think I found yummybuds first date story

[hippie_lettuce]

Do you guys feel like Garrett Morris in Family Guy (Barely Legal episode) when you're talking to Yummy? Because I do.

YUMMY YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GET LAID!

 

[Yummybud]

man this sucks. my job is fuking me over and they cut my shifts even more now when I requested more days fuk.

some guys in my department are getting 6 shifts and they gave me 1 shift next week and then one shift again teh week later.

so now i'm working 1 day a week wtf???????? assholes. I've worked her for 2 years and now they're screwing me over.

I probably will only see that girl next week then........ I only work sundays now.......... great now I just make enough money to pay my car insurance.


time to go job hunting tomorrow......this fuking blows.

what kind of job should I apply for to meet girls? If I get some office job I won't meet any girls

man now i'm too broke to even take any girl out on a date lol. this sucks

 

[brazilgal]

I dont know if I can call that story funny defenetly disgusting , if is not made up I wouldn't even dream to tell it to anyone... poor girl I bet she's scared for life to date another guy. And yummy he loves the attention with his dates....

 

[Norrath]

dont look for work to meet women...take more initiative on the ones that are around you all the time, on the street, in passing, take an extra course or 2, rely on your school bitches, meet friends, network it up...lots of ways, use your brain.

man most of them are just lying there waiting for someone to scoop them up. it's your problem you cant make yourself talk to them, strategizing how to coerce/scientifically break the situation down to a 99% chance of success is super futile, even with the might of ICMAG at your disposal.

gotta just grow a pair, and change some things youre doing innately, and teh way you think about certain situations. mind over matter, totally is. in one ear out the other i bet

 

[Yummybud]

well I only had work to meet girls.... now they cut my hours to one day and on that one day I might not even work with that girl at work any longer.

I'm done my degree so i'm not going to school. taking courses costs money.... i'm not paying 600 bucks per course to meet girls. lol.

i'm planning on getting into lawschool for sep2011 if that works out so then i'd have another 3 years of schoolign which will be nice....

but till then if I get a job where I work by myself I have no other way to meet girls.

how else can I meet new girls? its kind of touch picking up random girls at teh supermarket and on the street....

I don't really ahve any friends, just acquintances well maybe they consider me a friend but I just hang out iwth them sometimes like tonight and they don't introduce me to any new girls...

maybe I should join some sort of group or team or something, volunteer?

 

[Yummybud]

I guess its possible if you keep an eye out. I remember once I was studying at the library and this girl sitting next to me started a conversation with me, asked me what I was studying and we talked for like 5 minutes and back then I was even more stupid and didn't bother asking her out or to cofee or something and just said see you later lol.

man a couple years ago I was way stupider than I am now lol, another incident I remember a girl in my class that had borrowed my notes told me "hey you can come over ot my house to pick your notes up if you need them back today?" and I liked her too and she was hot but I was so dumb and said oh no its okay I'll get them from you later.


man I have had so man dumb an dumber moments.....

 

[Norrath]

man that library girl probably wanted yummy cock IN the library. like that harold and kumar movie...ha...fitting..

courses like night courses, look up VCC courses.

could take spanish or cooking...get your foodsafe ticket, learn to weld, go to bcit and do shit. fuck, the world is your oyster..so fuck your oyster already.

i have friends all over doing stuff with their lives meet girls left and right. that could be YOU too! you cant get away from them when you envelope yourself in it...

i choose not to pursue these things, because the odd hoe here and there whilst pursuing MY dreams works fine with me. next lesson, ill teach you how to apply the shocker...

 

[Yummybud]

man I'm broke right now. my work cut down my hours to one day a week so i'm screwed. I'm looking for work starting tomorrow.

so i'm not going to take any classes as I'm done my degree and taking classes is expensive.

I have zero dept right now which is at least nice.

 

[ArcticBlast]

yummy i was thinking about you and your situation offline, THAT's how lame i am

i said you should get a job at fast food, jokingly, and you shut it down because you don't like teenaged asians.

BUT, you DO have a degree... a buddy of mine works for Aldi's (a grocery store) as a manager, and he has some science degree, nothing to do with groceries or business or management....but he needed a job!

he's making $22.50 STARTING as a manager of a grocery store! no experience necessary, will train, they just want someone with a degree!

ArcticBlast

 

[xmobotx]

I tell you this for sure Yummy; the way you've won over the residents of icmag like this, I have every confidence you will win over a fine worthy young lady.

you should stay in good spirits though. Be a positive person. Many folks choose to stay "clean" of their own accord- saving themself for their life-mate. Believe me, there's times I wish I had chosen that course myself.

Did you know it's possible to learn methods for picking up women? no, really - not like sure fire overnight. But, a woman is attracted to strong alpha-types, funny/entertaining (party) types, "superstar" types, and let's not forget the "bad-boy" types. There are a LOT of people running around who have worked on their "game." And, that's what these guys (and girls) do. There is information on the web in discussion forums and the like to learn some of these actions and behaviors.

I tell you that because, while I don't endorse becoming a "player," It may help to know and recognize the player's tools. Not to mention understanding these things would be an excellent confidence builder.

Then, when you see the creepy guy - maybe you'll see through his technique. could be easy to undermine the competition?

Really though, having morals doesn't hurt either?

 

[h&r]

Hey Yummy maybe you could meet girls at Yoga classes, they are pretty cheap, and the girls there should be pretty fit...

 

[gomer]

A Yoga class, that was a fresh idea. I hope Yummy is careful selecting the class.

This;



Or;

 

[antimatter]

 

[Yummybud]

^ lol thats a fked up picture omg look at the guys face wtf? he is doing like a jesus christ pose. and that other women also has a "wtf???" look on her face.

 

[ArcticBlast]

yummy i was thinking about you and your situation offline, THAT's how lame i am

i said you should get a job at fast food, jokingly, and you shut it down because you don't like teenaged asians.

BUT, you DO have a degree... a buddy of mine works for Aldi's (a grocery store) as a manager, and he has some science degree, nothing to do with groceries or business or management....but he needed a job!

he's making $22.50 STARTING as a manager of a grocery store! no experience necessary, will train, they just want someone with a degree!

ArcticBlast

goddamit yummy, i'm giving you good advice and you're more interested in a male yoga instructor! and in the other thread you started talking about applying for a vitamin store job????? what's the difference?

i'm trying to help you, asshole!

ArcticBlast

 

[antimatter]

^ lol thats a fked up picture omg look at the guys face wtf? he is doing like a jesus christ pose. and that other women also has a "wtf???" look on her face.

no love for the fat baby in the corner?

 

[Yummybud]

lol I can't apply to be a manager. most managers here require no degrees but experience being a manager.

I'm aplying for various jobs, social worker, tutor for highschool and elementary students etc.

 

[genkisan]

I guess its possible if you keep an eye out. I remember once I was studying at the library and this girl sitting next to me started a conversation with me, asked me what I was studying and we talked for like 5 minutes and back then I was even more stupid and didn't bother asking her out or to cofee or something and just said see you later lol.

man a couple years ago I was way stupider than I am now lol, another incident I remember a girl in my class that had borrowed my notes told me "hey you can come over ot my house to pick your notes up if you need them back today?" and I liked her too and she was hot butI was so dumb and said oh no its okay I'll get them from you later.


man I have had so man dumb an dumber moments.....

Your penis hates you.........














It really really does.........as well it should.













You better start wising up and not pulling gomer-ass moves like those described above again....or your poor neglected over-spanked and lonely pecker will go postal and kill you in yer sleep.....

 

[steppinRazor]

what kind of work do you do anywys yummybud?

 

[KharmaGirl]

Retail store