Im so high I just...

[MoldyFrogToe]

well, wasnt high, but just rolled through a red light on a road bike, from right behind a truck, so in the next lane, the lady didnt see me, nor did i see her. probably would have stopped my bike before but she was paying attention and jammed on the brakes from 30mph. so bad. lol

 

[Pinball Wizard]

put empty icetrays back in the freezer...

 

[Bud Religion]

Stared at a frog chillin next to an outdoor lamp that was munchin on some insects for 20 minutes. Now i have a wandering burn in my eyeballs from the fuckin light. Hope this shit subsides..

 

[Feyd]

lighting cigs backwards pisses me off...

 

[Dimebagg]

Im so high I just took apart my exhaust fan for cleaning and maintenance, and put it all back together...without putting in the impeller

 

[Cookie monster]

Technology confuses me

More than once while gourded I've tried to open the automatic doors in the supermarket with the vans central locking button...

 

[TooNormal]

I was having a conversation with my wife while trying to open a frozen pizza box. After a while my wife starts laughing her ass off, and I ask what's so funny?

Apparently for the five minutes I was standing there talking I was continuously trying to open the frozen pizza. I was rotating the box around on all four ends looking for the paper "zipper" to open it the entire time.

Well, my wife had apparently bought a new brand of frozen pizza that no longer had said "zipper" and you had to just peel up an end. She was wondering how long she could keep me talking while rotating the damn box in my hands before I noticed.

 

[mugenbao]

One incident in particular comes to mind right away. I was sitting on the toilet taking a dump after getting thoroughly medicated, and as I so often do in such a situation, I was passing the otherwise unexciting time thinking 'bout stuff.

I had recently been watching a large number of martial arts training videos, and was trying to remember a short sequence of movements in a Wing Chun drill I had recently viewed.

At some point I realized that I had been sitting on the crapper with my pants around my ankles occasionally pinching off loads while actually practicing the Wing Chun drill with the upper half of my body, and was so baked that I simply had not even noticed that I was moving my arms around like an epileptic Bruce Lee wannabe while sitting on the toilet until my wife asked "is everything okay in there?" about 15 minutes later.

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[THC123]

well this happened 2 days ago when i was high , and since i am real high now on this sour bubble tesbud also , i think it counts

so,
2 days ago i was so high that when trying to reconnect my 250 watt MH i switched the spots where i had to connect the lamp and the ac(power) on the transformator

the transformator or lamp is dead now , i kept looking couldn't find anything wrong

when i looked at it when i was sober i immediately saw the mistake

 

[cyberwax]

lol guys, been some time since i've laughed this hard to a thread

 

[Mitch Connor]

I got really really really baked on Sunday with some fresh outdoor, passed out, had a crazy vivid dream that I was smoking some fresh outdoor and passed out, then I woke up

twas fucked

 

[spainmedman]

i was just sitting in front of the TV flipping channels for 5 minutes or so and thinking nothing is on....
...then i realize i was hitting the "recall" button and just going back and forth between the same 2 channels.....