think I found yummybuds first date story

[Norrath]

yeah it's sad, but so is 24 and no experience....

better than 25 i guess....but that might be soon, no?

so youre giving her a ride home, dude, FUCK THEM, in the eye, with your penis. just mushroom stamp their cheek with it, they are inconsequential, take what you want. jesus



but then again, i dont know hte situation, youre right, you might be a bit perverse here, but hell, im just pushing you at whatever your prospects are..

 

[Yummybud]

started college she dumped him because she thought he was a loser and now could date college guys.

 

[antimatter]

man I'd be embarassed giving her a ride after work with my managers there lol. they'd be like wtf yummy is picking up highschool girls. i'd feel like a pervert.

but then I think i'm overthinking. I remember this guy at my work was 26 and my manager hooked him up with this girl who was 17 and also in grade 12...... my manager is a 40 year old married guy and he helped hook this guy with the 17 year old and he was 26 almost 27 I think.

people were talking shit about him though and he said all his friends were making fun of him for dating a highschool girl when he was 26. he went out with her for a year and when she

Shut the hell up, do you honestly think it fucking matters what other people think at your work/ fuck them and get shit done or icmag will rip off your head and poop down your neck while repeatedly electrocuting you.

 

[Yummybud]

yeah...... especially driving a porsche and giving 17 year old girls with braces a ride home i'd feel like some kind of sex offender lol.

but I know a lot of guys around my age with younger girlfriends. another guy at my work is 22 and had a 16 year old girlfriend and now she is 17 . people were making fun of him also. and this 16 year old girl wasnj't from our work.

I really don't know....

wtf could you even though with a 17 year old girl. its not like I can take her out late at night to go out and eat or go out and drink.

I have never dated a girl in highschool I have no clue what 17 year olds do when the date.

 

[antimatter]

yeah...... especially driving a porsche and giving 17 year old girls with braces a ride home i'd feel like some kind of sex offender lol.

but I know a lot of guys around my age with younger girlfriends. another guy at my work is 22 and had a 16 year old girlfriend and now she is 17 . people were making fun of him also. and this 16 year old girl wasnj't from our work.

I really don't know....

wtf could you even though with a 17 year old girl. its not like I can take her out late at night to go out and eat or go out and drink.

I have never dated a girl in highschool I have no clue what 17 year olds do when the date.

sex thats what

 

[Norrath]

started college she dumped him because she thought he was a loser and now could date college guys.

yep thatll happen.

almost a guarantee.

hell, couple ex girlfriends ago, one of them dumped me for some guy at the other university than yours, and is probably getting gangbanged by a frat house. she needed to experience more, do some lines, have an abortion, have her stomach pumped, take it in multiple orifaces, everything a young woman HAS to experience to live life to its fullest....

so yeah, it happens, dont be phased over it. just move on

youre one independent in the whole world, those other independent people arent going to bend over backwards to stay with you if youre not fulfilling their needs...or maybe they think they KNOW better than staying with you. Many will come and go, and youll have your hopes given up, and your heart broken, but it really doesnt matter in the long run TBH, keep doing stuff for you, and let girls in on your awesome life and treat them with respect, and treat them well, dont burn bridges, and even keeping them around as friends(feel like a broken record now) is a good thing, because they will give you advice, and help you out...

and you should be golden, just need to stop those ANTs. automatic negative thoughts. like i keep saying, act on the answer she gives you, not the answer youre making up for her in your head. BECAUSE YOURE WRONG ABOUT IT AND YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HER THOUGHTS.

hell, russian girls might have crazy thoughts, and not function like normal women...discern for yourself when it arises...she might just want to go drink and fuck right away instead.....awesome.

ya never know with them womenz

 

[Norrath]

hey it's saturday, and we both live in the same city, let's go downtown asshat!

 

[unclefishstick]

Yummy,make Tshirts and sell them,I would love a yummybud tshirt,great way to find the ic'ers in your town,your a cult hero now yummy,cash in on it.serious scrape up some money and get 1000 tshirts made with your avatar and I believe at the bottom,and sell them on the server fund,they would be snapped up faster than a rez drop.

 

[ArcticBlast]

damn norrath, that sucks man

damn yummy, what are you doing on the internet still? go get some ass!

antimatter, i lol'd

ArcticBlast

 

[ArcticBlast]

unclefishtick, maybe you should take a look at the websites that i'm pimping in my sig and under my username lol

ArcticBlast

 

[Yummybud]

hey it's saturday, and we both live in the same city, let's go downtown asshat!

lol. I got to work early tomorrow. I'm just watching a little tv then going to bed lol. usually what I do on sat nights. I don't go out much.

I go out and get wasted with some guys at work sometimes.

 

[Yummybud]

man this girl will probably lose interest in me soon anyways. today that fat douche at my work that hits on her and is alwasy hanging around her wasn't there but tomorrow he is......... so he'll be all over her tomorrow so I won't be able to tlak to her without him being there lol.


then i'm not working for 5 days off for 5 days.....

 

[Norrath]

lol. I got to work early tomorrow. I'm just watching a little tv then going to bed lol. usually what I do on sat nights. I don't go out much.

I go out and get wasted with some guys at work sometimes.

fine. i dont go out either, not with the amount of money i make anyways...

but for yummybud, i will do anything, including spending money to hook up with beeches.

ORRRRRRRRR....

one of my best friends dates a stripper...we could hook you up with some dances.....lol

omg she just touched me through my pants...omg omg omg...


ps. ill make this guy disappear. is that what you want yummy? unconditional admittance to her pussy citadel?

how big is your trunk? jk.. - . -

 

[Yummybud]

haha lol. what are you in the mob? make him disappear hahah.

this guy aint getting laid he is just a an annoyance. he has this big fake confidence going on. he is chubby and tons of acne and is really loud and annoying. he tries super hard to be funny and is constantly laughing out loud with his fake laughter.

i'm pretty sure that girl doesn't like him. she goes to lunch with him at work but because he is going up to her nad telling her to come to lunch with him and I don't see her smiling at him like she does to me.

haha its funny this other girl that quit also would go on lunch with this douche and I could tell she liked me. she once told me she thought I was good looking. and she'd alwasy stare at me. she was way too young 16 so I didn't even bother.......that's just getting way too creepy for me.

but guaranteed tomorrow this guy is goign to be all over this girl. he tries so hard basically stalking her hanging around her till and looking for her lol.


I never approached this girl, she first started coming to me and talking to me and still comes around me rather than me going after her.

but i've been wrong before. this german girl at my work also 17 then turned 18 really liked after she would always smile at me really big whenever she saw me. I thought damn she likesme for sure then when I started showing her I like her she ignored me at work suddenly then I asked her out nervously on her last day and she gave me a number which she never picked up or answered. so even when I girl smiles at you really big everytime she sees you she may still not like you.

 

[Yummybud]

yeah I usually stay home for the same reason everytime I go out I spend a lot of money on food and drinks.

plus I'd much rather chill smoke a joint and watch a movie or something than go to the bars getting wasted.

the guys I drink with from work are a bunch of idiots honestly. drink way too much until they puke evertime then they drive drunk.

 

[Norrath]

so weve learned dont be awkward when you show interest in them.

we have learned that anyone can be confident, even the lowly bottom feeders. YOU TOO can be confident, make that shit up, ive educated you on this before.

your russian girl is going out to lunch with him, and others are too, because he puts it to them in such a way that they would probably feel bad, or embarrassed even(stupid sounding) to say no. Probably because they dont have enough backbone yet without having the life experience to just do their THANG and not need anyone...to get lunch with...or accept such a life drain like him to cramp their style.

man you should just man up and do it, act accordingly, ask her to do something, ask her when she is free, zip it up ASAP, and tell us how it went.

ps yeah i know, driving drunk is lots of fun, but it's bad, you kill people doing it, it's illegal, and immoral i made a thread about driving drunk and it was immediately binned. you know those illegal things...

 

[h&r]

Shit bros its dangerous outthere, drunk drivers, police, etc...

hey YB man why you say soon to be www.yummybud.org

The WHOIS records say that a gentleman from H-Town owns that until this time next year..

maybe soon = a year to you?

yummybud.us or yummybud.ca is about the only one the kenneth guy doesnt own.

anyway hope you get some of that russian stink on your hang-down soon...

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

Yummybud, we did "The YummyBud Documentary" yesterday and the moderator PM'd me and binned it! Someone reported something Yummy, we were on a roll too!

And what did you end up drinking for Christmas? Did you drink the Crown Royal and Coke I suggested? You wanted something cheap though, what did you end up going with?

 

[Yummybud]

oh fuck no I don't drive at all when I drink anything. I can't get a criminal record it would disqualify me from becoming a member of the bar and becoming a lawyer which is all I want to do.

but I get in cars with these drunk assholes and i'm scared sometimes they will crash and fuck me up. one time we were driving home and some rich kid with his girlfriend in a M3 pulled up next to one of these guy and the guy tried to race him in his honda prelude and obviously lost but still he was gong 100+ while intoxicated at 2 am. not good.

 

[h&r]

yummy may be a lil wierd but he has a good head on his shoulders eh?