My cat ate your chili.
Return all of these pop bottles for me would ya.
Return all of these pop bottles for me would ya.
C
Cookie monster
B
beatster
no can do on my way to return them bottles gonna buy me some shrooms
give me a cigarette
give me a cigarette
X
xinsanewickedx
dont know what brand you smoke
re-do the music on my mp3 player
re-do the music on my mp3 player
aint got fingers, roll me one up...
K
ka0tik_kreati0n
I suck at rolling, but I have a bong.... lol
go chicken huntin
go chicken huntin
I tried. You have ever tried chasing a chicken around? Fuck that.
Buy me some new rear tires for my car.
Buy me some new rear tires for my car.
K
ka0tik_kreati0n
I can't im allergic to fungus
whip up some pancakes(cannaaaaaaaaa pancakes)
whip up some pancakes(cannaaaaaaaaa pancakes)
C
Cookie monster
Sorry no pancakes, SpasticGramps could'nt catch the chicken to get the eggs.
Fetch me a cherry coke, nowhere sells them over here
cant due to anal blindness........which means.....i cant see my ass getting yer coke!Sorry no pancakes, SpasticGramps could'nt catch the chicken to get the eggs.
Fetch me a cherry coke, nowhere sells them over here
put ointment on my tattoo
K
ka0tik_kreati0n
dont want to get my hands greasy
make me more coffee
make me more coffee
(tinman-a wizard, huh? LOL!)
can't its raining too hard. turn me into a bitch, my wife seems to enjoy being one...
can't its raining too hard. turn me into a bitch, my wife seems to enjoy being one...
C
Cookie monster
(tinman-a wizard, huh? LOL!)
can't its raining too hard. turn me into a bitch, my wife seems to enjoy being one...
Cant cookie has no magic powers, maybe tinman can help ya
go get me beers
K
ka0tik_kreati0n
cant, Im washing my hair
go sleep with a whore
go sleep with a whore
C
Cookie monster
Cant the missus will take a cookie cutter to my unmentionables
Get me some damm cookies, double choc with brazil nut will do and none of your stoner excuses
Sorry, I was short on cash so I had to give the whore your cookies and nuts.
Book my flight to Vegas. It's party time. Chop chop.
Book my flight to Vegas. It's party time. Chop chop.
its a one way ticket. what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas! send me movies of the hookers there!
I would but girls gone wild is better
Demand: make me some koolaid
Demand: make me some koolaid
