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I am being invaded by Zombie Cats.

I am being invaded by Zombie Cats.

  • Adopt them, and create a stoner army of cats.

    Votes: 10 55.6%
  • Call animal control, this is out of hand!

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • Feed them 50% kitty food - 50% glass shards.

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Wait it out, ignore them, and hope they go away.

    Votes: 3 16.7%

  • Total voters
    18
  • Poll closed .
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bigtopsfinn

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Well if you want to kill them I'd say call animal control. That's what'll probably happen to them.

If you have the love and money for them, lead them to a spot away from your house where you can fill up some bowls with cat food. My brother-in-law used to do this. Kept a huge container of cat food in his trunk and stopped by in the woods whenever he had the chance. Better than having them spraying and shitting around your house.

Even better would be to get them all spayed and neutered before this^^
 

bobcat1963

Parker Schnobel
Veteran
Call one of the many local shelters in your area,preferably a "no kill shelter" and they will come out and trap them.If they are disease free they will be adopted out.The ones that do not get adopted get to live out their lives at the shelter.:cathug::cathug:
 

Ca$h

Member
M had a cat growing up, I prefer dogs. Don't feed them, they will leave.

Feed one - it tells all the others. Like homeless people, once they get a handout, they stay till they die.

feed one of them out of sight as an experiment, then post pics of results.
 

Nicoli

Active member
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The zombie cat army is gone. I ignored them and they moved on to the next victim.

Thank god. I would have called animal control. I cant afford to take care of that many pussies.
 

Hammerhead

Disabled Farmer
ICMag Donor
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you dont want to hurt them but feral cats will be a plague. Capture them and re released after you spay neuter
 
It's hot, they realize that being feral isn't working for them anymore, and you smelled nice. My no. 1 cat adopted me by walking up and claiming me one summer when it is was really hot. Why did she pick me? I wasn't a cat person. My childhood cat was killed by some escaped beagles one day when my mom and I had gone to pick up my sister. We had a number of other cats that disappeared, got killed, etc, it made me very NOT into cats. I wouldn't have ever gone and gotten a cat, but this one came and got me. She decided she was going to live in the house, and sleep in the bed, and be needy and neurotic (which necessitated getting a friend for her, who was too friendly and energetic and needed a friend for HER, now we have three). They just decided that living outside was bad and that you were good. Although my hubby and I think that our cat smelled the pot coming off my skin and thought it was good. Who knows . . . .

10 cats. Yeah, even if your SPCA has a neuter scooter, that's still about $500 to spay/neuter them all . . . .
 
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