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Yummybud

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holly crap 50 pages.... I kind of feel obligated to get laid soon for icmag....

when I go and talk to this girl on saturday i'll think of icmag and my goal of making a thread about finally getting laid versus failing.
 

antimatter

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I don't really care about getting big muscles. I think skinny is fine. but I want a bit of muscle so I don't look like a girl. but i'm not planning on becoming a hardcore gym guy.

because lifting weights makes you huge lol.. sorry bud couple lbs of muscle a month is about as good as a hardcore gym guy can do and thats if your diet is perfect. You would eventually cap out at probably 170-180 at your height if you were fairly lean to begin with.
 
Yummy -

Your shape doesn't really mean much. A woman may like a body like this:

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But she'll love you if you have a body like this:

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and alot of this.....

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Go chase that money Yummy! Then she'll "love you" for the real you.
 

hippie_lettuce

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Yummy, I got one piece of advice:

Make sure you get her tested :D
Don't know how many times (if) she's been around the block. ;)
 

krunchbubble

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Yummy -

Your shape doesn't really mean much. A woman may like a body like this:

vX5aJvVohWNV0phxwadJjnltpgamesfree_nice_body.jpg





But she'll love you if you have a body like this:

ist2_1051832_fat_man_1.jpg



and alot of this.....

090220_money_stack.jpg



Go chase that money Yummy! Then she'll "love you" for the real you.




true that! you dont even need to talk to her. show her the wad and point to your crotch, shell know what to do......
girls really dont care what you look like, as long as your pockets look like they got the mumps.......
 

freeganja

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holly crap 50 pages.... I kind of feel obligated to get laid soon for icmag....

when I go and talk to this girl on saturday i'll think of icmag and my goal of making a thread about finally getting laid versus failing.

ohh geez...YA THINK?!?!
 

ArcticBlast

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yummy goddamn, quit talking to these guys and go get some ass! i bet a lot of the advice givers see themselves in you, and are trying to change their past by vicariously living through you! don't let them down!

sorry guys, its supposed to be motivational :joint:
ArcticBlast
 

antimatter

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ive been pounding he weight for almost a year and that article confused the shit out of me.....are you iron addict?

Theres 10 routines in there, and no im not but it just so happens to be the best place to get the best weight training info without all the bullshit trolling and bad bodybuilding advice that every other forum is swamped with. Pick one you like read the other articles look up the exercises on google/youtube so you know what your doing and stick with it until you feel the need to switch to something else. If you don't understand the routines then stick with the first one on the list.

If you were not familiar with Hardgainer Training, Westside Barbell Training or DC training you wouldn't attempt the routine without fully understanding the principles which would require you to read other articles on the site that go in depth on those methods.

You may find this an easier thread to read, I liked the other one because it had the lower volume routines first which work better for beginners that need to get a lot stronger before attempting a higher volume routine. We don't wanna kill yummys nervous system in the first week. http://www.ironaddicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3383
 

Yes4Prop215

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seriously how does that happen, some guys just get lucky. most girls do not like guys shorter than them.

if a girl is not physically attracted to you, being confident or whatever isn't going to make her attracted to you all of a sudden.

dude yummy do you TRY to be ignorant and stupid?


you say shit like this and you are totally 100% wrong my friend.

it has nothing to do with "luck", most of it is confidence. thats the #1 thing ask any girl about it.

and good luck with the russian chick but if you cant even formulate a plan to take her on a date, or dont even know what to say to her, what makes you think you are gonna hit a home run. YOU ARENT EVEN A BAT BOY YET.

thats why im telling you seriously, to consider a mssage parlor or escort just to get an idea of how thing run first, before you go embarass yourself in front of the russian girl.

it would be pretty funny to her if you dont even know how to fuck like the 17 year old boys she probably bangs...
 

Yes4Prop215

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and stop with the ride home shit, god damn! do you even listen to anything anyone says in here...

Creepy = "hey want a ride home hehehe"

Suave = "hey im goin to **** to get a mocha come with me"

now shes in your car, you are both going somewhere to hang out, and there is no creepy vibe.

instead of the "whys this weirdo always tryin to give me rides home whats his deal?"


use your brain yummy god damn.
 
Looks like Yummybud has friends in high places....

I saw that GOD is a member of his site and has a divine plan for him.
Now, that's what I call "pull". :lol:
 

Lil 'o Me

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Wow.... I cant believe this thread has made it to 51 pages. I read this story when it was first posted and couldn't think of anything to say but.... damn. LOL
 

Norrath

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yummy goddamn, quit talking to these guys and go get some ass! i bet a lot of the advice givers see themselves in you, and are trying to change their past by vicariously living through you! don't let them down!

sorry guys, its supposed to be motivational :joint:
ArcticBlast

oh for sure. that's totally what it is, but i was never this bad...

im such a nerd, uber nerd that will never change, but there are mindsets you can change and not change who you are, but will make leaps and bounds of difference in your whole game. (though the girls im into are usually the nerd lovers anyways, becuase theyre smarter and like learning things like me, and not just looking in the mirror. though i like both types of gals:p)

This is what yummy doesnt get, really. You cant just think you want to act differently, and that will change bad habits, just like quitting smoking, one cannot do it if they dont really believe it.
 

Norrath

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and stop with the ride home shit, god damn! do you even listen to anything anyone says in here...

Creepy = "hey want a ride home hehehe"

Suave = "hey im goin to **** to get a mocha come with me"

now shes in your car, you are both going somewhere to hang out, and there is no creepy vibe.

instead of the "whys this weirdo always tryin to give me rides home whats his deal?"


use your brain yummy god damn.


also, this right here. QFT
 
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