the great dream thread - visions and interpretation

[h^2 O]

So I'm sure most of you understand different approaches towards dreams...I've recently been reading "Black Elk Speaks"...a story told by an Oglala Sioux medicine man about his entire life...and all of his dreams and visions...and how these dreams and visions came true, how he interpreted them, etc.
One thing I did find that was clear is you have to reenact the dream on Earth in order for it to be "activated" or whatever. I don't know, weird shit.
But last night I had a dream where I had two...thingies. I'm not joking or being rude. I'm now trying to figure out why. I think it means my first kid with be a boy. I'm not sure. But dreams are awesome.
Remeber - if your dream isn't like weird as in mine with the two penii, reenact it! If you had a dream where you were in the backyard wearing white tshirt with a lighthing bolt on it - make a tshirt with a lightning bolt and go in the backyard. Chances are something cool will happen, like a hawk will come flying over you or something even better.
I love dreaming. LAst night was the first time in a LONG time that I dreamt.
Anyone have any cool dreams?
Here's some quick answers I found on my 2 penis dream -
1) You are unhappy about your sex life and you wish you have double the sex drive.
2)This dream represents that you are a pimp and you have a lot of sexual desires for either men or women<<<wtf is that suppose to mean?

 

[Yummybud]

Fuck I had the strangest dream last night, interpret this:

In my dream I invented a new alcoholic beverage it was in a really big bottle and was almost flourescent yellow, like the colour of custard.

I was reading the ingredients on the label and it was: Vodka, lemon oil/juice, then it got strange, there was Goat oil, Bull oil (fat), and some other animal products in it.

and in my dream i thought what a strange combination. but I remember teh colour of it it was flourescent, custard yellow vodka bevarage with animal fat / products in it. wtf?

 

[h^2 O]

yummy to fullfill the vision you need to create this beverage in reality, to the T. I'll bet you $20 euro it will actually be fluorescent, or something even cooler will happen...maybe you go into a store to buy the stuff, and some hot chick asks about the weird stuff you're buying, and you tell her and she's into that shit and you get married. You never know man. Dreams are from our ancestors, trying to help us, show us things.
Maybe your ancestors are telling you a good job to meet women is as a bartender???????

 

[whiterabbit9]

man

last night I dreamt I saw my cat walking around town

I was like wtf ?

 

[h^2 O]

whiterabbit you need to now get a leash for your cat and bring it into town to fulfill the vision

 

[desant]

H20

Man last night i saw damned CHulhu (Lovecraft monster) he was hoovering above a HUGE city and destroying buildings and shit, scary dream

 

[Yummybud]

man you serious how would I go about creating this drink ? haha i'm serious.

vodka, lemon oil and animal products. sounds disgusting but I bet it can become a hit like you can advertise it in commercial showing guys drinking it and having a great time with all these hot girls and gettin laid.

warning, contains bull and goat products. lol.

 

[Yummybud]

but seriously the flourescent yellow colour would be cool I should invent a line of vodka beverages that have flourescent colours

 

[h^2 O]

H20

Man last night i saw damned CHulhu (Lovecraft monster) he was hoovering above a HUGE city and destroying buildings and shit, scary dream

that means you read too much fiction

 

[h^2 O]

man you serious how would I go about creating this drink ? haha i'm serious.

vodka, lemon oil and animal products. sounds disgusting but I bet it can become a hit like you can advertise it in commercial showing guys drinking it and having a great time with all these hot girls and gettin laid.

warning, contains bull and goat products. lol.

just follow the directions from the vision as best you can. Chances are the drink gives people a mega boner or something and you're going to be rich

 

[Littleleaf]

Heres one I've has since I was a very young.

I'm on a hill,looking out the back of what I would call a shipping container. I'm looking down into a valley full of RVs and containers with thousands of people milling about. In the container there is a generator that I'm working on. I get it running and only half of the valley lites up.As I look out to see how many lites come on. I noticed a storm front on the horizon or I would say the storm is the horizon. Lightning flashes and thunder drown out the generators noise.
Then I hear a voice asking"can you come and help us too".I proceed to follow this person down the hill. Thunder claps and lightning roar over head. I hear screams of anguish and people are running to their shelters.
When I get to the next generator. there is a loud explosion. Shrapnel from the the explsion is crashing all around and it has begin to pouring down rain.Thats when I wake up. I usualy don't think twice about my dreams but I keep haveing this dream at least once a month.

thanks

 

[h^2 O]

i'd start with the shipping container. Although, sometimes there's a difference in dreams you need to reenact in real life, or ones that are just like visions, and will happen on their own, and then finally make sense to you. I'd say the latter applies to your dream in this case. 20 years from now the scene will play out, and you'll get the deja vu feeling as you remember your dream.

 

[sorcival]

I do NOT dream. I had to do a shitload of mental control techniques and get my Karma
right through meditation in order to stifle the unsettled sub-conscious state of need
that dreaming represents. When I (as most people do), dream...this represents an
unsettled need of the person and their conscious mind then tries to deny the dream
and the effects by scoffing at the 'superstitious' state of dreaming, while the sub-
conscious mind tries to effect cause and reality of said dream...thereby setting up
a disturbing bi-polar effect in the mind of frustration and anger OR of depression
and want unfulfilled. Either way, the effect is the same: repression of ones self.
I do NOT dream as my dreams either tend to become reality or cause me immense
mental stress.
imo
peace

 

[h^2 O]

sounds like you need to get back to nature man. Every Victorian shrink had his own version of what dreams are. Most of the time the shrinks were coked up or on opium or something. Sad thing is, the "profession" of psychology is still happening. It's all bullshit.
Read this book.

 

[Yummybud]

just follow the directions from the vision as best you can. Chances are the drink gives people a mega boner or something and you're going to be rich

haha how would I get goat and bull oil to mix into this drink. I also don't want to be teh one to test it.

 

[h^2 O]

A) it can't be that hard to locate and buy goat and bull oil in this digital era, and b) that's what homeless people are for!

 

[Yummybud]

you know maybe it makes sense, you know how fried and fatty foods go good with drinking maybe this makes the vodka go down more smooth hahah but custard coloured vodka??

 

[h^2 O]

could be. Never know until you make it

 

[Yummybud]

lol you'd need some kind of scientific claim about the benefits of goat and bull oil or else people would say wtf? why do I want to drink this gross shit.

 

[h^2 O]

just research the laws in countries you'd be marketing it in, chances are a few have no laws on the books about "unmentioned ingredients"...shit like that. I know for a fact that in the US there's some VERY gray laws when it comes to food/drugs. For instance, milk can not have more than 10% pus. Yes, pus. When you drink milk there's pus in it. I stopped drinking milk. Also, the vitamins...as long as they claim it's all natural, they don't need to go through FDA approval - so "mega man 5000" can actually have seahorse jizz in it for all we know.
I propose..."Mr. Yummy's Super Boner Juice"...or "Dr. Yummy's Magical Tonic"