-The Excuses Game-

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

no im too busy sitting here

someone run to the store and get milk

 

[Snagglepuss]

Can't do it..don't know neville and tradings not allowed.

I demand someone polish my whistle

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I cant, my boyfriend only wants me polishing his own whistle

somebody come clean my house

 

[Marywanna]

My dog dragged his asshole on the floor.

 

[chronisseur]

i cant because my only free hand is typing.

demand: can we see the bottom half of that avatat Kaotic? or something even sexier? growl

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

cant thats the way they took the pic.. otherwise, check out 420girls.com I think thats right up your alley

someone shave your head

 

[xinsanewickedx]

hmmm my head is shaved

someone braid your butt hairs

 

[Lil 'o Me]

sorry, just shaved my ass

Someone go to work for me tonight. I dont wanna go!

 

[GET MO]

I cant cuz i dont want to.

Take yummybuds virginity.

 

[buckeye-leaf]

i called the stripclub said they already was filled......

make me a gin and tonic

 

[FatBlunt420]

im out of gin, and tonic

fix my heater!!!

 

[SpasticGramps]

I smashed it with a sledge hammer a few times I don't think that helped it much. I think it may actually be putting out less now. Sorry dude.

Someone cook me up a rib-eye. Medium rare with a nice mushroom sauce and some grilled asparagus. Chop chop.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Someone cook me up a rib-eye. Medium rare with a nice mushroom sauce and some grilled asparagus. Chop chop.

Sorry, asparagus makes stinky pee.

Fold my laundry nice and crisp.

 

[tinman]

cant,still under the fat bitch but im startin ta like it! feel a chubby comin on! kaotic,take care of discos laundry

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

I'm too busy tokin

tinman eat the shit off my bootheel lol

 

[tinman]

aint the shit eatin that yummy guys dept!? i dont eat shit.
someone give her a lick!

 

[Agent M.Scarn]

agent micheal scarn reporting for duty.

i dont lick shit either.

crack this case.

 

[FatBlunt420]

i dont do crack.

reload my bong.

 

[sour power]

cant,still under the fat bitch but im startin ta like it! feel a chubby comin on! kaotic,take care of discos laundry

funny shit lol

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

i dont do crack.

reload my bong.

I smoked all the weed, sorry man

someone duct tape my kids mouth shut