FRANKENBLUNT420
me blunt is like, wicked yo!! owight
after much thought, yummy doesnt need a kiss he needs a swift kick in the nuts followoing through to the perinium onto the ass crack.
now NOKUY knows his shit, so we know he'll be ok. .
any ideas for a romantic proposal?
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after much thought, yummy doesnt need a kiss he needs a swift kick in the nuts followoing through to the perinium onto the ass crack.
now NOKUY knows his shit, so we know he'll be ok. .
BeardedClam
Member
Just use some chloroform or GHB and knock her ass out.
Throw a ring on her finger and when she awakes, you can tell her what romantic proposal you came up with, and how happy you are that she said yes.
Throw a ring on her finger and when she awakes, you can tell her what romantic proposal you came up with, and how happy you are that she said yes.
Are you kidding me?
You've only known this girl a few months and you want to get married already. I'd say wait at least a year before you get the law involved, you might regret it when you fall out of your love trance in a few months.
I know you'll ignore this and get married anyways, but don't say we didn't warn you.
You've only known this girl a few months and you want to get married already. I'd say wait at least a year before you get the law involved, you might regret it when you fall out of your love trance in a few months.
I know you'll ignore this and get married anyways, but don't say we didn't warn you.
You don't wanna end up like me.I think it's great Yukon, congrats.
I had a blind date that turned into 7.5 years of wedded bliss.
We met on a Sat., I didn't call her Sun., when I saw her on Mon., she asked me to marry her
so her sister wouldn't send her back to Mongolia.
It's been the adventure of a lifetime and I'm still having a good time.
There's still hope for yummie, I was 40 years old at the time and only had 2 girlfriends ever-
I had a blind date that turned into 7.5 years of wedded bliss.
We met on a Sat., I didn't call her Sun., when I saw her on Mon., she asked me to marry her
so her sister wouldn't send her back to Mongolia.It's been the adventure of a lifetime and I'm still having a good time.
There's still hope for yummie, I was 40 years old at the time and only had 2 girlfriends ever-
thanks for the replies you guys...def gives me some ideas.
...also not thinking that were rushing into this....we've spent damn near every waking moment together since the minute we met.
im not ever gonna leave here, so u guys will always get to hear whats going on.
we are def moving back to alaska once she is done w/ school... and she wants to be a pro at growing weed.......ill get her to sign up on here before long (she sees it when im here and def likes it alot)
...also not thinking that were rushing into this....we've spent damn near every waking moment together since the minute we met.
im not ever gonna leave here, so u guys will always get to hear whats going on.
we are def moving back to alaska once she is done w/ school... and she wants to be a pro at growing weed.......ill get her to sign up on here before long (she sees it when im here and def likes it alot)
good luck yo ya bro
take a crap and try to make it spell marry me... then go get her... shell love you forever and shell have a story to tell the kids....
Buy a new puppy.
Buy a new entertainment center.
Fall in love with these things.
Then take the puppy to the pound, light the entertainment center on fire, take half of your stuff and put it on the lawn, let the rest of the house burn down, and when it's over cut your sack off and nail it to the burned wreck that used to be your castle.
Remind yourself you have nothing. Remind yourself you used to be happy.
I just saved your life.
Buy a new entertainment center.
Fall in love with these things.
Then take the puppy to the pound, light the entertainment center on fire, take half of your stuff and put it on the lawn, let the rest of the house burn down, and when it's over cut your sack off and nail it to the burned wreck that used to be your castle.
Remind yourself you have nothing. Remind yourself you used to be happy.
I just saved your life.
thats some good advice right there... there is no such thing as love you are infatuated and it wears off quick.... well be here like 8 months down the line like i hate that bitch shes the stupi9dest thing on earth how do i change my whole life for this??? and then youll want to commit suicide every day... thats marriage...
FRANKENBLUNT420
me blunt is like, wicked yo!! owight
you have just found the perfect woman, you go on and get married boy!!!
the hell with all the nay sayers man, its your bliss do your thing. i dont know if i mentioned it in my other post, but the first marriage nearly killed me man (was havin serious thoughts of suicide after teh initial break up) but it was the lowest point in my life i have ever been to (couldnt find work, marriage was tanking, stupid bitch accused me of molesting my own daughter, wife was fuckin around, and no transportation) , and at some point we all get there, the ones that dont make it out of that slump are dead, or become yummybud.
do you thing cat daddy, you will be fine. not everyone has to work at marriage, some of us are actually lucky enough to find the right one first time out.
i want you both to know one thing, that my wife and i learned is what keeps us together and oddly enough its what we had in common with the presidents marriage, that is although they/we fight with each other, they know that deep down in their hearts they really, honestly and truly like each other as people.
no matter what may come, keep the basics and youll be fine. marriage is not as hard as people think it is or make it out to be, some people jsut dont want to grow up or are stingy/selfish fucks that dont want to admit it
ROFLAO!!!Aint that the truth!!Ya forgot living room sets,I dont even wanna count how many a them I bought over the years,new gal=new set,of course ya leave wit nuttin!!!Ah Love,I remember it well,whats "forever" nowadays anyway?Usually about 9 months but im old,tough keepin up with these kids!!!
Oh......good luck yukon!!
i just choked on my morning vodka and juice......she wants to be a "pro" at growing? thats something a kid would say either way good luck in your endeavours yukon bud!
SvenB
Member
Do this.
you can use my idea or go off it..
I waited till she got home from work and had a trail of sunflowers to our bedroom (its her favorite flower) and when she opened the bedroom door I was down on one knee in a candle lit room (needless to say we didnt wait to get married to rustle the sheets so you can tell what I got after that one) haha
my cousin had a good one too...
he took her walkin on the beach (they live in western florida) and had his friends go up ahead to plant a bottle in the surf that had a message in it that said will you marry me. so they just walked up the beach and he was like "whats that?" and when she read it and turned around he was on his knee..
you can go off those...they are pretty romantic
I waited till she got home from work and had a trail of sunflowers to our bedroom (its her favorite flower) and when she opened the bedroom door I was down on one knee in a candle lit room (needless to say we didnt wait to get married to rustle the sheets so you can tell what I got after that one) haha
my cousin had a good one too...
he took her walkin on the beach (they live in western florida) and had his friends go up ahead to plant a bottle in the surf that had a message in it that said will you marry me. so they just walked up the beach and he was like "whats that?" and when she read it and turned around he was on his knee..
you can go off those...they are pretty romantic
good luck my friend
