Hahahaha....I don't want to get married!!
We're thinking about fucking the hotter guy we saw while we were out shopping...how about that? And we don't really care about the shit that comes out of your mouths half the time too..... Wonder why a chick like me thinks like that? I have half a male brain...men fall in love with me fast. Dare to do it and you'd be in love with an asshole just like you....and you would hate it. Hypocracy sucks bad guys.
Much love!
Miss B
oh and by the way....we do want to do twisted shit in bed and don't need to be asked. It's just not you we feel like doing it with
Okay... but next time you're in the UK i want to find out about some of that twisted shit
Dunno about you guys out there, but my wife loves to read tons of magazines....one most notable piece of trash is "COSMOPOLITAN". I've never opened one up, but the cover pretty much sums it all up...here's a cross-section of the misleading and erroneous column titles that they boast:
WHAT HE THINKS DURING SEX: The Crazy, Dirty, Worried and Yes, Sweet Stuff that goes through his head when you two get naked.
8 THINGS GUYS NOTICE INSTANTLY
FOREPLAY MEN CRAVE: Touch his secret erotic spot (surprise: it doesn't rhyme with shmenis)
THE SILENT CLUE MEN GIVE OFF WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE
HIS #1 SEX WISH: 71% of guys crave this move. You're gonna want to drop the magazine and do it on the spot.
COLORS THAT MAKE A MAN'S HEART RACE
Not one shred of legitimacy in any of those rags. How can they purportedly know ANYTHING about what's inside a man's head, let alone mine.
Let me break down what's actually happening with men. This way if any honest to goodness women read these forums know how off the mark Cosmo and the other mindless publications are...
What I think during sex eh? Hmmmm.....maybe I'm thinking about other women. How does that grab ya? You love chocolate ice cream, pasta, pizza...whatever....I CHALLENGE you to love eating it every single day for every single meal. Let's see how much love you got for it after a few years. Maybe I'm thinking about all the B.S. foreplay I had to go through to get to the actual sex. Dunno...but it certainly ain't whatever is in that mag.
8 Things I notice immediately? It isn't your hair, your outfit, your nails, your new purse, your new shoes, or anything you've done with yourself. I notice almost nothing about the female experience unless specifically directed to by force, habit or fear. I NOTICE my wife's hair because she's religiously chapped me to notice. I've been conditioned to say things like: "Oh, you've done your hair....it looks great". Then that's the end of it. Honestly, I don't care. Where's the next joint or bowl to smoke? Oh, FYI: I would notice if you gained a tremendous amount of weight...kind of hard to ignore even for a guy.
Foreplay men crave eh? As far as I know....and this is a guy secret ladies.....THERE IS NO FOREPLAY MEN CRAVE. All statements to the contrary are illusory and are meant to perpetuate your belief in such things like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. It's the kind of story Cosmo likes to tell so you can sleep easy at night. Men want to get right to it. There is no "foreplay" gene. How much bread and salad do you honestly want to eat before an incredible meal? Comeon people...let's get a move on...we're burning daylight!
The silent clue men give that they're in love? That should be fairly obvious, and it's probably not silent. They act like chicks. They actually pay attention for brief intervals of time...they may tolerate foreplay or actually listen to you go on about your nails or whatever you find significant today. If you refer to my earlier statements about chocolate ice cream, pasta, pizza, etc...you'll see that there is a finite period of time that this behavior manifests. It usually disappears around the time they start thinking of other people during sex.
His #1 sex wish: do all the perverted, twisted shit I need to have done to my penis. Don't complain, don't make a big deal out of it. If I need some side action, don't bust my nuts. It would be nice if you brought home random women from time to time also. That's pretty much it in a nutshell....other guys here can back me up on this one.
Colors that make a man's heart race: Hmm......well a red and blue flashing light would do it...but it's not very sexy....especially when viewed in a rear-view mirror. Green is always a good color though...especially when it's the color of Benjamin Franklin's suit! Other than that, we don't care what colors you wear.
Well, that's enough ranting for today. Hopefully that clarifies the XY position on the subject.
