Would you date this chick?

[BlueberryLovr]

What a funny thread!

She tells me how she was in Vegas and thought what the hell and went to a hotel with a couple of dudes for $1500. She was the meat to their sandwich she says.

Instant deal-breaker for most fellas, I would assume. Really no need to list the reasons why...

 

[I.M. Boggled]

Yummybud is the original name of a long time troll in these forums whose specialization is creating pitiful entities with many off the wall personal situations that elicit emotional responses, much like this thread does.
Stand back and behold as (I suspect) the artiste formerly known as Yummybud creates new characters and expands the storyline...

IMB

 

[Miss Blunted]

I don't think he's yummy....he doesn't write the same way at all. designer seems to be a lot better at writing in english, his grammar is too good to be the yummyone.

 

[sackoweed]

you should poke her right in the pooper... then shoot a load of baby batter and maybe a chocolate chip or two right in her eye.. then puff some hash and bounce.. end of story.. peace n pufs..

If it was mcyummin he woulda thrown her mom into the story.. I am starting to miss mcyummins bullshit, over the couple wannabe mcyummins. i wont name any names invisible empire..

sacKO

 

[resinryder]

I've read your post designer, and I've come to this conclusion. You seem willing to repeat a cycle that has benefited you absolute zero. Just the fact that you're considering humping a known ho is stupid. She'll dump you, after using you for what she can get, for the next swinging dick that comes along with something better. Smarten up dude. Either that or keep on repeating the same mistakes over and over again expecting different results, which by the way is the definition of insanity. Most people learn from their mistakes. Life is to short to constantly be miserable with your partner. Drama is going to enter any relationship at some point. Willingly walking into what is an apparent ongoing dramatic production is nothing short of stupid on your part. But the up side to that is when you get into trouble with her you'll know you jumped into the supporting role dick first.

 

[designer]

ewwww that is some sick shit sacko


No I am not yummy. I guess from what you are all saying he wrote this kind of stuff?


I am waiting for her to call. We have no set time. Maybe it won't happen. I have other options for the day anyway that are safer. Some broad I barely know is drinking beer and wants me to come over now to watch football. I am stalling.

 

[itisme]

Yummy?

LOL....My thoughts exactly....He just came back a little more raunchy and I think I like it

Pimp her out JK

 

[resinryder]

ewwww that is some sick shit sacko

LOL. Sacko has a really hard time expressing himself. hahaha

 

[el Dream Reader]

If her friend knows where you live then she does too, hitting and getting isn't going to work in this case.

 

[sackoweed]

ewwww that is some sick shit sacko


No I am not yummy. I guess from what you are all saying he wrote this kind of stuff?


I am waiting for her to call. We have no set time. Maybe it won't happen. I have other options for the day anyway that are safer. Some broad I barely know is drinking beer and wants me to come over now to watch football. I am stalling.

No that there is some fun shit literally.. hehe.. But, after this i am now starting to wander cos that is exactly a mcyummin move reply, answer/ask a question then go right into his storyline.. iiiiif, you are mcyummin howzit dood..?? did ya ever do it with the chinese man..?? And have you still not washed the dirty finger from ole whats her name? peace n pufs..

sacKO

 

[designer]

I've read your post designer, and I've come to this conclusion. You seem willing to repeat a cycle that has benefited you absolute zero. Just the fact that you're considering humping a known ho is stupid. She'll dump you, after using you for what she can get, for the next swinging dick that comes along with something better. Smarten up dude. Either that or keep on repeating the same mistakes over and over again expecting different results, which by the way is the definition of insanity. Most people learn from their mistakes. Life is to short to constantly be miserable with your partner. Drama is going to enter any relationship at some point. Willingly walking into what is an apparent ongoing dramatic production is nothing short of stupid on your part. But the up side to that is when you get into trouble with her you'll know you jumped into the supporting role dick first.

Hey who says my way of life is wrong. What is right and wrong has a direct relationship to one's wants and needs.

I see so many men out there... tied to marriage, kids, mortgage. They have women telling them where to get off. If you don't like it you can leave all that you work for and stay in a hotel. Law is on their side, no matter what. Law is there to protect the weak.

So my way of life is stupid to you, but ask yourself, are you really happy where you are at or are you pretending. I pretended to be happy a couple times making other peoples dreams come true. Been there and done that. Now I just roam the earth and enjoy every day knowing I do not owe my heart, soul or wallet to any person.

 

[PicosPoisonftw!]

you should probably post pics of her ham wallet.

 

[sackoweed]

hit & quit will work even if godzilla knows where you live.. What is she going to do? break in and kill everything in the fridge? lmfao!! peace n pufs..

sacKO

 

[Miss Blunted]

Wow, that guy looks hardCORE on that fancy futon!

 

[SpasticGramps]

Who is this Yummybud fella...

Dude is somewhat of a legend around these parts apparently (and it sounds like it's not for anything good)...

 

[designer]

You guys are posting some weird pictures.

 

[HempKat]

Okay, I am going to freak you guys out... Although I never really wanted to date her, her stories kind of turned me on and she knows it. When she told me what she did she used details and slang. I feel terrible about it, but I was turned on. But getting turned on over the phone and going out with her are two completely different things. I think she might have some kind of control over me or something. I mean I sent her money and hash a few months ago, so you have to know that I was sort of interested. But it is different now that she is in the same neighborhood. If she turns me on again I don't know what I will do. And if I did do something with her... It it not going to be easy to run away or hide. I feel like I have had my life put into play and there is nothing I can do about it. She still has a nice body and looks pretty good.

Good god man, take some control and responsability for your life. You are not just some helpless victim that has to cave into every woman's interest just because she turned you on.

 

[SuperSizeMe]

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Wow, that guy looks hardCORE on that fancy futon!

Yeah, no shit...I wonder if it's his lil' brother who's snapping the pic, since it's obviously the lil' brother's bed

In his mom's house no less

 

[opt1c]

meet her at the hotel and NEVER LET HER KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

 

[resinryder]

Hey who says my way of life is wrong. What is right and wrong has a direct relationship to one's wants and needs.

I see so many men out there... tied to marriage, kids, mortgage. They have women telling them where to get off. If you don't like it you can leave all that you work for and stay in a hotel. Law is on their side, no matter what. Law is there to protect the weak.

So my way of life is stupid to you, but ask yourself, are you really happy where you are at or are you pretending. I pretended to be happy a couple times making other peoples dreams come true. Been there and done that. Now I just roam the earth and enjoy every day knowing I do not owe my heart, soul or wallet to any person.

Reread the post man. See if there is another meaning in what I posted. Not saying your way of life is wrong, right, or otherwise bro. And the stupid reference was solely related to repeating the same things that you yourself said you want to avoid. If it hasn't worked for you so far why rinse and repeat? That's all I meant.
You yourself posted you've been in destructive relationships. That they didn't work. That you have concerns about this girl and apparently for good reasons. That you've lost stuff valuable to you, etc. If you're happy by all means keep on doing it. But if you already can see it coming why consider going down the same road again?
You came here and asked for advice did you not? I gave it. Nothing more nothing less. Was not a judgment.
To be totally honest I could care less if you date the girl. Use her for your own means. Tie her ass up to a meat hook, raise her in the air by her tits, and pour hot wax on her for all I care. If it make you both happy go for it, ya dig. Sounds like she open for most anything.
But if you want something solid/changed in your life as you seemed to indicate, what I posted is just another way to look at it. Nothing more. Nothing less.