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Showering

Yes4Prop215

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i drink Olde English when im in the shower...i have a new shower that is pimppin, got two showerheads and can fit like 3 girls in there, (but that will never happen right).
 

Bettysmith

Member
I think showers are extremely relaxing and provide a great atmoshphere to think. Nothing like takning a shower after toking and feeling that hot water cleansing you.
 
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MoldyFrogToe

Showers are so relaxing. It'd be cool to recycle the water & divert it to the gardens.
 

Vash

Ol' Skool
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ureap bud what if your wife liked "marinating" lol. an ex of mine one night in bed she disrobed and all i can remember is smelling tuna flavored bologna :eek:

I'd have never told that one:nono:. You should have told that heiffer to go bathe, or something. Tell me, what was your ass smelling like at that time - don't tell me. Shit and cooked bacon, I bet.:biglaugh:
 

Hash Zeppelin

Ski Bum Rodeo Clown
Premium user
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I find not showering keeps people from breeching my personal bubble, while in line at the super market. Add eating beans before I go, and I get to walk to the front of the line.
 

Tokin

Member
sorry folks im lucky to bird bath a couple times a week. of course im single and dont give a shit either way. i go to "running" water once a month. why once i used the public toilet in town a nearly had to be led away because i had forgotten how to "flush" the stool!
 

shawkmon

Pleasantly dissociated
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showering is over rated, usually when ya can smell yerself its time to shower, every dude here does the dip and sniff to himself to see if its time or not, dont lie fellas, yall pretend to do a ball scratch then nonchalantely sniff the finger andrew dice clay behind the neck style.i also agree its a buzzkill, i usually puff after the shower instead of before, and seriously when yer fat as hell showering is a chore and ya get out sweatier than ya did when ya went in.its nothing for me to skip a day or 2 if nothing going on or nowhere to go, and hahahah funny ya said that cause i call it marinating too, i like to wait till my armpitts smell like sausage and onion pizza and then give wife a big old hugg and tell her how much i love her, peace,

not even 100 years ago people didnt bathe but like once a fuckin month, if that
and yall multiple showers a day guys probably leave the water running when ya brush yer teeth too dont ya,
i havent even washed my hair but once in past few months, if it gets greasey lookin i just shave it off, paying someone for shampoo conditioners and haircuts and products and all that shit seems like a waste of fuckin life and energy. thank jebus i care fuckin less what others think about me, cause only thing that really matters is what i think of me, nice thread fucker
 
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uncle_shorty

Bathing forces chlorine, bromine and fluoride into your body 10 to 30 times more than if you drank 8 cups of the same tap water per day

so bath/shower in city water at your own risk
 
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KMK0420

:laughing: aw man, you beat me to it! :laughing:

nutsalt stalactites... too funny...

First, i actually HAVE to shower often. My skin is extremely sensitive, and when i don't shower for a few hours (at least 5 or 10) then my skin becomes reddened, extremely oily, etc. I shower twice a day, even in winter. Man it feels good to be stoned as fuck after a good workout&shower.
 
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KMK0420

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Bulldog11

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I shower at least twice a day. I work construction so that is the main reason, cause I am a dirty fool. Peace everybody!
 

Norrath

Member
if i shower in the morning, ill sweat MORE that day than if i hadnt showered...

weird no?

what isnt weird is showering. cleanliness is good - . -
 

kaotic

We're Appalachian Americans, not hillbillys!
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ArcticBlast said:
But yeah, i love to wake and bake and shower...buzz kill, no. waste of water? absolutely! sometimes i'll snap out of it and realize that i'm just standing there in the water, for god knows how long

I'm worse. I like to "pre-heat" the shower by running it for 5 minutes full on hot before I even attempt setting a foot in. Then I space out. Al Gore must hate me...:laughing:
 
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KMK0420

i don't pre-heat, but i have caught myself standing there blazed as hell just loving the feeling of the hot water running down me...amazing amazing amazing
 

Standaman

Member
Showers are a must twice a day for me at least, it's not OCD i just don't want any cheese!
Well not that kind of cheese anyway!
 

Miss Blunted

Resident Bongtender
Veteran
Definitely a buzz kill....but man, you guys get funky for some reason. My man sweats waaaay too much and then tries the every other day shower thing....yeah right. He's his biggest cockblocker...for real. Fuckin' hippie.
 
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theratings

yeah showering is overrated. so is brushing your teeth. with this strategy i have effectively been smoking by myself for the last 20 filthy years. more for me. on business trips i give my nads a couple squrits of axe deodorant. the stank i produce rivals any of your funkiest bud and i've actually walked by folks asking me about skunk but no that's just my butt.
 

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