and took her to my place,(which i was not set up for yet,) threw up a quick room with some staples, and panda plastic in my shed out back, hung my 400hps, and whallah! a room., well that only lasted till i saw that it was getting up to 90 degrees in the day, and 50 in the morning, so i threw up a layer of construction plastic over the panda, thinking it would hold the heat in, uuuhh, ya.....it didnt, (just for the record i was not trying to keep the 90 degree heat in, i was trying to insulate so the temp would not flux so much, )so then i proceeded to pillage all the blankets out of our motorhome and staple them up too., thinking thats gotta hold the heat in, well......it didnt, plants kept getting more and more pale, i was really starting to worry., then a guy told me i should put some co2 in there with it, "it will help em in extreme conditions", well i did, and it did help,..a little, but i was getting desperate, my poor plant was so yellow, and i was going by the water, water , feed , principal., i hooked up a fan, to pull the air out, but not one to pull air in, i started feeding every other water, and it took about 5-6 days, but it started looking better, she was turning green again, and perking up, the temps outside calmed down, and the plant was looking alot more healthy, so i thought i would be safe to leave for a couple days to go camp by the beach with my family, so i wanted to make sure everything would be ok, i filled the rez up all the way to the line, rotated her to sun the other side, checked to make sure all was good, and took off to the beach., when i got back, this is what i found., i bought a portable A/c unit to help, the hose in the back of the a/c unhooked somehow, and so it was blowing hot air into the room from the back, i found out whille i was gone, it was 105 degrees, outside,and in my room, i also found that when i rotated the bucket, i unknowingly set the edge of the bucket on the air hose, which shut the drip system down, and it didnt matter anyway because the rez was empty, 3 days, all the work and time i put into bringing it back from the dead, and i ended up killing her in the end,it was so dry, i could have plucked and smoked right off the tree., this summer will be different, (live and learn)
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DiiZZii3

^^^ nothin wrong with 50 degree night temps bro.

I first signed up here on ic and would always talk about how great @##$#%^$ seed bank was not realizing this site is run by a seedbank (kinda). So i tried out seed bou and will never go back... I see alot of people do this tho
 

pearlemae

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WHEN I WAS A NOOB ME AND A FRIEND GOT LOCKED IN HYDE PARK IN LONDON AFTER SMOKING A HUGE HASH CIGARETTE. GOT LOCKED IN BY A BOBBY ON A BICYCLE. THAT WAS LIKE 42 YEARS AGO. BUT I WAS A NOOB. AS FAR AS SMOKING GOES.
 
When I was a noob to growing...still kind of am, seems like everyone knows more than me here...anyway, I was like 16 or 17. Ended up smoking fan leaves of the males because I really wanted weed. Even smoked stems. Great way to get a headache. Flowered under T5's as well. Overwatered everything.
 

crazybear

Member
I tried to grow plants in a closet with out good ventilation, didn't flush before harvest, amazingly it kinda grew, but when you tried to smoke it just turned black & didn't really get you high!:laughing:
 

DaPurps

Member
I tossed a few hundred bagseed into the front yard flower beds and grass last year. I didn't think they would sprout if i just tossed them. I didn't count on all the rain. I was freaking out a few weeks later when they started popping up EVERYWHERE.
haha, i still laugh at that.

Deep down i wanted them to sprout, i just wasnt sure what i would do when they did.
 

kyndone

Member
wtf?., lol


Originally Posted by kara
"I KNOW HOW TO USE GOOGLE, IN FACT THAT IS HOW I STUMBLE THIS SITE. WAS SEARCHING FOR ANY IDEA ON GREENHOUSE/HOOP HOUSE. I DON'T RANDOMLY SIGN UP ANY INTERNET SITE BUT WHEN THIS HOME PAGE COME UP IT SHOWS A FORUMS ABOUT GARDENING(BIG MISTAKE IN MY PART). I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT KIND OF GARDENING IN THE FORUM YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT UNTIL FEW VISITS HERE. I WON'T BE ASKING WHAT "CANNABIS" IS, I ASK A FAMILY FRIEND AND HE TOLD ME WHAT IT IS. DID NOT REALIZE THIS SITE IS FOR WEED GROWER, AGAIN MISTAKE IN MY PART"
 

kyndone

Member
good stories, thanks all, :), i also had a jack herrer that i nuted till the whole plant turned pale brown, she was really messed up when i got her,looked like charlie brown's christmas tree, i also brought her back to life., had her looking beautiful, but was too newbie to realize i needed to check ppm's, and not feed every water,(and i failed to mention that i fed every water because i knew that it would adjust the pH to the right level, but straight water would be to high, and i didnt know how to adjust the pH , ) , lol, she kinda looked like the banana, but a darker brown, there have been two successes in my closet, blackberry kush, and green crack, both turned out dank, the closet was the best place for me to grow, except it would smell my whole house up with dead skunk, and i have 3 teens who are getting wise to it, so out back i had to go. now i get to freeze my butt off to go check em in the morning, but, its worth it, i made it through a whole cycle this time, but thats another forum.:)
 
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DiiZZii3

^^^ pretty funny eh, thats was a legit quote from a chick in the greenhouse forums. I couldnt belive i was reading what she had wrote. I just had to quote it... might be one of the most epic comments in ic mag history.

Another noob story.

Back when i had just discovered ic mag and wanted to grow some plants for the first time i had BIG plans. After seeign humbolt locals threads i was so inspired by how much flow dude was making and how cool of a lifestyle thatd be i was gunna move to cali. I tought for my first ever grow, an outdoor guerilla grow i was gunna plant enough plants to make $50,000 and move to cali and grow medical. lmao anyway long story short and some broken dreams later here was the outcome...

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But i continued to reaserch alot here on ic mag, realized growing is my passion and am currently going to school for horticulture. I have much more reasonable goals for next year along the lines of a pound or two, and nicer apartment lol

Its another one of those things that i see new growers on here talking about all the time. I try to give em a little tough love but do they ever listen? Nahh? but fuck i wish i woulda listened back then... someone needed to slap some hardcore sense into me lol
 

kyndone

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lol, i would have killed for that bud, back in college, funny thing, i grew up, (jr. high, high school, and college), 1/2 hour north of humbolt county, and didnt learn how to grow untill i was 35 years old.,, and living in SanDiego, my father didnt want me involved,(even though he was bringing garbage bags full out of the back of a camper, into our garage, but i was too young and innocent to know what the hell was happening back then, i just wanted to smoke mexi brick weed, and surf, i had no intentions, or desire to grow,...... but now im doing the same thing my dad did,20 years later,.(the grow part, not the garbage bag full part, lol)
 

Kcar

There are FOUR lights!
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I left a big giant NL male in my room full of beautiful girls....
Oh no, I just did that like a week ago. Guess i'm still a newb...
 
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DiiZZii3

lol fosho, i geuss the results were alot better than the pic i posted... the quantity just wasnt there. heres the real outcome (made for a fun couple months)
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THC123

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........one white widow plant yielded so much i could surely make ONE joint out of it(outdoor plant) :laughing::laughing:
 

purple_man

Well-known member
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when the bedroom window was shining with hps orange light, and i never knew what activated carbon/carbon filters are used for... those sure were the days ...

blessss
 

ddrew

Active member
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I planted my first ever bagseeds in 2 oz winnie the pooh dixie cups.
I would water or mist them like 5 times a day.
 

kyndone

Member
thanks for the posts, this is a good "what not to do thread",... giving too much love... (AKA-food-or-nutes), and pH have been my biggest struggles, my very first grow (green crack), i never checked the pH, not even one time,i also never changed the rez., lol,im supprised she did as good as she did. thank freekin goodness my buddy who showed up at my doorstep with two beautiful GC clones, gave me nutes to go with em, and he told me to give em 1 tsp. per gallon, every time it needs water, which brought the pH down just enough, but i went around thinking i didnt need to check the pH on any plant for a little while,lol. i didnt know it was because of the nutes @ that time., i just assumed the water was good because of it being RO out of a machine, but i know now, even RO water can be in the 7.0- 8.0 range.
 

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