If you owned a club, what would you sell?

[Mr Celsius]

Simply hypothetical, have fun with and don't flame anybodies ideas.

I'm talkin strains, t-shirts, food (what types), pipes, bongs, whatever just have fun with it.

 

[Guest]

Man, that would be my dream job! Stand around stoned and talk all day?! I'm into music so I would put a stage in that thing. Have it part coffee shop, half headshop. I would want different people selling glass though, I always hated going into a store and not having like 2-4 nooks you can go to (more like a concert). I think the most interesting thing I would sell would be art peices of really nice ganja fields.

 

[Mr Celsius]

Man, that would be my dream job! Stand around stoned and talk all day?! I'm into music so I would put a stage in that thing. Have it part coffee shop, half headshop. I would want different people selling glass though, I always hated going into a store and not having like 2-4 nooks you can go to (more like a concert). I think the most interesting thing I would sell would be art peices of really nice ganja fields.

Good choices, some sort of food (both weed and regular) would be a great idea. One of the problems is, you're not allowed to smoke in the places. If you could get high there, then food would be a great idea.

Any types of food or strains? Clones you'd supply?

 

[igrowdadankest]

This is a great thread man.
I would sell alot of strains.If people talked about them or asked if we carried a certain strain I would try and get it in stock.
Strains-White widow.White Russian,White Rhino,Orange kush,purple kush,Bubba kush,All of Mandalas stuff,Strawberry Cough,Haze,alot of c-99 crosses,alot more but cat think of em.
I would sell alot of things made from hemp.Shoes,shirts,pants,socks,hats,underwear.
I would also sell healthy foods from hemp like shakes and stuff.I would make alot of Marijuana edibles too.I Would sell alot of nice glass at cheaper prices.Molino,Weedstar,bluedot.It would be bad ass to have a club.

 

[HerbGlaze]

Id have every hash and kush plant imaginable, also would sell a ton of glass and clothing for my shop.. and I liked that Idea Excel Coffee shop aswell.
Every friday night Id hold some to win a piece or some weed.
Id also.. have a really tight security system and have a gun at the shop because id rather not get jacked. Cameras/Alarms all of that jazz..
Id sell clones.. for a decent price.. and now you cant sell seeds in the U.S
Is what I heard on NORML.

 

[Mr Celsius]

Any other ideas? Its been a while.

 

[MickeyBlue42]

Think you could offer some really good quality take away meals from a freezer unit!
like Lasagne's, stews,curries.. Offer some convenience for your customers to take home. Think there must be a definite focus on your ingredient quality and sourcing. This must be communicated to the customers as it will differentiate your offering from run of the mill shit!

 

[Gooey]

Str8 organics...sativa offerings...ol' time heirloom type shop....take it back....have a on site kitchen, lessons on how to bake with cannabutter...on site massage...no on site useing, to many problems...full concentrate line...oil...hash...pills...etc....only roor glass...keep it elite...pick one type of gear to sell...gotta get a niche...peace

 

[Mr Celsius]

Str8 organics...sativa offerings...ol' time heirloom type shop....take it back....have a on site kitchen, lessons on how to bake with cannabutter...on site massage...no on site useing, to many problems...full concentrate line...oil...hash...pills...etc....only roor glass...keep it elite...pick one type of gear to sell...gotta get a niche...peace

Very cool ideas. I think it would work best in an area that had a fair amount of competition. In a remote area where you're the only club, you gotta diversify so you can meet everyones needs.

I think this would work best in a progressive part of S.F or L.A.

 

[Shred42O]

only hash, of all varieties

 

[hopleaf]

I would keep it as professional as possible. no promo merchandise and no hippy pothead crap. only organic buds and hash from the most reputable sources. basically only the finest meds for those that actually need them. think a clean enviroment for people to come and get reliable meds at a low price. obviously we are talking dreams tho, and financially this would be tough to run.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

no hippy pothead crap. only organic buds and hash from the most reputable sources.

Times must have changed.

The most reputable sources for organic buds and hash used to be hippy potheads.

 

[rick shaw]

Make it a real collective. Have classes yoga,cooking,growing. Acupuncture,chiropractic and physical therapy. Secure parking and delivery. Let low income members work for discounts. Have bingo,movie nights,picnics etc.Glass from local artists. Smoking and vaping on site definitely. Complete clone library and Gypsy's entire line of course

 

[supermanlives]

happy endings. lots of oriental gals and a guaranteed smile upon leaving. buds are free upon renting a girl

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I'd build a cryogenic facility like in Jurassic Park.

Then I'd sell the title.

 

[hopleaf]

Times must have changed.

The most reputable sources for organic buds and hash used to be hippy potheads.

not anymore friend. the old hippy grower i know has nothing compared to the new age organic grower. thats not what i was talking about though. i was talking about targeting that perticular group which usually ends in very unprefessional buisness. nowaydays there are much more reliable sources for organic goodies than the dirty old hippy... even though they led the way for us modern organic growers.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Well then I'm glad to see due respect.

Stereotypes are as useless as they are useful.

I'm picturing you as a nerdy type spectacle adorned astrophysicist complete with pocket protector and cowlick... I don't know if I can shake that image...

 

[hopleaf]

Well then I'm glad to see due respect.

Stereotypes are as useless as they are useful.

I'm picturing you as a nerdy type spectacle adorned astrophysicist complete with pocket protector and cowlick... I don't know if I can shake that image...

i picture you as a jar of yellow mustard... i don't think i can shake THAT image... anyway lets let the nice people get on with the real topic.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

You liked my Jurrasic Park idea and hate hippies.

Admit it.

 

[rick shaw]

Here is a SF club http://www.sparcsf.org/