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Weirdest thing you ever found in a "bought" bag of smoke

TexasToker

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alot of the crystal looking rocks not grit are probably water crystals. A polymer/silica based substance that retains soil moisture.

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D Rock

HERBAL RELEAF PLANT A SEED START A WE
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I have found peicies of rope, packing tape, plastic wrap but this is all the normal packing stuff. Lots of SEEDS and STICKS. I have never found a Finger......WTF. Some of you guys must be buying pounds and pounds ata time to find some of this stuff.
 
the weirdest thing I ever found in a 'bought' bag of weed was bud that actually wasn't all that bad. I'd fuckin freak if I bought a bag and it was better than my homegrown, I'd end it there and then. What has become of one's life when bought weed outsmokes their own?
 
Seriously though the weirdest thing I have found in a bag of green was some speed or coke (a fair bit actually... 4 maybe 5 grams) A friend asked me to come with when he bought a half lb from a guy he didn't know and was shit scared of, so i went as I wanted to see what his gauge of 'scary' was... for the most part I don't have one. Anyway, friend gives $$$ to guy, guy gives sportsbag with 2 really big ziplocks in it we drive off, all is good. Get home and at the bottom of one of the bags theres a small bag of powder. Friend made more on the powder than he did on the dope...
 

Bulldog11

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I found a spork in one of my lb bags. Other than that, not much else. I have never bought swagg before, I would imagine swagg has more nasties in it.


O yea, some ass hat tried to sell me an ounce that had what looked like and smelled like 7up poured over the herb. The guy told me it was the sticky icky. I passed on that bag.
 

Wilshire

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Back when I was jounior high/high school (can't really remember) a buddy and I were just helping a couple close friends out with some smoke. This one time my buddy and I got real stoned and we thought it would be funny to throw a soft cat treat in with the guys bag. We weighed everything legit and then we just tossed a treat right in. The whole reason for doing it was just imagining the person reaction when they pick up the bag.
 
some years maybe 7. A guy was sellin small bags of weed with catnip mixed in. My buds were smokin it and it kept poppin like crazy. I wanted to have a look....there you go catnip plain as day. I think the fella got a beating the next day from what I heard. He was doing it for months.
 

Dr.Dank

Cannabis 101
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opium. The shithead told me after we smoked it, which is really low class and indicative of the type of people I used to associate with.

i love opium lol i wish i was that lucky.. my older brother and his friend found pre smoked cannabis in their bag lol and i found a cig in a qp and dog/cat hair
 

itisme

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a rabbit turd that we thought was hash,yes we smoked it,but also pesos,shredded newspaper,bugs live and dead,rocks,a bottle cap....ah the joys of brickweed


THX for that laugh bro! That was some funny shit, smoking a rabbit terd.

I think some spider webs was my strangest thing that I could identify.
 

itisme

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A guy that turns you onto Thai Stick is a 'shit head'? WTF?

You should have grown up in the '70s my friend. Thai stick is one thing I really, really miss. Please PM Mr. Shithead's #, I really need to speak with him.


About 16 years ago I was on a 28hr. bus ride and I had 2lbs on me and I ran into a guy that had a shitload of "THAI STICKS" I traded him some weed for the THAI STICKS. I don't remember how much exacly but I smoked some of the THAI STICKS.... Very unusual and different.
 

chidoctor

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i commonly found human hair,plastic strands, a skeleton of a small mouse and finally a large snake skin. i am pretty sure i came across remenants of a human tooth once but cant be certain.
 

Ribsauce

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dude i have a good one that made me and my buddies laugh for a long ass time... found what we later deduced to be two smarties (blue and yellow) in a big bag of seeded shit... we thought for a second we found some bean pills (x) and then realized they were pressed real hard and had no stamps and then my buddy licked it and immediately knew what it was hahaha... this is why you dont buy buds ha
 

delta9nxs

No Jive Productions
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i'll take one of those thai sticks!

back in cali in the late 60's it was brick kilos of mexican. some good, some shit.

i got gravel in them all the time. sometimes they would be sprayed with coca cola to make them stick together for pressing. it was really harsh smoke when they did that.

and they overcharged me. they made me pay 85 bucks a key. bastards! i was a dumb kid and they saw me coming.

i don't worry about getting crap now.
 

Scrogerman

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LOL, Back in the day i saw someone open up his delicious bag of Ganja that he just bought, Inside was some fucking 'FRUITCAKE' Lmao'
You know he thought it was some fine pressed sticky jaimaican block/pressed Ganja, if any you old skool rastas out there remember the stuff im on about mMmmmm! Shout out to the Brum Crew!
Funny as fuck, reading the title of the thread made me remember lol!
'Peace 'N' love'.........Scrog'
 

weedhead

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I once found a dead snake dried out and pressed until it was as thin as a quarter. I also remember a time that I saw someone sell a quarter which had went through the washer and dryer, I don't know how the buyer did not notice because the weed smelled just like laundry detergent. I also saw guys trying to sell weed that they sprayed with tap water to add weight, the shit was so wet you could squeeze drops of water from it.
 

armedoldhippy

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loaded a bowl with a "bud" out of some good, but compressed, Columbian once. handed it to my buddy, & he looks in the pipe & says "man, i aint smoking no @#$%^%$ spider!" poor sumbitch had been in the weed when it was harvested & pressed. looked just like a bud at the time. well, if you didn't notice all of the legs anyway...:dunno: AOH
 

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