dwarfganja
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The next time you are banging her doggy style slip and put it in her ass! That GNR tat will take on a whole new meaning.
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christen23
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yo bro, i had the similar thing but it was on her foot, i never would give that foot a foot massage or anything, she knew what i thought of it and she wasent happy about it but whatever, I guess your situation is a little different than mine as what are your options.. only have sex in missionary... dont think so.. tell her how you feel and ask her to get it removed or re done into something else if possiable,
otherwise my advice would be get her extra hard everytime doggy style comes, she will forget about how her ex fucked her and will be happy she is getting it by you, just remember there are billions of girls out there.. to be obsessed over one just doesent make since to me. best of luck, peace
~POE~
otherwise my advice would be get her extra hard everytime doggy style comes, she will forget about how her ex fucked her and will be happy she is getting it by you, just remember there are billions of girls out there.. to be obsessed over one just doesent make since to me. best of luck, peace
~POE~
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superbolan
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Welcome to the jungle
Hey, maybe you can come up with a good tatt idea and cover the thing up! I've seen some crazy shit done to old, unwanted tattoos. I like GNR and all...shit, I was born in '80...but maybe you guys could pick out something to morph that tatt into. That part of her life is in the past now. I wouldn't want a tatt like that after a relationship ended...I would change it 
Remember this, she's with you!
Remember this, she's with you!
Dude, you need to find this guy and friend him, thats freaking hilarious.
ROTFLMAO!!! Good one!!!
Put that on the other side!!!! If the girls keps changing out, she will look like Jesse James's old ex.
uhhhh dude,,,
U ain't her first, and if you don't straighten the fuck up,,,,, you sure as hell won't be her last.
Get over it or hit the road.
And you think you don't have summtin in YOUR past that might bother her?????
scratch that - you seem to have more than a few hang-ups.
Shine,
Shot thru the heart, and YOUR to blame. You give love a BAD NAME
^You're mean dude. I can't imagine anyone wanting to fuck their girl after hearing that shit. He's got the right to be a little offended....if my boyfriend said some shit to me like that, I'd bitch slap him. If I said some shit like that to him, he wouldn't want to fuck me...I know he wouldn't. You just don't go into detail about your past SO much....who does that? And how do you know about this guys hang-ups over ONE issue he shared with us? He's pretty fuckin' normal to me... 
I'm sure if he was just fuckin' this girl and didn't care about her...this issue wouldn't have bothered him.
I'm sure if he was just fuckin' this girl and didn't care about her...this issue wouldn't have bothered him.
gonzo`
Member
I wouldn't be happy to hear about this either. I'd be pretty pissed actually.
You have to think why she would tell you something like that... I mean, assuming she's normal she would know that saying something like that is totally unecessary and hurtful... Someone else here said she might have beef with you, I agree!
You have to think why she would tell you something like that... I mean, assuming she's normal she would know that saying something like that is totally unecessary and hurtful... Someone else here said she might have beef with you, I agree!
Look, probably half the tattoos that women get are for men. Guns & Roses is a lot better than the dudes name. I met this chick once who had fucking Takahashi on her back. She only dated guys named Takahashi, no shit.
GrnMtFinn
Member
what if she pays for the removal and then she gets a phish tattoo, so you can fuck her doggystyle while listening to SOAM or YEM, (though the vocal solos at the end of yem may not turn anybody on). then you go your separate ways, and she ends up with some guy who hates phish. it just keeps going and going and going.
superbolan
Active member
Just dont let her get PHISH over her mound
I dunno Miss Blunted - some girls I meet are very comfortable being sexual and have no problem being blunt. - nothing personal intended
Giving the term slut a "hole" new low meaning. npi again.
If you take the girl - you take all the girl. The good and the bad.
And I'm sure it goes both ways. But history don't change.
Sorry if I offended, -- like he said - he got her really stoned, and,,,,,,,, once again - if ya go to play - ya get to pay, and careful what ya wish for.... yada yada
The hard part is, if she's a keeper - that truck won't back up, and if she is a keeper - what was then; has made her who she is now. It's a package thing.
Sounds like she dumped the old before you came along - that's one more bright spot.
I never have been fond of hearing about previous - nothings - but, it can happen.
And, come to think of it,,,, it usually involves liqour or drugs.
And another reason I don't like tats - they have ways of haunting you.
Kind of like ghosts from the past.
Sex is after all - sex - and when done well,, fun.
Giving the term slut a "hole" new low meaning. npi again.
If you take the girl - you take all the girl. The good and the bad.
And I'm sure it goes both ways. But history don't change.
Sorry if I offended, -- like he said - he got her really stoned, and,,,,,,,, once again - if ya go to play - ya get to pay, and careful what ya wish for.... yada yada
The hard part is, if she's a keeper - that truck won't back up, and if she is a keeper - what was then; has made her who she is now. It's a package thing.
Sounds like she dumped the old before you came along - that's one more bright spot.
I never have been fond of hearing about previous - nothings - but, it can happen.
And, come to think of it,,,, it usually involves liqour or drugs.
And another reason I don't like tats - they have ways of haunting you.
Kind of like ghosts from the past.
Sex is after all - sex - and when done well,, fun.
Kingsley Zissou
Member
I didnt read the whole thread.
But, my piece of advice would be to fuck her doggy style EVERY time and pull out and cum on the tat EVERY time until you feel better. But you gotta talk some shit while your doing it. "your ex aint got shit on this dick grrr *squirt squirt*" and rub it in real good. Try to have some fun with it. Lighten up a little.
Other than that, you need some therapy. This is not a big deal, if she is indeed as great as you say she is. If she is what you say she is, then you got it made in the shade and you will regret doing anything to fuck it up. Man up.
But, my piece of advice would be to fuck her doggy style EVERY time and pull out and cum on the tat EVERY time until you feel better. But you gotta talk some shit while your doing it. "your ex aint got shit on this dick grrr *squirt squirt*" and rub it in real good. Try to have some fun with it. Lighten up a little.
Other than that, you need some therapy. This is not a big deal, if she is indeed as great as you say she is. If she is what you say she is, then you got it made in the shade and you will regret doing anything to fuck it up. Man up.
"I Heart Music"?
NEWSFLASH: girls like to fuck and youre propably not the first who put his dick in her.
stop being such a wuss or get a virgin girlfriend.
stop being such a wuss or get a virgin girlfriend.
....Mylar and Duct Tape......then you can see your own reflection as you do the 'Beast with Two Backs'.....whilst covering the offending area.....
you are being childish and jealoous - remember she is with you now, not him.
if it was me i'd think - well at least i know i'm better at it than him
unless of course there is another issue abot her boyfriend and you're projecting it onto this tat thing.
if it was me i'd think - well at least i know i'm better at it than him
unless of course there is another issue abot her boyfriend and you're projecting it onto this tat thing.
Emperor Herer
Member
Hey CZ
Wow, a lot of hand holding and face slapping. You got balls to put the issue up on here, my young friend.
Communication. Now that you have had time to feel about it and get some wise input from the Fight Club, are you even in a relationship with this woman?
Every tattoo has a story. But, guess what, every person has a story. Even though you say your loving and understanding, you gave up being jealous in high school, you are sounding all passive/aggressive.
If your only connection to your Barbi sex toy is your fantasy that you'er the does all end all for her, you may need a little time to mature. You are selfishly freaking out over something she was talked into at 16. You dont come off as man enough to hear her story and care about the shit she has already put herself through over the tattoo.
Also, if miss Barbi has any kind of identity of her own and your just fucking it, she has every right to drop a real life bomb in you lap just to see how you react... with love and understanding? Sometime saying nothing is the best policy ... for a while. Getting loaded and avoiding YOUR issue is spineless and immature. Posting it for the whole world to see, judge, comment and critique?: priceless.
Here is a test: You can never stick your dick in her again, EVER. Now, is she a keeper?
I think a tattoo is pretty low on the scale of issues and attributes of the people we have in our lives.
If I was her I would ditch your ass for being a selfish tool. But then, if I was her I would beat you to death with a frying pan when I found out you are whining about real life personal shit ... that only pertains to somebody else ... in an open forum... on the internet... you, sir, are a fucker.
But, I will keep an eye out for that particular stamp... and the puss-wad that is all pissed off about it.
Wow, a lot of hand holding and face slapping. You got balls to put the issue up on here, my young friend.
Communication. Now that you have had time to feel about it and get some wise input from the Fight Club, are you even in a relationship with this woman?
Every tattoo has a story. But, guess what, every person has a story. Even though you say your loving and understanding, you gave up being jealous in high school, you are sounding all passive/aggressive.
If your only connection to your Barbi sex toy is your fantasy that you'er the does all end all for her, you may need a little time to mature. You are selfishly freaking out over something she was talked into at 16. You dont come off as man enough to hear her story and care about the shit she has already put herself through over the tattoo.
Also, if miss Barbi has any kind of identity of her own and your just fucking it, she has every right to drop a real life bomb in you lap just to see how you react... with love and understanding? Sometime saying nothing is the best policy ... for a while. Getting loaded and avoiding YOUR issue is spineless and immature. Posting it for the whole world to see, judge, comment and critique?: priceless.
Here is a test: You can never stick your dick in her again, EVER. Now, is she a keeper?
I think a tattoo is pretty low on the scale of issues and attributes of the people we have in our lives.
If I was her I would ditch your ass for being a selfish tool. But then, if I was her I would beat you to death with a frying pan when I found out you are whining about real life personal shit ... that only pertains to somebody else ... in an open forum... on the internet... you, sir, are a fucker.
But, I will keep an eye out for that particular stamp... and the puss-wad that is all pissed off about it.
Balarama67
Member
Damn!
My Missus read this whole thread, and sez she's gonna get
"Barry Manilow" and "Richard Clayderman" tattooed on each buttcheek ;-)
My Missus read this whole thread, and sez she's gonna get
"Barry Manilow" and "Richard Clayderman" tattooed on each buttcheek ;-)
