you know U are a real grower when:

[bigwity]

how about you know your a real grower when you try to contribute to strain lists rather than buying from them.

 

[bigwity]

Too funny, mon!

When an acquaintance gives you a bad time for not knowing the name of the strain you just turned him on to and you chose to feign ignorance rather than admit you haven't named it yet....

lw

lmao thats the best one

 

[BrainSellz]

when your smokin your own grown weed'

 

[JamieShoes]

...when theres more trim in your freezer than frozen food...

 

[JamieShoes]

and also....


when you point at things in other peoples gardens (non MJ related gardens) and tell them they could probably do with a splash of kelp..

 

[SOTF420]

when every noise you hear is a swat team surrounding your house

It's just the neighbors cat lmao

 

[SOTF420]

When someone you just met recently mentions anything randomly about "growing pot" you get nervous and think they are an undercover cop trying to trick you into talking about it so you have to act clueless!

 

[Yes4Prop215]

-when you find random garbage bags full of soil and dead plants stuffed in closets and other places you dont remember.....then your like FUCK i still gotta go dump these somewhere

-you are lulled to sleep everynight by the sound of a half dozen oscillating fans....

-when the cable guys coming over and its a maddash of stuffing scales, jars and empty sunsystem boxes into various places out of sight

 

[mellow yellow]

Great thread made me laugh, agree with so many.

Esp, the trim in freezer, finding randon buds about the house weeks after harvest, never knowing where i got my green from when asked and so many more

 

[rocky5]

when you have to keep asking a trusted friend at work
every night if you stink of weed before you clock in.;

and do a personal check make sure you aint got any
bud stuck on your sleeves.

 

[Lazyman]

...when theres more trim in your freezer than frozen food...

LOL I just harvested 12 lights of 4' tall plants, and I had to buy another freezer to hold all the trim and alcohol I use to process it! Gonna be a busy hashmaking weekend, I can't wait!

 

[Lazyman]

doublepost

 

[SOTF420]

-when the cable guys coming over and its a maddash of stuffing scales, jars and empty sunsystem boxes into various places out of sight

I still have all those damn boxes too, everywhere! lmfao

 

[Kush_Master]

when some random dude asks you if you want to buy some "great weed" and you just chuckle and say no thx.

 

[alecto]

when you truely believe you have THE solution to deforestation...

when your local growshop owner ask to be your best man at your wedding, and you accept...

 

[Dr.NO]

You smell a skunk and get paranoid someone else will smell it and think you're holdin'!

 

[DiiZZii3]

-Your currently enroled in horticulture when you only care about growing one type of plant... wtf was i thinking, i dont wanna learn about fuckin roses.

 

[sackoweed]

you can mix up nutes better than your own food..

 

[DiiZZii3]

- You forget that not everybody views marijuana the same way you do

 

[Securityfirst]

You run several grow ops and a flourishing broker business while on house arrest for cultivation