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743 pounds of marijuana found in septic tank truck, Arizona police say

Stoner4Life

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I think it's brilliant! imagine what that police evidence room is gonna smell like.......


rest of the building too

 

Pythagllio

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Man, what is in this shit, man?

Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

What's Labrador?

I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?
 

GanjaPharma

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so they were arrested for abusing the most noble plant on earth? go pigs! way to defend high quality sensi from terrible crimes~ that sort of thing should be illegal
 

steppinRazor

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It's time for:

WHO'S GOOD AT MATH!!!


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Alright, let's begin shall we? You have 743 pounds of pot that we're discovered in the bust.

Then you have an estimated street value of $409,000. If we take the two numbers given and divide them by each other

743
----
$409,000

=

$550.00 a pound!



Considering that every pound has 16 ounces in it, that means that each ounce (on the street) would go for $34.00 and some change. So if you were getting a $34 ounce, your weed probably looks like this ~


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Or something close to it! :witch:

no thats like 15-20 dollar an ounce right there

i usedto get some pretty damn good mexibuds in AZ for $50 an oz..
 
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Marywanna

I wonder if this story is even real.
Me too. I actually worked for a septic installer for years,in the office. I find it kinda hard to believe as I do know the workings of a pumper truck. They would have had to drop it in from the top,it wouldn't of fit thru a 6 inch hose. Then getting it out..............more I think about it, the fakier it seems.And why would they pump shit in to the tank if it was already weighed down? The pumpers can only carry a certain amount of waste in the tank, according to state laws.Sounds crappy to me.
 

ArcticBlast

It's like a goddamned Buick Regal
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could have been a fake tank entirely, with a "secret door" cut out of the side. This is cartels we're talking about here!

ArcticBlast
 
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sparkjumper

I had my tank pumped out about a year ago and there was a bill down there in the shit and cockroaches.Couldn't tell what denomination in was and neither of us was that interested lol.You would have to drop it in from the top thats for sure
 

greenhead

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The guy is lucky that he doesn't get charged with attempted murder.

That weed, if contaminated could have been a deadly, biological weapon, killing people.
:smokey:
 
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Marywanna

Man you got that right. Septic haulers have to get Hep shots,and the dump stations are really constantly testing random loads to see if there is grease,oil and other pathogens in it. People dump all kinds of stuff into their septics. Just the methane gas alone can cause an explosion,thats why they open the tank for a couple minutes before emptying it.Ever notice the ground never freezes around your tank? That methane heats it up.Our guys were always finding used condoms in tanks, they would see them when they emptied.Some things don't break down no matter how much bacteria is in there.Yes there are other places on pumpers to hide it.....but the TANK? Doesn't sound like a real story.
 

9Lives

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That gave overgrowing a whole new twist..

We should grow tons of cannabis. Hide it in shit tanks all over the country few pounds each. Then take the GPS co-ordinates and send em to the press. The watch on CNN how cops are knee deep in human crap looking for a few pounds of bud! :D:D

Man that would be heaven..
 

hazy

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Oh it happened. The local news said nothing about it being full of shit water though.
The truck had fake markings and the driver consented to a search. The cop looked into the tank and saw the packages. Maybe there was no shit water.
Anyway, glad to see all that schwag off the streets. If the shortage in the market where this was headed causes even one person seek out and find and start smoking the kind, it will have been worth it.
 
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