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Don't you people have anything better to do!!

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No, here are only two options for your freetime. Get pissed, go whoring. Go to church.
Threw my tv out after an episode of cops.
so now it's only IC and my family.
peace
i've recently boycotted COPS myself. It just supports them and it promotes police brutality and armed occupation
 

#1cheesebuds

Well-known member
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Mine Turned into hot flashes and cold chills but I'm not going there eather.
I just found her things online to look at for her self. also we play WofWC online and have a blast.
sheet we even play all kinds of 2 player games. dats how we spend our free time together.
I feal good danana danana.
 

GroDoc

Member
Man's glory is "she will"
(as in make me feel strong, suck my dick, let me play etc)

Woman's glory is "he will"
(as in make me feel sexy, make sacrifice for me, support my kids, etc)

Dammit, dammit, dammit..

To quote a friend "I never knew pussy would be so lucrative in my old age"
 
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danimal7

Man's glory is "she will"
(as in make me feel strong, suck my dick, let me play etc)

Woman's glory is "he will"
(as in make me feel sexy, make sacrifice for me, support my kids, etc)

Dammit, dammit, dammit..

To quote a friend "I never knew pussy would be so lucrative in my old age"

well...I've thought about giving up on it (pussy)

but to quote a friend " THAT STUFF IS SO DAMN GOOD!":pie:
 
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danimal7

so I says to the wife "look bitch, you took an oath to have and to hold till death do us part.... now get over here and start HOLDING:jerkit:
 
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sparkjumper

Why would being unmarried be "giving" up on poontang?I relish my homelife which consists of me my dog and normally 24 plants lol.But I havent given up on women totally,its pretty obvious being I'll be 50 next month I'll never find that right person.This is a much better more tolerable fate than hooking up with the wrong person.It should be a law you must be 25 years of age or older to marry
 

Miss Blunted

Resident Bongtender
Veteran
i hear that shit alot... drown it out like your watching football...


You could also get off your lazy ass for more than an hour a day and help out around the house dude. You never do....we ask nicely, then we stop asking so nice. I don't get anything done for me...all you have to do is wipe your ass.

Might not want to put me in that catagory of chicks dude....not even fair. I'm on my feet all day serving your chubby ass. You just sit. :thanks:

Cheers!
 

SuperSizeMe

A foot without a sock...
Veteran
You could also get off your lazy ass for more than an hour a day and help out around the house dude. You never do....we ask nicely, then we stop asking so nice. I don't get anything done for me...all you have to do is wipe your ass.

Might not want to put me in that catagory of chicks dude....not even fair. I'm on my feet all day serving your chubby ass. You just sit. :thanks:

Cheers!


Hehehehe....:D

Now throw 4 kids into the mix and "Houston, we have a problem"....

:santa1:

Peace,

SSM :joint:
 

kmk420kali

Freedom Fighter
Veteran
so I says to the wife "look bitch, you took an oath to have and to hold till death do us part.... now get over here and start HOLDING:jerkit:

Haha!! I told my wife, on our Honeymoon...
"He said, 'Til Death do you part'....please don't make me kill ya!!":elf:
 

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
ICMag Donor
Veteran
That's why I wouldn't marry him.....I would have to kill him.:bat:

LOL

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BudToaster

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Veteran
You could also get off your lazy ass for more than an hour a day and help out around the house dude. You never do....we ask nicely, then we stop asking so nice. I don't get anything done for me...all you have to do is wipe your ass.

Might not want to put me in that catagory of chicks dude....not even fair. I'm on my feet all day serving your chubby ass. You just sit. :thanks:

Cheers!

sounds like you're describing my gf -- she's the purrfect cliche husband. can i help it if i want to live in a clean house and eat something other than spewgetti or peezza? just a little help, pleezzze?
 

pthway4

Member
sounds like you're describing my gf -- she's the purrfect cliche husband. can i help it if i want to live in a clean house and eat something other than spewgetti or peezza? just a little help, pleezzze?
It's about helping each other out and compromise..duh.....
 
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sparkjumper

You should be happy randude..real damn happy.As a single person I sit here thinking how I'd react if someone wanted to control me like that,I can tell you it would be immediate and decicive,and actually quite easy.I hope no kids are involved but even there man if you're not happy you cant expect your kids to be.
 
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sparkjumper

I'm living proof you can love women and still remain single.I had a live in type deal for a year or so and that closed the deal so to say lol.I'm glad a lot of my high school buddies got hooked up shortly after graduation I remember just standing there shaking my head in disbelief,and I learned some good lessons from those old friends
 

Miss Blunted

Resident Bongtender
Veteran
It's about helping each other out and compromise..duh.....

That's what I'm sayin'....the person that always has to do all the little shit to keep the house together should have some help. I don't want to hear how hard working in a growroom is....I know better. Keeping these 7 animals, this house and his ass fed, clean...healthy. Just take the f*cking pop bottles out to the pole barn Poopy!!!! Damn!

Being asked to help someone with their responsibilities when they won't help you with yours makes you resentful to them. I hate that shit.
 

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
ICMag Donor
Veteran
That's what I'm sayin'....the person that always has to do all the little shit to keep the house together should have some help. I don't want to hear how hard working in a growroom is....I know better. Keeping these 7 animals, this house and his ass fed, clean...healthy. Just take the f*cking pop bottles out to the pole barn Poopy!!!! Damn!

Being asked to help someone with their responsibilities when they won't help you with yours makes you resentful to them. I hate that shit.

It's hard to find good help!
 

BudToaster

Well-known member
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i find it hard to believe it's not purposeful behaviour ... how fucking hard is it to be considerate? what? am i invisible?

See, my gf lives in a self-cleaning house. i, on the other hand, live in a house with 3 cats and a **** that thinks she lives in a self-cleaning house.
 
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