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Making food before you smoke

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juicepuddle

So recently I have started making myself lunch before I smoke around noon, I make myself a sandwich set it up with saran rap and go downstairs for a little toke session.

I have found that without fail everytime I forget I have made the sandwich and when I come back its FUCKING AMAZING.

You should do this or try it if you dont or havent:dance013:

SO FUCKING HIGH TUNASANDWICH OMFGNOMNOMNMONn
:party::joint::smoker: :greenstars:
 

bobcat1963

Parker Schnobel
Veteran
I can't really get inspired to cook or even make a sandwich unless i'm high,so around one am this morning I am ripped off some Satori and I get a brainstorm.I WANT HOMEMADE ONION RINGS,andI wanted them NOW.Being the smart stoner that I am,the first piece of equipment I pull out is the fire extingusher.I made those onion rings and they were fucking awesome.The best thing is that I did not need the fire extenguisher,but my kitchen looked like a bomb went off in there.Flour everywhere,dirty pans,bowls,dishes.You name it,I used it.BTW i'm out of ketchup.:)
 

Abja Roots

ABF(Always Be Flowering) - Founder
Veteran
Sometimes I make food, get irie, and then have no appetite. I think I love the high and taste of the herb too much. :)
 

Budsmith

Member
Actually I eat before I smoke... so instead of cleaning out the kitchen I'll have already be a little full so now the only munchies I'll eat will be sweets or snacks. It makes the toke session that much "sweeter".
 

qwerty

Member
Man I always got an appetite, smoke, eat, smoke, eat!

But yes, I'm always stoned when I prepare food.
 
J

juicepuddle

Actually I eat before I smoke... so instead of cleaning out the kitchen I'll have already be a little full so now the only munchies I'll eat will be sweets or snacks. It makes the toke session that much "sweeter".

I clean as I cook, SKILLLLLLS.

As to being high before you cook too, I was coming off a high from earlier so its not like you gotta be sober, just make some food before you get high, then after you might be like OMFG

ITS LIKE A PRESENT
 
J

juicepuddle

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mean mr.mustard

I Pass Satellites
Veteran
It's a 50/50 shot of whether or not I make something crazy or something tasty... one out of seven times I'll make something that's both.

But that's only if I smoke before or during... :D
 

mean mr.mustard

I Pass Satellites
Veteran
To be completely honest, I thought this would be about burning a duck or forgetting baking powder in the cookies.... as in a warning: "Make food before you smoke!" :scripture:

But then again... I've been smoking.
 

redspaghetti

love machine
ICMag Donor
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yeahh dont ever eat too much of that,,, you might not stay awake after an hour or so..

lots of canna oils in there LOL
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
Veteran
This is sort of off topic but what I like to do is smoke after I've had a really big meal (like Thanksgiving dinner) or after I've been to an All You Can Eat place. You know when your stuffed and feel a little miserable because you're so stuffed. It's like whatever it is that usually causes the munchies, acts to kick your digestive process into overdrive and the stuffed slightly miserable feeling goes away without an additional attack of the munchies.

For all those celebrating Thanksgiving give it a try, if you find yourself stuffed and miserable. Smoke some good weed and see if you don't feel better alot sooner then if you didn't smoke.
 
J

juicepuddle

This is sort of off topic but what I like to do is smoke after I've had a really big meal (like Thanksgiving dinner) or after I've been to an All You Can Eat place. You know when your stuffed and feel a little miserable because you're so stuffed. It's like whatever it is that usually causes the munchies, acts to kick your digestive process into overdrive and the stuffed slightly miserable feeling goes away without an additional attack of the munchies.

For all those celebrating Thanksgiving give it a try, if you find yourself stuffed and miserable. Smoke some good weed and see if you don't feel better alot sooner then if you didn't smoke.

I will be giving this a try after I've had my fill of turkey etc this year, I will report back haha.
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
Veteran
I will be giving this a try after I've had my fill of turkey etc this year, I will report back haha.

Cool, I hope it works as well for you as it has for me in the past. I'll forewarn you though, it's not instant relief, it generally takes me about 30 minutes to feel the full benefit of smoking.
 
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