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You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.


Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -Allah is Great."


Pause....

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR

THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE


ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

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Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.

Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."
 
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Husband says to wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived
... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change."
 
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draco

i would like to try marijuana, but i'm afraid of needles!!... however, bring the weird orgies and wild parties! i'd like to unleash a passion or two...
 
motaco

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That has truly always made me laugh. Not the posters, but that they thought telling a super sexually repressed generation that marijuana makes normal teenage girls turn nympho and have wild orgies as an idea of discouraging its use with kids.

I mean it seems like any teenage boy throwing a party must've looked for weeks ahead of time to try to find some pot after hearing that.

Think only french whores give fellatio? Bring some marijuana to the party and you'll be going ass to mouth with the neighbor girl in no time!
 
RoachClip

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I just seen it on a web site for pics and thought I would put it up as it's Interesting and peoples back then were loco to think they way they did back then.
 
motaco

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well actually they didn't believe it. The premise was to make it seem so terrible that nobody in their right minds would even try it. So they said it would cause white girls to want to sleep with black guys, that it caused fits of hysteria that led to murder, addiction worse than heroin, etc.

They knew it wasn't the case it was just preventative propaganda in their eyes.

Which is why its funny. The plan to discourage use among teens was to say that it led to wild orgies. As though that would deter teenagers.
 
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I have no idea what some of you tipsters' obsession is with guys getting their junk stuck in things, but it's borderline disturbing (just kidding, it's totally rad). But here goes: Xing, a 41-year old man, was wandering through LanTian park in Hong Kong late one night when he thought to himself, "I should stick my penis in a steel park bench, you know, for the Olympics." And that's what he did. Unfortunately, mid-coitus Xing realized he was stuck and called the police using his cell phone.

When police arrived, Xing was moaning in pain and stuck face down to the bench. They tried several penis-liberating options (including taking blood) before sawing the entire bench off and taking it to the hospital. 4 hours later Xing had his penis back, sans giant metal bench attachment. Good thing too, because doctors said one hour longer and they would have chopped his member off. Oh man, this reminds me of the time I made love to a hole in a tree during a camping trip. Hello woodpecker nest! Seriously, I pee out the side of my penis now.

Hit the jump for two more pictures of Xing and a video news report. Warning: lots of painful moaning. Lots. A lot, a lot. Tons. Never heard so much painful moaning. Also, added another link to a story about a guy that had sex with the umbrella hole of his picnic table so often that his neighbor finally filmed it and called the police. You're welcome.
 
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