-The Excuses Game-

[ROJO145]

I can't, we just ran out of Jelly!

Someone grab some Jelly for me, and while your out there, here is $50 I demand you to buy a sack of weed for me too! I'm dry

50 aint enuf,less ya wanna couple grams
pass the hat around SoCal needs more weed money!

 

[unthing]

We don't have your preferred brands.

Someone fix my window, I'll hurt myself if attempting do it by myself.

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

Since I need the money for weed, I'll fix your window if you can pay me enough!

With the extra money I can buy the weed I need but I demand someone to get me rolling papers and a lighter for some joints I'll roll ~

 

[buckeye-leaf]

but I demand someone to get me rolling papers and a lighter for some joints I'll roll

i already smoked them all today while you was at work too high to go anywhere

i need someone to clean my bubbler

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

i already smoked them all today while you was at work too high to go anywhere

i need someone to clean my bubbler

I'd just break it

I demand you act like paris hilton

 

[Snagglepuss]

I can't clean your damn bubbler ,thats only done on wed nights at 9pm
I demand someone make me supper,ill take platapuss cooked medium with a side of chutney

 

[xinsanewickedx]

i cant cook

i demand someone go get me so smokes

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

they were sold out

I demand you fix my car

 

[lovelightpower]

i would get you some smokes but i would hate to damage your health.

i demand some finds me a shrubbery!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

they were all burned down....

find me a good girlfriend!!!

 

[bombadil.360]

they were all burned down....

find me a good girlfriend!!!

can't, I'm smoking herb with your potential good girlfriend and then we are gonna do the dark deed.

now go get me a huge soft pillow to rest my head on

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

The dog ripped the pillow to shreds!

He's only eating it because he's hungry, I demand someone get me some more dog food ~

 

[xinsanewickedx]

i dont like dogs

i demand someone to wash my car

 

[eddie.saw]

it's too cold to wash your car

i demand that someone get me some yuenlings!

 

[SpasticGramps]

I got 'em, but they were so good I drank them all, sorry.

I demand someone pay my bills!

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

I ran out of money on my grow op! I have to wait until my next harvest.....

I demand someone grab a couple extra 1000 watt HPS lights for me so I can make more money!

 

[Grat3fulh3ad]

Can't it'll look suspicious...

I still need a pbj sammich...

 

[Cookie monster]

Can't it'll look suspicious...

I still need a pbj sammich...

no your too fat already

now somebody clean out my van!!

 

[ka0tik_kreati0n]

no cause i'll probably find dead bodies in there or other weird shit like sex toys

someone get me a new lip stud....

 

[xinsanewickedx]

no cause i'll probably find dead bodies in there or other weird shit like sex toys

someone get me a new lip stud....

too broke to get you one now

my demand: someone come clean out my garage