Need ideas for what to tell people my occupation is?

[Throwgar]

garbage pail kids dude. you know, those AMAZING cards where babies are doing hysterical things! they are an investment, the future!

Don't mock 'em! I made $10,000 selling GPK sketch cards.

 

[WheelsOG]

30,000-40,000 cash is a pretty good living for a young guy IMO.

 

[growclean]

Did you read in that post where i said tents with an "s"? Whore! Go read People magazine.

Is there a forum that they post People on here? I want to read it too!

 

[GryphN]

I predict we will be reading a thread about you being busted.... I hope not, but yeh......

 

[Snype]

I don't see the problem with playing golf all day and banging strippers. If that's what he wants to do with his money and time, so be it. We have to live our lives the way that we choose to, not what others choose for us. I used to spend over 300k a year on shit like this and other stupid crazy things (like going to restaurants and buying $500 bottles of Cristal and dumping over 100k at the casino in 2 days) but I grew out of it and now I'm a cheap MOFO. Live your life the way you choose and fuck all the haters. You only live once. I also like to play a lot of golf and anyone who thinks golf is some gay game should get out and try it out.

 

[Greenmopho]

I dont just have one tent you retarded hole. Way to prove to everyone for a second time how fuckin ignorant you are. I do huge outdoor plots too, so how about you bl0w me? Because thats clearly all youre good for. And i guarantee you look nothing like that little pic you have as your avatar. But youre a girl so you have to let everyone know that for some dumb fuckin reason.

You must really have an issue with female relations. Your obvious lashing out at cannagirl, when everyone is calling you a douche shows your lack of respect for women. Your chauvinistic attitude can only make up for either a mixed up upbringing (watching your father beat your mother), or a frustration with your own sexual abilities and accomplishments (i.e. small penis, never gets laid). If your gonna lash out on this thread when everyone on this site tears into you, at least go after ALL of us in an unbiased manner, don't be sexist!

And if you really want to win us over on your amazing growing ability, your multiple tents, and your HUGE out door plots, a pic or two would come in handy....seriously...

You wanna see a sick tent, lookey here:

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=162320&page=3

 

[theHIGHlander]

fur fuck sake stop hateing on the guy,,,he rocks 30/40k tax free,and plays golf all day,,,whats wrong with that? sounds like the good life to me (apart fro the golf lol),,,,,,i hear pot calling kettle black,,,,the guys looking for a cover story,,,and because he Tries to look cool with his post,,baller ect ect it means everyone can just get stuck in and bash him to fuck....take a step back and chill.......yeh the op has Gave abuse back and so would i with some off the shit hes had to put up with...

fuck bro keep doin what ya doin, but get something sorted.....

golf teacher??? are you any good?,,aske some neighbours if thay want some tips ect ect, this could send them right of the sent...long anuff to get someting sorted

mods could get nasty hear so if i dont see some peeps again

keep it green
highlander

 

[love?]

Probably already mentioned in the 12 pages since it's such an obvious answer but if you spend your days playing golf maybe you should claim to be somehow employed in the golf industry.

edit: lol highlander just said it in the post above mine..

 

[Greenmopho]

You don't have to be a prostitute, you can say no to be a man hoe, a male gigolo...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV_K4tJNKYI

 

[SOTF420]

Just keep playing golf bro, they will all just think you are some fag with a sugar daddy because no real ballin' ass grower play's a fucking gay sport like golf.

(and a ballin' ass grower definitely doesn't bang nasty ass aids infected cokehead strippers)

 

[gdtrfb]

i just tell people that i'm jesus.

jesus don't need no stinking job.

 

[sackoweed]

how did i miss all this fun... you said your unedumacated, you barely gradiated hgih school and you make 30-40 k a yr doing what? if you say you dont sell.. Maybe just maybe you can tell them your the lucky charms dood and you make money magically appear... it will really throw them off, cos they will just laff and well then you can change the subject.. Or go with the gay male escort thingamajig... im sure ill be back with some better ideas.. peace n pufs..

sackO

 

[SOTF420]

In all seriousness though, all golf sucks jokes aside (it does suck)

Just don't talk to people but when you do absolutely have to just keep talking about how ebay is the greatest thing in the world and your huge collection of action figures & comic books from the 80's and all the money you make from buying & selling them. Just wear your golf shoes and it will seem totally plausible!

 

[theHIGHlander]

In all seriousness though, all golf sucks jokes aside (it does suck)

Just don't talk to people but when you do absolutely have to just keep talking about how ebay is the greatest thing in the world and your huge collection of action figures & comic books from the 80's and all the money you make from buying & selling them. Just wear your golf shoes and it will seem totally plausible!

heheheheheheheh...but there is some wise words hiddin in there...EBAY is your friend.. (selling golf shit)...you said your under educated<<< so am i ...but you know about golf = cover story right there...teacher & buy& sell golf shit on ebay

keep it green
highlander

sorted job done lock thread

 

[the_red_bull]

Tell them you make and distribute pornographic movies. Everyone knows a little something of what goes into that, and nobody wants to hear the sordid details of it.

 

[GHUA]

i just tell people that i'm jesus.

jesus don't need no stinking job.

Oh My God! My long lost brother!

Could be a problem if people knew us both though...

 

[Marywanna]

You don't have to be a prostitute, you can say no to be a man hoe, a male gigolo...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV_K4tJNKYI

Even better,you can say you are training to be an assistant crack whore.....................

 

[sparkjumper]

My neighbors think I buy and sell stuff on Ebay

 

[BigBudBill]

use some of that 30k to buy some used cars, say you are buying/selling cars. even though i lose money on some of them, i just lie to my parents and say i made a killing. i also run a small ebay shipping business which explains all the postal boxes in my house.

drop a couple grand into stocks and say you are a day trader. put it into real estate with your familys legit earnings and say you are a property manager. my roomate is going to solar panel school with his drug money, and wants to eventually set up solar panel grows to save on electricity.

the point of hustlin is to stack up and start a legit enterprise, and maybe keep the hustle on the side. only hood rats figure they are gonna push dimes their whole life, thats why they never save up or invest in their future, just waste more money on the newest phones, rims, sound systems, and going to clubs and "ballin out". we call that nigga rich. real rich is having businesses and properties that generate income for you.

^This

 

[ThePizzaMan]

Hm, based on what I've read on this thread I'd suggest the following:

1. Go to a home improvement store and pick up a cheap saw, ten 2x4x8s, and five cinder blocks, stack them up somewhere conspicuous with some work gloves and a hammer, and tell everyone you're an independent contractor.

2. Hit the nearest Hot Topic and get some PVC pants and mesh shirts and tell them you're a professional goth.

3. Cut off your left pinkie and say you're on workman's comp.

4. For that matter, just get so stoned you can't talk and tell them you suffered a head injury on the job and are on disability.

5. Grow dreadlocks, buy some sitar music and "Free Tibet" posters and tell them you just graduated from CU Boulder and are spending some time finding yourself. They'll just assume a trust fund is involved.

Fucking awesome!