What Is Your Dream Job...Only Post One.

[ibjamming]

no job
i describe success as not working.

Yup...that's what I did. Retired at 42 and do what I want now...which is usually...get high all day, every day. I have no ambition, never had, I only worked until I didn't have to any more. You can too if you have no debts. No mortgage/rent, no car payment, credit cards pain each month in full. What kills you is interest payments.

If I DID have to work...a reviewer...fine hotels, cruises, like that chick on the travel channel...except I'd be more like that other guy who goes to seedy restaurants...Bourdain or something...he's always got a cig in his hand. Just travel around and give places a thumbs up or down.

Good luck to you all...

 

[Vetus Fossor]

Snow flake counter in Tahiti. I've been through all the training now I'm just waiting for an opening.

 

[SpasticGramps]

Jet setting trust fund baby.

 

[BOSCO]

Organic small holder...pity agri land is so expensive over here

Someday tho.

 

[Son_of_a_Batch]

I agree with Iron_Lion, no job means you've made it but if I could be paid to do something I'd be a top gear presenter

 

[one Q]

building custom stealth cabs for ppl who want personal stash.

 

[yortbogey]

GrandMasterJackofALLTradeZ..............

 

[WasntMe]

owe to be Angelina Jolie's bicycle seat .......

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

except I'd be more like that other guy who goes to seedy restaurants...Bourdain or something...he's always got a cig in his hand. Just travel around and give places a thumbs up or down.

Yeah, Anthony Bourdain, his show is called "No Reservations." That job would also be on my list.

He goes to countries and REALLY gets into the local grub...and also the local brews and herbal concoctions......seeking the best the world has to offer, gastronomically. One of his shows he visited a country in South America, a jungle nation, and sampled the hallucinogenic brew called ahajuasca(sp?) in the company of a local shaman. Bourdain would fit right in with the IC community.

One of the best parts about his show is that he really tells it like it is, if he doesn't like a particular dish or drink, he lets the audience, and his tour guide!, know. So many of these food reality shows now just praise whatever gets put before them, which is BS.

 

[BOSCO]

Yeah, Anthony Bourdain, his show is called "No Reservations." That job would also be on my list.

He goes to countries and REALLY gets into the local grub...and also the local brews and herbal concoctions......seeking the best the world has to offer, gastronomically. One of his shows he visited a country in South America, a jungle nation, and sampled the hallucinogenic brew called ahajuasca(sp?) in the company of a local shaman. Bourdain would fit right in with the IC community.

One of the best parts about his show is that he really tells it like it is, if he doesn't like a particular dish or drink, he lets the audience, and his tour guide!, know. So many of these food reality shows now just praise whatever gets put before them, which is BS.

Far as i know he likes a bit of the herb..

 

[Lazyman]

no job
i describe success as not working.

I think if you turn something you love into your job, you won't love it as much. Hobbies and work should remain separate in roder to keep the love for the hobby pure.

That said, I would like my hobby to be sitting around in my underwear counting money. (Tips hat to Jesse James for that great one-liner.)

For work, I'd like to be the reasearch guy for a shop that builds hot rods/musclecars, selecting parts and spending other peoples money. I do that now, except its in IT.

 

[B. Friendly]

Lazyman, I gotta disagree, I have always made my passion my hobby and job. If you love it enough you'd want to do it all day,

not everyone has a passion they can be consumed in.

owning a dispensary,
getting to puff everything that comes through the door,
finding quality stashes for patients,
just dealing with the supply side would be ideal,
bringing down the prices locally would be a bonus

 

[BPJR]

What Is Your Dream Job...Only Post One.

Full time cannabis farmer

 

[Kush_Master]

Yup...that's what I did. Retired at 42 and do what I want now...which is usually...get high all day, every day. I have no ambition, never had, I only worked until I didn't have to any more. You can too if you have no debts. No mortgage/rent, no car payment, credit cards pain each month in full. What kills you is interest payments.

If I DID have to work...a reviewer...fine hotels, cruises, like that chick on the travel channel...except I'd be more like that other guy who goes to seedy restaurants...Bourdain or something...he's always got a cig in his hand. Just travel around and give places a thumbs up or down.

Good luck to you all...

sounds great how did you pull it off?
im 25 now and wish i could retire by time i hit 30. but no idea how.

 

[Lazyman]

No wait, I've got it:

Retired (or fired, since it won't matter) hedge fund manager.

Those guys make tens of millions a year, and usually get a ridiculous "golden parachute" worth millions a year for a long time, or $50M and a jet to get out.

No work, tons of money, and powerful connections. Beats bein a mob boss I guess, nobody out to kill you really.

 

[motaco]

Foreman of a sativa plantation on a tropical island that employs scantily clad latinas with big round asses.

Unfortunately I just don't have the schoolin'.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Seeding the Planet with the aim of Overgrowing it......oh wait a minute!

....I'm already doing that!

....OK...OK...ok.....being a presenter on the BBC show Top Gear would do also.....as others have expressed...

 

[Maj.Cottonmouth]

Since I was fired on Friday over some bullshit I would have to say any job where my boss is not an asshole and my coworkers are not douche bags.

 

[Don Dump]

Special Ambassador to the International House of Pancakes

 

[BrainSellz]

pot critic would be one i would not mind......