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ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
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I always crack up when i hear "sorry i ruined your black panther party" lol :joint:
Forrest Gump

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stc9357

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Pulp Fiction DEFINITELY has the most quotable lines of any movie i've ever seen.

I agree my favorite exchange:

Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?
Marvin: It's over th...
Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
Roger: It's in the cupboard.
[Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard]
Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.
Jules: We happy?
[Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents]
Jules: Vincent! We happy?
Vincent: Yeah, we happy.
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
 

4g4d4u

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"this shit is fucking crazy. i dont even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. i heard some growling and shit out in the yard, so my roomate and i we got to check this shit out. i look up in the tree and theres the fucking king of the jungle. he was staring right at me i almost shit my pants. so i ran inside and called the 5-0"

"dude you can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a lion"
 

Snagglepuss

even
ICMag Donor
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Which one is your wallet ?....Jules: Its the one that says "Bad MuthaF%$&A on it.....favorite/scene line
 

dybert

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"this shit is fucking crazy. i dont even know how a lion got into the neighborhood. i heard some growling and shit out in the yard, so my roomate and i we got to check this shit out. i look up in the tree and theres the fucking king of the jungle. he was staring right at me i almost shit my pants. so i ran inside and called the 5-0"

"dude you can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a lion"

ahahaha, love it :)
 
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danimal7

"this tall drink of cocksucker aint dead"-kill bill
"I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass and im all out of bubblegum"-they live
 

4g4d4u

Member
"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."
 

steppinRazor

cant stop wont stop
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"a gun rack? chaa?? right?! i dont even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. what am i gonna do with a gun rack?"
 

Cali_Boss

Member
any big lebowski or dazed and confused quote is the shit. love those movies

"we got no food, we got no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
 
Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.
No country for old men

Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Nah, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
[Zed screams and moans in agony]
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you "what now". I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. [to Zed] You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight! I'm gonna get medieval on yo' ass!
Butch: I meant, what now between me and you.
Marsellus: Oh, that "what now". I tell you what now between me and you. There is no "me and you". Not no more.
Butch: So we cool?
Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things: one, don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two, you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone. or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
Pulp Fiction

Rorschach: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Rorschach: [reading from journal] Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Watchmen
 

M3@n_0n3

Member
Forrest Gump!

Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat?
Forrest Gump: No, but I've been on a real big boat.
 

facelift

This is the money you could be saving if you grow
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Empire Strikes Back:

Skywalker has crashed his ship in a swamp and looking for Yoda. Yoda is rummaging through Lukes stuff. Yoda speaks:

"Now we must eat. Come."
 

theHIGHlander

european ganja growers
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1.SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND...

2.Badges??, we aint got no badges, we dont need no badges,,i DONT NEEDS TO SHOW YOU NO STINKING BADGESS...

3.NO Brian is not coming out to play SO FUCK OFF

4.Monty Python's Life Of Brian could have its own thread......i cant stress anuff,,if you aint seen it,,,,get stoned out ya face& put it on,,,,,i bet you run out of tears (with laughter) by the end


keep it green
highlander
 

4g4d4u

Member
oh im quite firmiliar with monty python movies, not so much the show.

"[after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left"

funny scene
 

Gastro

Active member
"God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "

Tyler Durden Fight Club.
Basically every line of the film is to put in here!
 

Magic Draco

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Nearly any line from Clerks or Clerks 2.


"Ah, that's nothing man. People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this chick mom."
 

motaloca

Member
1.SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND...



3.NO Brian is not coming out to play SO FUCK OFF

4.Monty Python's Life Of Brian could have its own thread......i cant stress anuff,,if you aint seen it,,,,get stoned out ya face& put it on,,,,,i bet you run out of tears (with laughter) by the end


keep it green
highlander

The crowd: Yes, we're all Individuals:laughing:
 

Sabudda

Member
best B movie ever.


All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick!- [continuing nonchalantly]- It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... You got that?
 

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