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Steven Seagal: Lawman

Don Dump

the man doctors said would never moonwalk again
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anyone else going to watch this? 10pm on A&E

I heard that its going to be good. I'm going to check it out.

apparently Steven Seagal is a big fat cop now
 
I saw one of the criminals on the commercial:

"I don't care man. Thats Steven Seagal right there. I want his autograph"

As he was being arrested.

I might tune in, but I'm waiting more for Jesse Ventura's conspiracy theory. That looks like its going to be a good show. Hope they don't fuck it up
 

OC80

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Big fat black guy on the ground with hand behind back, " Oh man, dats steven seagal!!!" Lol, looks like a big joke.
 

Bobby Stainless

"Ill let you try my Wu-Tang style"
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Steven Segal is a fat pussy.

Serve him right to get tangled up with a real thug, and get his head knocked.

I don't feel the Police should be sensationalized like this.

I actually think cops should have law degrees as a prerequisite, and get paid around 100-120k a year.

The police force should also be cut by about 70-80%. All drugs legal, so that isn't a issue. These cops will now know the law, as well as enforce it. Crooked cops, not a problem, they are now paid well.

Focus on robbery, homicide, and sexual deviancy.
 
I laughed my ass off at that commercial of the dude getting arrested, and he doesn't even give a fuck cause it's steven seagal ha ha. Then Officer Seagal goes ahead and delivers the cheesiest cop line ever. what bull
 

TickleMyBalls

just don't molest my colas..
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i can't wait. I'm watching that live, and catching the Jesse Ventura conspiracy show on TruTV on the DVR
 

dubwise

in the thick of it
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that show looks terrible, but I bet there will be tons of bs-tough guy comments
 

TickleMyBalls

just don't molest my colas..
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damn, this motherfucker is good with a gun. he put multiple shots in the same 1" area on the target. and then shot the top of a match off.. dude is nuts.
 
Does he talk in that soft monotone voice while squinting still?


Hahaha!!! I can just see it now -

(whispered voice) 'look, your under arrest but we can make this fair. just tell me where the drugs are and I'll let you go. k'

HAHAHA!!! I can see it now
 

s13sr20det

admit nothing, deny everything, and demand proof.
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anyone else going to watch this? 10pm on A&E

I heard that its going to be good. I'm going to check it out.

apparently Steven Seagal is a big fat cop now

haha! i watched both episodes
they're eatin good in Louisiana! every cop on that show was fat
 

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
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Steven Segal is a fat pussy.

Serve him right to get tangled up with a real thug, and get his head knocked.

I don't feel the Police should be sensationalized like this.

I actually think cops should have law degrees as a prerequisite, and get paid around 100-120k a year.

The police force should also be cut by about 70-80%. All drugs legal, so that isn't a issue. These cops will now know the law, as well as enforce it. Crooked cops, not a problem, they are now paid well.

Focus on robbery, homicide, and sexual deviancy.

He is my one of my dad's favorite actor's lol. He also like's Chuck Norris, so take that with a grain of salt. :xmasnut:

Steve is a big Zen Warrior wannabe seems like. I haven't heard about who he got tangled up with.
 

theHIGHlander

european ganja growers
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Chuck Norris,,would kick his head in,,,thats with 1 hand tyed behind his back &1 leg,,......some people say chucks not got a chin under his beard is just another fist...


keep it green
highlander
 

ItsGrowTime

gets some
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Yay! More thinly veiled authority worship shows to remind the sheep who's in charge! We don't have enough of that yet. Can someone hurry up and start the Police Channel already? Just merge A&E and TruTv into one and there ya go.

The only thing these shows are good for (to me) is to see just how dumb and predictable most cops are. They show their cards on these shows all the time and they all follow the same playbook. Pay attention and you'll learn how to beat them when the time comes.
 

Bobby Stainless

"Ill let you try my Wu-Tang style"
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The only thing these shows are good for (to me) is to see just how dumb and predictable most cops are. They show their cards on these shows all the time and they all follow the same playbook. Pay attention and you'll learn how to beat them when the time comes.

I have been watchin cops for years, for that very reason.
 
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sparkjumper

Nothing I love more than trimming to an episode of cops,I'm pretty sure he's worked for the Lousiana sherriffs dept for about 20 years
 

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