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whiterabbit9

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I f***cking agree yummy, you look cursed


btw check out this big girl yummy

she has a pretty face face

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Yummybud

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she kind of looks like a heroin addict in the pict though lol.

plus a lot of these people put good looking pictures of themselves when in real life they are butt ugly. sometimes pictures can be made to make a really fugly person look hot. like this fat chick posted this pic of her face close up and she looked hot then she posted another full picture of herself and she looked like a fat freak.
 

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i'm thinking of sending that native girl an email and seeing if she want to meet up to smoke some weed. she might be some crazy chick though that just wants to meet up and smoke all your weed and provide "services" for $$$.

i'm suspicious of any decent looking girl that posts adds on craiglist. why would any decent looking girl have trouble hooking up with guys unless she never leaves the house.

guys are not as picky as girls they go for anything with boobs and isn't a whale
 

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actually I need to change that I see super fat ugly gross chicks with boyfriends. so i'm really screwed.

girls are more picky, they want a guy that is good looking, has money, has a good job, is funny, etc etc.

most guys don't care if they girl is poor, works at mcdonalds, is boring as long as she has a nice body she doesn't even have to have a pretty face and she'll havea line up of guys trying to get her.



rable rable.
 

SpasticGramps

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actually I need to change that I see super fat ugly gross chicks with boyfriends. so i'm really screwed.

girls are more picky, they want a guy that is good looking, has money, has a good job, is funny, etc etc.

most guys don't care if they girl is poor, works at mcdonalds, is boring as long as she has a nice body she doesn't even have to have a pretty face and she'll havea line up of guys trying to get her.



rable rable.

Homeless crackheads get more ass than you Yummysucks. Keep rationalizing your own failures. You are the shit Yummy!!

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Yummybud

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man I give up i'm not going to think about meeting any girl anymore. If it does happen somehow then thats nice but i'm just going to focus on studying for my law school exam and getting into lawschool so I can become a lawyer. I want a good job and to make enough money so I can have a nice place and the things I want to buy.

people say money doesn't bring happiness but being poor sure won't make you happy.
 

SpasticGramps

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man I give up i'm not going to think about meeting any girl anymore. If it does happen somehow then thats nice but i'm just going to focus on studying for my law school exam and getting into lawschool so I can become a lawyer. I want a good job and to make enough money so I can have a nice place and the things I want to buy.

people say money doesn't bring happiness but being poor sure won't make you happy.

Take care of the little things in your life Yummy. Start with making your f'ing bed every day lol. Extrapolate that example/concept Yummy. Focus on yourself. How can you except anyone to like you if you don't even like yourself?

Take care of the little things and the big things take care of themselves. Little things make big things homeboy. Didn't you ever play with Lego's when you were a kid?

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Building blocks dude, lol. Focusing only on big ideas is like building a brick house without mortar. WTF good does that do? Your big idea of ever seeing a clitoris will never happen without the glue to hold it together.
 

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man I think I need to go up into the himalayas or something and meditate for a year. I think I'm out of touch with reality, i'm probably insane or something.

anyways i'm baked nwo and going to bed.
 

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man I think I need to go up into the himalayas or something and meditate for a year. I think I'm out of touch with reality, i'm probably insane or something.

anyways i'm baked nwo and going to bed.

You are insane Yummy, you do the same thing everyday, but expect different results. More pointedly, you think the same way, but expect different results.

That's the textbook definition of insanity my man, but guess what Yummybro? How many of us do that in our daily lives? I know I have and I still do. We are all insane in our own way dude.
 

itisme

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That was a funny ass story but I don't believe it for 2 seconds :2cents:

I do appreciate the post though :fsu:
 
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yummys new avi should help . bubba loves cute little boys
whats with the little boy avi's anyways ?
 
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