Dancer at strip club asked me to get her some weed.

[mule420]

Gentlemen, A couple of tips for reeling in said strippers...
Take out a quarter, the coin not the unit of measure and tap it on a glass ashtray or a beer bottle it sounds just like chopping up a rail... Don't be overtly obvious when doing it... Look around ears will perk up! LOL

Nose drops like when you have a head cold to break up the funk in there... Snort a couple of shots of that before you ever walk in the club... You will now have a running nose and sniff to keep from leaking boogies out. Strippers with sniffles are from other things... LOL

When exiting the bathroom if said stripper is sitting at your table when you get there, make a kind of snorting sound don't go over board with it... Then make a nasty face and take a drink of beer. Ovoid eye contact if busted act "caught" and look away...LOL

If asked if your holding powder say, I really don't know you so you know how it is... And I heard some dude got popped in here for passing something to a girl awhile back... LOL

Take no more then $100 dollars. Get 50 $1.00 bills 2 $20s and 2 $5 bills Take 25 one dollar bills and wrap the 2 $20 around them put in one pocket. Take the rest and put it in other pocket. Do this once reach in the $20 pocket and pull out the fake wad and kind of keep it low key and say whoops wrong pocket... LOL

I could go on... Lets just say I married two, and me and my homies "farm" strippers till we get board then we go back to the rich older milfs who's husband left her for a stripper and around we go.... They are way less maintenance trust me.... LOL

Peace and puffs

 

[ddrew]

Let's see
You want a bag
I want a blowjob
I think we can reach an agreement here

 

[maryj315]

Knowing the right ENTERTAINER can be a very lucrative relationship to obtain.

Mj

 

[rafterman]

Or you could learn the lesson to bag your erb better!!! if she can smell it so can others.

Ha ha ha....it wasn't the herb I had on me. Usually I only pack one joint exactly for security reasons and wrap it in tinfoil between tokes and keep it in the bottom of my jacket pocket. Never carry a sack around with me otherwise I could have tried some barter on the spot.

She smelled the weed smoke on me cause I blazed up just before I walked in the establishment.

Have to decide whether I'm going to head back to the strip club again tonight with some buds in a baggie and see what kind of deal this gal wants to make.

Last night was only the second time I've ever been in this club, fuck me the strippers are relentless in pestering you for dances. After the third or fourth gal hit on me or should I say hit on my wallet ha ha ha, it got kinda old.

Did end up getting three dances from another gal before I left the club, first time in years, definitely a low value for money proposition ha ha ha but the little head, beer and weed made me weak willed.

Have to see how the stars align tonite for a revisit.

 

[Cookie monster]

put it in between the boobies

.....and then she can have the bag of weed

 

[chiggercraw]

Go get um rafter man.

 

[BornToBeWild]

Gotta love strippers woohoo! We used to hit this one club every friday night until it only became topless unless go private. Was byob so we would take a case of beer,bottle of wine and some liquor this one beautiful brunette maybe 19 would flock to our table like flies on shit wanting to get drunk. Free dances all night from all the girls! I say hook her up probably get a lot back in return but if it comes to it double bag it.....not the weed

 

[YosemiteSam]

strippers will "work" you for whatever they can. the secret is to give them a small taste (cocaine is the most effective but weed may work) then tell them exactly what you want...blowjob, fuck, whatever. she will ask for more, do not give it to her. you got something she wants, she presumably has something you want.

the whole secret is getting what you want before you run out of what she wants. being nice will not work...it is a sign of weakness to a stripper. you gotta forget nice and step up to pimp. tell that bitch how is going to be and do not negotiate further, walk away if she keeps trying to negotiate...remember, all you got to do is wait 3 more songs and you have a shot at the next one, they ain't really special at all.

do not under any circumstances let her know you grow or where. and for gods sake do not fall in love with her...none of them respect men after the first month. if you consider it nothing more than a business transaction you have a chance, if you are being a nice guy you are going to end up with less weed than you started out with.

and use a condom, you ain't the first guy that had what she wanted.

and for the record i love women and would never treat one like that, but we ain't talkin about a woman here, we are talking about a ho.

 

[SpasticGramps]

and for the record i love women and would never treat one like that, but we ain't talkin about a woman here, we are talking about a ho.

Watch this show first to get you in the right frame of mind or to laugh your butt off.

 

[Yes4Prop215]

strippers like drugs except they usually dont like weed they were always asking for XTC or coke....if shes hot hook her up with some smoke and see if she wants to blaze with you. maybe you can get a special private dance at your house....

 

[SuperSizeMe]

I think I'd stick to just payin' her with 1$ bills and play dumb on the whole weed tip.

 

[Japanfreakier]

I thought the exact same thing when I saw the title of this thread: "sounds like yummybud". That sackless dude drove me nuts and I am glad he is gone. However, I wish him the best and hope he did not harm himself. Anyone know what became of him?
I will not knock the dude when he is not around to defend himself, and I feel it is wrong for others to, even though I can't stop anyone from doing so. I just think the whole subject of yummybud should be dropped once and for all. First, though, I the thought did occur to me that he created several, maybe dozens of "handles" and only the one known as yummybud is gone. He has been around the online community for quite some time. He could have created other handles before this one. Some people do sound eerily like him. AH but at last, who cares? We should bury this subject once and for all.

You do understand he was in character right?

 

[Japanfreakier]

Selling weed to a stripper sounds like a bad move to me.

 

[OrganicOzarks]

I think if you have some chemical laiden, pesticide infused herb I would see if she is interested. You are interested in her herpe, clap ridden pussy aren't you? Fare is fare. Maybe some mexi brick weed?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

And now for a short musical interlude!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hdHCq2GpNo&feature=related


Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Is all my brain and body need
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Are very good indeed

Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window
The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know
Lots of other ways, what a jolly bad show
If all you ever do is business you don't like

Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Is very good indeed

Every bit of clothing ought to make you pretty
You can cut the clothing, grey is such a pity
I should wear the clothing of Mr. Walter Mitty
See my tailor, he's called Simon, I know it's going to fit

Here's a little piece of advice
You're quite welcome it is free
Don't do nothing that is cut price
You know what that'll make you be
They will try their tricky device
Trap you with the ordinary
Get your teeth into a small slice
The cake of liberty

Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Sex, drugs, rock, roll
Sex, drugs, rock, roll

 

[Indian Culture]

The best thing to do is to tell her that you will get her some weed for free BJ's.

 

[Asterix]

In my opionion selling/giving a weed for strange person , is the easiest way to get some trouble.

 

[Japanfreakier]

Not just a strange person, a person working with organized crime.

 

[BrainSellz]

And now for a short musical interlude!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hdHCq2GpNo&feature=related



They will try their tricky device
Trap you with the ordinary
Get your teeth into a small slice
The cake of liberty

^ Bad singing with a great groove though.

 

[BrainSellz]

It's in the word "stripper" be carefull, like they stripper your life away if you aint carefull. Yu Vana Dance sounds kinda scary, alomst sounds like something out of a movie that has a not so good ending for the good guy, imo. Be carefull and not a carefool What ever you do we vana know muhahahah jk