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Weirdest Training Drill Ever: Feds Imagine Marijuana Growers Will Launch Terror Attac

kmk420kali

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Northern California is home to thousands of pot growers. There are no known incidents of pot farmer terrorist attacks on critical infrastructure.
November 21, 2010 |

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Northern California pot growers bomb a car and a bus, then take over Shasta Dam in a bid to free an imprisoned comrade. It sounds like the plot to a very cheesy Grade-B thriller, but it was actually the premise for a day-long terrorist attack drill conducted by 20 state, local, and federal law enforcement agencies Wednesday.
According to an account published in the local paper the Redding Record Searchlight, the Shasta Dam scenario had the "Red Cell" pot grower/terrorists blowing up the car and bus to create a distraction and then taking over the dam. Holding three people hostage, the terrorist pot growers then threaten to flood the Sacramento River by opening the flood gates unless their imprisoned comrade is freed.
The drill was part of the US Bureau of Reclamation's Critical Infrastructure Crisis Response Exercise Program, which started in 2003. It identified six dams, including Shasta, the nation's second largest, as possible terrorist targets. Similar exercises took place at Utah's Flaming Gorge Dam in 2003, Washington's Grand Coulee Dam in 2005, and Hoover Dam on the Arizona-Nevada border in 2008. But none of those exercises identified pot growers as the putative terrorists.
According to bureau spokesperson Sheri Harral, the drill took 18 months of planning and cost the bureau $500,000. The other emergency and law enforcement agencies that participated paid their own expenses.
As of press time, Harral had not returned a Chronicle call asking why marijuana growers were selected as the terrorists. Northern California is home to thousands of pot growers, many of them doing it legally under the auspices of California's medical marijuana law. There are no known incidents of pot farmer terrorist attacks on critical infrastructure.
Dale Gieringer, head of California NORML and an observer of the state marijuana scene for decades, told the Chronicle he was unaware of any California pot grower terrorist cells—ever. "No, never," he said.
Nor was he impressed with the pot grower as terrorist scenario. "That was so stupid," he sighed. "I don't know what inspired it. I can see the need to do better pat downs for air travelers to make sure they're not holding joints in their underpants, but this? It sounds like something some yahoo red county sheriff would dream up."
Neither was the Marijuana Policy Project amused. "This is a classic example of law enforcement's utterly inaccurate stereotype of who is involved with marijuana," said the group's communications director, Mike Meno. "For decades, they have villianized users and people involved in the industry to such an extent that they now equate them with terrorists. It might be laughable," he said, "but it gives us real insight into the drug warrior mentality and what they think of marijuana people."
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"Red Cell" plotter? No, just more Reefer Madness

"The whole idea that they would equate growers with terrorism is absurd and insulting," sputtered
NORML
founder Keith Stroup. "This is too ignorant to take seriously. It's hard to imagine that in this time of fiscal crisis, someone would have the nerve to propose spending money on such a ludicrous exercise. My goodness! Of all the potential violent criminals out there, the idea that they would focus on pot growers shows that this is a political game," he said.

"People will be laughing about this for decades," Stroup continued. "You have almost half the people in California voting for marijuana, and on the other hand, this. It's hard to believe this is going on.

At least, they could have called it the "Green cell."
Redding, CA United States

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Mrs.Babba

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18 months and $500 grand, you'd think someone could find a better way to spend that money in this economy . Its such bullshit, when I read that the other day I couldn't believe it.
 

Skidbone

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I can believe these kooks are in charge. No wonder America is losing its place in the world. Sounds like silly little boys playing shoot em up in the woods.
 

Corpsey

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seems like it would of been just as easy to make it about mexican cartels destroying infrastructure. thats closer to reality then this shit ever happening
 

amannamedtruth

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Heard about this the other day...Some boys just can't grow up, I guess. I wonder how many high school graduates in South-Central could have gone and gotten an associates degree with that money.
 

redspaghetti

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18 months and $500 grand, you'd think someone could find a better way to spend that money in this economy . Its such bullshit, when I read that the other day I couldn't believe it.

Someone is pocketing half that funds, if not all of it .... they;re all crooks !!!!!!!
 

mean mr.mustard

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Federal agencies.

That should have cinched it right there.

Countless bridges and dams have been destroyed by cannabis growers.

Let's embezzle some more money... who wants a raise?
 

SpasticGramps

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What a fucking joke.

War on Terror meet the War on the Drugs. Everyone is a terrorist now.
 
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hmmmm....taking over the dam.
The hydro possibilities with that much of a reservoir.
Hey gotta think positive.
 

bugler

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I wonder how many high school graduates in South-Central could have gone and gotten an associates degree with that money.
I was curious so I did a little computation based on Cypress College.
Assuming full Pell Grant eligibility and a 2 year associates program:

22 if funding tuition and full room and board
50 if those students live with their parents

Interesting...
 

kmk420kali

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We could not even get all the Stoners together on Legalization...somehow they think we are organized Terrorists!!! :biglaugh:
 

iBogart

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The solution to preventing this pot head terror plot is to simply legalize cannabis. But, then all those law enforcement officials would be out of a job. So i guess in order to keep their jobs they have to think, er, dream up scenarios that would validate their own existence. What a bunch of fucking losers.
 

terry the trich

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The cannabis terrorists are the police and government. The growers and smokers are the victims of cannabis terror.

Governments are faggots.

Peace, Tel...:wave:
 

Preacher

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Oh man. What if there were actual violent and highly organized thugs who fund their murder machines largely with weed? Say, down at the US/Mexico border or something. I mean that would make a training exercise like this, targeted at a demographic that's never shown any sign of violence and only tangentially related to these crazy hypothetical gangsters, look like not only a giant waste of money but a horrible execution of what could have been a good idea.

I'm just glad I don't live in a world like that.
 

stonedar

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not sure how much of my tax dollars were wasted on this but at least I got a good laugh, that's gotta be worth something
 

ddrew

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Damn, I was totally planning on hijacking that dam this weekend while everyone was shopping, back to the drawing board I guess
 

Iraganji

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These fuckers now have enough clowns among them to charge admission if they were to set up a big tent. :D

I'm enjoying myself envisioning them in tutu's riding tiny bicycles in circles, and flaming feds on trapeze.
Hehe, I'd like to be the guy in charge of making sure the safety net is secure. ;)
 
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toastfighter2

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Edit:Before taking offense to the dirty hippy,or pot growing stoner comments, take note that I am one myself so I am allowed to say it.

For one, I can't say that it is a total waste of money, because they do need to think about and train for things like this. I am also pretty sure that the whole day was full of wise cracks and smart ass remarks about beating dirty hippies and such. Sure, a bunch of pot growing stoners are probably lowest on the list of people actually go out and do some thing like this, but that is more than likely why they chose to say that. They knew that someone would be upset by it, and why not go with the group of people that would rather sit down and talk about it than go out and blow something up. It's a simple case of covering their asses.
 
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