Why do women spread their legs for fighter pilots?
- Thread starter BigSwifty
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I found out at an early age that if you can touch you forehead with your tongue you don't need a uniform or money.
You'd be surprised how many will give it up when they find out you've just been released from prison!!!!!
comeon man havnt you ever seen top gun? Maverick is the fucking man lol talk to me goose
Saul Silver
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BigSwifty
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Starting to sound a bit Village People there buddy, you are just missing the Red Indian IIRC... ;-)
Telling ladies you are someone famous is not what it used to be either, bloody iPhones/Google Images.....
LMAO! No doubt...
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women, right?
Eh, I never needed money/power to bed chicks. I'm sure it helps. Guess I'm just a stupid animal, which is fine because humans are pretty despicable motherfuckers anyway. I don't really feel like I need to be the most powerful man in the fuckin' spot. That kinda seems like little-man-syndrome to me. I'm pretty damn confident in my skillz... and girls pick up on that.
What is power? You have power because you grow a lot of weed? I hardly think so. Do you have power because you know your shit and are a smart motherfucker? Maybe...
Vetus Fossor
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It's the thought of the uniform.. Same reason we want to f*ck fire fighters. Well, firefighters are ACTUAL heroes....and the uniform just does us in. We like men that do MANLY shit, lol....hot
Being male thus dim witted, I was wondering, Miss Blunted...does my orange jump suit count as a uniform and does picking up trash by the side of the road count as work? I'm REALLY hoping so...it's been years since I've been "worked".
litebuzz
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Yep be rich and famous and chicks(the shallow ones) will fuck you. BFD. I'd much rather be with someone who is wanting a partner in crime and are considered equal. Not every woman wants to be dominated. Glad I don't have to worry about this crap...although it is pretty entertaining to read.
Who made the rules anyway?
Yes....i know.I guess it's a "Wow...6 yrs?.......bet he'd go all fucin night" thought process.Dude,,, That is so fuckin' true!
BigSwifty
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Yes....i know.I guess it's a "Wow...6 yrs?.......bet he'd go all fucin night" thought process.
6 Yrs? Go all night? Shit after 6 years you'd be lucky to last a minute brosephus! Maybe you could get in 5-6 rounds though...
Tronic
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Disregard females... Acquire currency!
Normally it's a cop uniform or a hard hat that drops those panties...
The less intelligence the better I thought.
Fighter pilots have to be smart I think, so I'm kind of suprised here.
The less intelligence the better I thought.
Fighter pilots have to be smart I think, so I'm kind of suprised here.
BigSwifty
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When it comes to uniforms, this is what Miss B has in mind....this is how babys get made folks!
Poopyteabags going to spray some floramite, the way men kill mites!
Yep, this is my Son's Father, lol....ohhhhh boy, haha. This is one of his many uniforms....something about getting rid of mites just turns me right on, lol
highway...tooo...theeeee...dangerzonneeee.
fighter pilolts today dont do none of the dogfighting shit though, its way toned down now. they shoot missles at 15 miles away and then are gone before the explosion even happens.
top gun was the fuckin shit though...my favorite movie when i was a little kid..
Why do women spread their legs for fighter pilots?
so is it really just fighter pilots or any stud w/a good story.......?
so is it really just fighter pilots or any stud w/a good story.......?
