Dancer at strip club asked me to get her some weed.

[MJBadger]

fwiw i know one stripper who's 24 and own more property than any 30 year old i know; this chick has acreage in the mountains; badass truck too... complete head case but that's beside the point

Has she got room for a few plants ? maybe she needs a gardener ? send her my name .

Stay green .

 

[InvisibleEmpire]

Dude, this is no place for dating ad's. Try here

sorry you interpreted my post about my sexual escapades as a dating ad. i think that's possibly your homosexuality subliminally showing itself instantly defining my post as a dating ad...

plus, i don't use the internet to get women...i actually do the old fashioned thing called, uh, talking to them!

 

[barnyard]

rafterman, dude the lady was just making conversation. Guess what, you were the 5th guy that day she had made that type of comment to.

if you were to show up with a sack and whisper to her "hey I got something for you" She'd say "who are you?" and call a manager to have you escorted out.

For the ladies its about the money, for the guys its about the FANTASY. Its not reality and dude, no she's not at all interested in you or your weed ~ just your money.

(dang I'm getting jaded in my old age, lol)

 

[SOTF420]

Nah she wants the weed AND the money

 

[ThePizzaMan]

My boy used to have naked coke-parties with dancers at his house. When his fiance found out, she ratted him out for the scraggly pot plant in the living room. If she only knew what lurked underneath...

The cops searched the house until they found the floor trap in a bedroom closet. Underneath, there was a 6' x 6' trench the length of the ~1200 sq ft home. Dude received 30 felony counts for manufacturing mj and maintaining a dwelling.

I got to tell ya, If I had a bud bunker underneath my bedroom, I think I would pass on the late night coke ravaged naked stripper parties....but thats just me. lolz

 

[TrichyTrichy]

did you go back and play hide the bud

 

[Panoramical]

sorry you interpreted my post about my sexual escapades as a dating ad. i think that's possibly your homosexuality subliminally showing itself instantly defining my post as a dating ad...

plus, i don't use the internet to get women...i actually do the old fashioned thing called, uh, talking to them!

My mistake. I thought you were British and would get the sarcasm.

 

[trichrider]

spasticgramps...just don't tell her about the looming future of money!!!

 

[supermanlives]

you should of said ,i give you weed ,you give me head

 

[TrichyTrichy]

This could turn out like Southpark's Trey Parker and Bogie.
So wharrr happend!

 

[shawkmon]

this thread still going ?

 

[mule420]

I have a good stripper story from Friday night to tell you guys, well the story goes on until Sunday, get it??? And some more tips! I will try to roll out the story tonight, if not in the AM for sure!
Peace and puffs

 

[medmaker420]

I would keep the 1/4 or get going rate, it isn't like she doesn't have the cash flow THEN get your free dance AS WELL.

you have what SHE wants and not the other way around.

 

[mule420]

Were at the strip club on Friday, my bro has me running wing man in a club we frequent. So he has been running a game on this girl and she keeps dragging it out... So we get up during her "set" and go to the next stage... Jump ship so to speak.

After her set, he gets mad text from her from the dressing room what's wrong, what's up? All the while we are sitting with diff girls... So needless to say play them, gentlemen...

Everything's free till it's not free...

Never take a stripper to your HOME EVER! Well I married two so I digress...

Any ways I call him later and say whats up? They were buying her bed sheets at a walmrt @ 3:00 AM because well you know it's "her" bed...

So I think her untied her Sunday... Kidding!!! They spent a love filled weekend doing whatever... That jar of weed I loaned him is pretty light... Peace and puffs