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h&r

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I dont know who the sick fuck out there is who claims to be this YB character but I think IC should put an end to it, this shit is warping my mind.........
 

SpasticGramps

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There is a sucker born every minute. I'm going to hang myself if I ever find out Yummyfuck's isn't real. It tears me apart because there was this "porch monkey" in college that was just like Yummynuts. Porch Monkey's were the smokers who sat on the porch all the time. I lived in the dorms. It's a great story, but this is not the place.

Yummysucks embodies this ineptitude so completely I want to throw him a life raft to like we tried to help this......man, it was really bad. I digress. If I ever find a KICK ME sign on my back...........Pardon me.



 

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For me, ICMag is more entertaining than TV and Netflix at the moment, mostly due to YummyBud and this thread.

I want the next update to be Yummy taking a questionably young girl home and showing her his pants snake.
 

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I disagree, this has gone too far, this person is talking about suicide and I dont think its safe or sane for any of us.

He does it all time bro. Get used to it. It's been a multi-year thing apparently. When Yummy gets a girl you will see this place explode with happiness. Until get used to the verbal diarrhea dude.

Ever heard of "crying wolf." Yummy?
 

funkervogt

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don't know if its my depression talking again or if i'm just really stoned right now but I don't seriously think I belong in this world. I think i'm odd and just don't fit in right anywhere with other people for some reason. I keep on thinking about suicide as an
option. I keep on thinking that life is really pointless and I'm going to spend all of my life trying to be happy by working hard to get the degree I want the money I want the material things I think I want and get depressed about good looking women. it all seems so pointless. sorry i'm just baked right now and thinking about all this.

^^
Okay, yeah, that's not good.
 

Hammerhead

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Im I missing something Is yummybud serious about what he is talking about ???? if he is this is not something to be joking about with someone. It sounds like the kid needs some help. I did not read the whole thread so I might have missed something but if he is talking about killing himself he needs some serious help. We should not be so harsh with someone with a fragile mind.
 

Yes4Prop215

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why would anyone ever kill themselves before blowing their life ssavings on hookers??


hey yummy im about to order a girl too, im fucking sick of this shit. ive taken this bitch out 5 times and she only wants to give me a kiss and the "lets take it slow" fuck im pissed.

i realized ive probably spent at least 300 on gas and all sorts of shit dating this chick.

300 from an escort gets you a much funner time.
 

SpasticGramps

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This is what happens when you cry wolf. Yummy needs some real help, but he isn't going to listen to you. Guess what? This shit is so fucked up, people don't even know if he is real or not. It's the loony bin in here. Change your name or something lol. It's like f'ing Bigfoot.

It gives me something to blow a few minutes on though. :joint:
 

Norrath

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I want to toke in a church
well. that will get you far, youll end up back in the parkinglot:/

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SpasticGramps again.

what a funny way to enter a new day. :eggnog:
 

FRIENDinDEED

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Im I missing something Is yummybud serious about what he is talking about ???? if he is this is not something to be joking about with someone. It sounds like the kid needs some help. I did not read the whole thread so I might have missed something but if he is talking about killing himself he needs some serious help. We should not be so harsh with someone with a fragile mind.

not only do you need to read this post but you need to read the other 30 or so threads this asshat has started to date
!!

search his name/ click on his name, and then youll see what this is all about.

it went form being sad to rediculous to a down and out roast fest!!! hes our resident asshat, he's yummybud!!

stand up and take a bow yummy, youve got someone who actually may take pity on you since he/sheh doesnt know you yet.

and if he does commit suicide it will be a long time coming
 
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