lol Ya, he does 
Dancer at strip club asked me to get her some weed.
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Panoramical
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Most stunning ladies aren't strippers. I know, I've got one of them and have had plenty more, not one has been a stripper. Unless it's for me.
Sounds like you spend too much time in strip clubs. There are an abundance of beautiful women outside of those sleezey joints.
did you say?
J.C. not see a breeder on here called Yummy??
This is a joke right?
*Facepalm*
The most bizarre post of the month^^^
mule420
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Lets just say I have a "in" on strip joints and it's not powder... I create a illusion I do powder however, to see if the stripper is on the shit. At one of my close family members funerals the strippers out numbered the family members and it was not from me... LOL
I'm now working on the cougar's. I like the conversation and most can pay for themselves and me... Most know I'm buy no means well off and I can pay, they just like to spoil me...
If you gentlemen in your 40s haven't noticed there are a huge amount of stunning single women in there 50-60s that are loaded and had all the right nips and tucks... You need to get out more...
Dating in my 20s was never this much fun...
I'm now working on the cougar's. I like the conversation and most can pay for themselves and me
... Most know I'm buy no means well off and I can pay, they just like to spoil me...If you gentlemen in your 40s haven't noticed there are a huge amount of stunning single women in there 50-60s that are loaded and had all the right nips and tucks... You need to get out more...
Dating in my 20s was never this much fun...
RandomUser420
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Mule you are my hero, keep the tips coming. I don't go to strip joints, never really got into that scene and now I am married. But your posts about them are a great read good for a laugh.
RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN. strippers always equal drama
heheh... where i'm from damn near all girls are drama; can't remember the last time i met one without daddy or self-image issues and i'm not even talking about strippers
i'll throw this out there; strippers are a hell of a lot more honest than most of the chicks i meet.... they're running game... they're making their money... and they aren't going to hide that fact from you.... other chicks... hell i got buddy who got burned by his high school sweetheart after she went out with her girlfriends for a weekend in vegas... let me tell you something... std's don't stay in vegas yo!
with a stripper i know exactly what i'm getting and i've yet to ever meet a stripper who doesn't like herb; just have a nug on u; if it's bomb enough you'll have girls coming up to u rubbing up on u just to catch the vapors.... funny shit
fwiw i know one stripper who's 24 and own more property than any 30 year old i know; this chick has acreage in the mountains; badass truck too... complete head case but that's beside the point
Most people i meet aren't trustworthy male or female... u just know what you're getting when ur with a stripper... so there is less chance for surprises down the road
i'll throw this out there; strippers are a hell of a lot more honest than most of the chicks i meet.... they're running game... they're making their money... and they aren't going to hide that fact from you.... other chicks... hell i got buddy who got burned by his high school sweetheart after she went out with her girlfriends for a weekend in vegas... let me tell you something... std's don't stay in vegas yo!
with a stripper i know exactly what i'm getting and i've yet to ever meet a stripper who doesn't like herb; just have a nug on u; if it's bomb enough you'll have girls coming up to u rubbing up on u just to catch the vapors.... funny shit
fwiw i know one stripper who's 24 and own more property than any 30 year old i know; this chick has acreage in the mountains; badass truck too... complete head case but that's beside the point
Most people i meet aren't trustworthy male or female... u just know what you're getting when ur with a stripper... so there is less chance for surprises down the road
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InvisibleEmpire
I'm in my mid-20s and I get hit on all the time by women in their mid to late 30's, but they're normally just nymphos and I let it go.
The last chick I had sex with was 18...5'4", 100lb I think...insane tight body and nice ass, sex was good, but she kept stopping me saying i hurt her so I had to finish and after I did she gave me some pretty good head. That's the problem with younger chicks...they don't have much experience so the guy is left with doin' all the pounding and it just normally rates a 6 or 7 when it could be a 9 or 10 if she knew what she was doin...
I'm shooting for a late 20's chick. these chicks normally keep it real, have a job and are great in bed. when you start going older you start sacrificing looks for experience...BUT...there are some hot ass 30 and 40 year old women out there but in my area, HARD to come by lol
The last chick I had sex with was 18...5'4", 100lb I think...insane tight body and nice ass, sex was good, but she kept stopping me saying i hurt her so I had to finish and after I did she gave me some pretty good head. That's the problem with younger chicks...they don't have much experience so the guy is left with doin' all the pounding and it just normally rates a 6 or 7 when it could be a 9 or 10 if she knew what she was doin...
I'm shooting for a late 20's chick. these chicks normally keep it real, have a job and are great in bed. when you start going older you start sacrificing looks for experience...BUT...there are some hot ass 30 and 40 year old women out there but in my area, HARD to come by lol
aaah the stripper days. daytona florida shark lounge . strippers are crazy . i wouldnt marry one tho. i actually liked daytona beach much better than the club
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mule420
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Don't ever buy strippers a thong or spike heels. They have plenty besides, they love fuzzy jammies and big fuzzy slippers with Oscar the grouch faces on them way more...
I cannot stress the I don't care attitude enough... Like the money keep weed in two places. So you can up your chances with a couple chicks...
There is a hierarchy in a strip club with the dancers. You will have a mother she is more of a seasoned stripper, if you can run a game on her your berrnie madoff...
Pick one of the new girls she's on the out's with the click and is not as wise... Even a novice stripper can run a good game so you better be on the ball... Be careful here as she might run to the click with the free weed to try and get on the clicks good side... And if you trying thing's like that with other girls in the club it spreads like wild fire... So pick a target well.
With that being said, pick off days and when they first open some have prime rib for lunch and specials on dances. That is when you hit it... Don't try a Friday night with a thousand other swinging d*cks... The less experienced dancers are on the off shifts...
Still young and impressible...
Let's just say it's a family tradition...
I cannot stress the I don't care attitude enough... Like the money keep weed in two places. So you can up your chances with a couple chicks...
There is a hierarchy in a strip club with the dancers. You will have a mother she is more of a seasoned stripper, if you can run a game on her your berrnie madoff...
Pick one of the new girls she's on the out's with the click and is not as wise... Even a novice stripper can run a good game so you better be on the ball... Be careful here as she might run to the click with the free weed to try and get on the clicks good side... And if you trying thing's like that with other girls in the club it spreads like wild fire... So pick a target well.
With that being said, pick off days and when they first open some have prime rib for lunch and specials on dances. That is when you hit it... Don't try a Friday night with a thousand other swinging d*cks... The less experienced dancers are on the off shifts...
Still young and impressible...
Let's just say it's a family tradition...
