OMG drug test and physical together?

[IllEagle007]

I just got offered a job at a really good company and they want me to take a drug a physical together. I planned on using the is whizinator. what do I do now?

 

[FrameOMind]

If you can't substitute... dilute!
There are a lot of methods to do this, but usually it involves drinking lots of water to dilute your urine, then taking B-vitamins to add the color back.
At least you can do this because you have enough notice with the physical being involved. It won't be a surprise.

 

[IllEagle007]

um it tomorrow at 8am.

and I have piss and a whizinator

 

[rocky5]

ther is another thread with people discusing these problems.

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=180730

just stick the synthetic urine in your pocket or somewhere he aint going
to look because they aint going to be looking over your shoulder.
last time i done a doctors one they do the physical first then get you to pee in the cup
but they may swap.

 

[IllEagle007]

Its a acutal drug lab place called concentra.

 

[IllEagle007]

Ok I am going to wear the whizinator loaded with clean urine. When they make me get undressed for physical I am going just slip it off with my shorts and boxers. Does this sound legit?

This is all happening tomorrow!

 

[Happy Haole]

Good luck ...you're gonna need it. Some place actually watch you piss....

 

[Toyot4]

Ok I am going to wear the whizinator loaded with clean urine. When they make me get undressed for physical I am going just slip it off with my shorts and boxers. Does this sound legit?

This is all happening tomorrow!

this is assuming that you get the piss test first.

 

[IllEagle007]

Well maybe I can tell them when I get there I gotta pee? If if not they probably wont be in the room when I change so I can put it back on? Hopefully?

 

[MoldyFrogToe]

They usually dont watch you undress in a physical, they leave the room while you put your gown on, but then again I've never had a phys+drug test combo

 

[Stoner4Life]

I'd hand the fake dick to the nurse with a knowing wink and hope for the best, full report tomorrow.......

 

[IllEagle007]

LOL so does everyone agree with me using the whizinator and not sneaking a bottle in my pocket? Ive been practicing taking my cloths off and on with the whizintor inside my pants.

 

[JACKtheREFFER]

i would go for it practice before hand and be cautious .......i have successfully navigated this exact situation several times .....If they do a blood sugar test on your pee too tell them you just ate something sugary, cause the blood glucose in the fake pee will be high ... I had my wife sew a second pocket inside my pants to conceal it worked perfectly every time

 

[IllEagle007]

Im just worrried they will see the whizintaor when I take my cloths off. They have to leave the room for mew to undress and dress right?

 

[MoldyFrogToe]

every doctor ive ever been to leaves the room while you change, and, usually you can leave your boxers on, or tighty whities (if that's how you roll)

of course, these have been physicals and not drug tests but i'd think it's the same unless you're unlucky. then again, what other option do you have? fuckin sucks. i hope you pass, fingers crossed for you

 

[steppinRazor]

I always laugh to myself when people advise another to drink so much water it dilutes their urine. If you're getting a physical and UA chances are its at some sort or lab/med facility and if your piss comes back diluted they'll make you retest few days later after the results come in. Employers don't like that.

Now when getting a physical for a job they usually just test your basic motor skills, eye sight, blood pressure and ability to lift 50 lbs or so. If you bring the fake dick I doubt they will be one the wiser.
I myself used fruit pectin a few times and the lab results always came back clean

On second thought do they check for hernias? Welp you might be screwd

 

[JACKtheREFFER]

Alot of doctors will have you maneuver between a standing position and a squat in a specific way to test for hernia..instead of the old manual check ..

And every doc that has checked me left the room before i changed

 

[IllEagle007]

Well my plan now is to tell the lady I have to pee from morning coffee and now would be the best to to take the test. Then for the physical when/if they have me undress I will pull everything off and put the whizzer in my shorts cargo pocket when/if they leave the room. Sound okay????

 

[Toyot4]

Well my plan now is to tell the lady I have to pee from morning coffee and now would be the best to to take the test. Then for the physical when/if they have me undress I will pull everything off and put the whizzer in my shorts cargo pocket when/if they leave the room. Sound okay????

seems as though you don't have too many options other than hope for the best. good luck man

 

[JackTheGrower]

I just got offered a job at a really good company and they want me to take a drug a physical together. I planned on using the is whizinator. what do I do now?

The last time I took a physical for a job I had to do sit ups and run on the treadmill.

They didn't want to see my dick at all..

But This is an interesting thing. I'm so clean now I could sell urine.

Sucks too..

'Jack opens jars and inhales then can't sleep knowing it's there." JK but it does suck not to have a toke when I need one.

Hope the test goes well! Let us know. I'm cool with the fake urine but it has to be just so warm and that seems to be a hard thing to do at times.
The last Pee test I had they made me sit 40 minutes past the appointment time and they then took the temperature when I came out of the bathroom.
So they test the pH, temps and such so it's hard to calculate the time of the heating pack I assume..