-The Excuses Game-

[SpasticGramps]

I thought hooker's were a trucker's breakfast? You should have already ate.

Here, someone eat my hooker leftovers. I think this one was left out in the sun for too long.

 

[Lil 'o Me]

I just had a plate full of sausage.

Could you please put some suntan lotion on my back for me?

 

[eddie.saw]

damn, i can't seem to find an excuse not to do that. hmm... my fingers hurt?

someone come over and smoke a fattie!

 

[xinsanewickedx]

no can do not enough gas...

some one put gas in our ride

 

[eddie.saw]

i dont believe in using gasoline, i strictly run my car on vegetable oil.



someone look in my closet for my iPaths, my feet are cold.

 

[Lil 'o Me]

No way Im going into your closet Eddie! That place is a pit of despair!!!

Someone tell my son to quite peeing himself!

 

[xinsanewickedx]

sorry lil no can do most kids dont like klowns..

build my new green house

 

[eddie.saw]

i would but like i've already told someone i dont have a hammer handy.


someone go put my dash back together in my car.

 

[xinsanewickedx]

no tools bro some one stole all my shit

go check the mail

 

[Lil 'o Me]

mail man hasn't been here yet

someone give me a foot rub?

 

[eddie.saw]

i can't because my arm's aren't long enough to reach all that way.


someone find out who stole IW's tools!

 

[ArcticBlast]

someone smoke me out

ArcticBlast

 

[paulo73]

I´m stoned and don´t need excuses

 

[SpasticGramps]

Well, since you didn't demand anything, I'm going to just assume you wanted me to take your clothes off. Close your eyes.

Shit, someone go to Walgreen's and pick up the His/Her KY. Keep those eyes closed.

 

[armedoldhippy]

they were out of K-Y, use butter instead

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

im such a stoner, butter sounds good, but we're out
someone make IW rub my back

 

[Cookie monster]

im such a stoner, butter sounds good, but we're out
someone make IW rub my back

Cant you were born without a back you poor thing.

Somebody get me some elephnt strenght pain killers cause the weed aint doing it tonight.

 

[Lil 'o Me]

Awww... my pet elephant ate them all!

Somebody make me some tea

 

[paulo73]

sorry for spoiling the game

sorry for spoiling the game

Awww... my pet elephant ate them all!

Somebody make me some tea

and sorry for not being able of "makeing" some tea, we portuguese potheads dont know how to read proper english or drink tea
no comprendo

aaaaaahhhh...i forgot
i need a back rub

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

i cant find my way thru the hair

someone change my sons diaper