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anyone else here this all day long!?!?!?
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^^Haha...I like the avatar Wags
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danny karey
My kid likes that I play with him and Im goofy with him, Im his favorite person in the whole world because of it!!
I think building bonds with your kids are whats important, if your wife doesn't get that................Well, I guess get a new one...LOL!!
Danny
I think building bonds with your kids are whats important, if your wife doesn't get that................Well, I guess get a new one...LOL!!
Danny
I use to get the 3 "P's" from my x-wife.
She would always call me a Pompous, Pretentious, Pessimistic, Ass.
I would always get the 3-P's while shopping with her.
One of my most dreaded burdens in life was to accompany my wife shopping. I won't bore you with the details of why I had to do this. Let us just say that no matter how hard a man tries to avoid going shopping with a women, he will eventually be nailed!
Before I was married, I thought women basically shopped liked men. Not so. Women shop like they are on a mission from God. They are like "Shopping Suicide Bombers." Hell, My X use to scream BANZIA! when she entered a store.
She would take something from every rack in the fucking store, and then disappear into a dressing room with several salespersons, each of whom had arms filled with apparel. She would be gone for a month, and then suddenly reappear wearing a new outfit, and ask me, "how do you like this?"
She would try-on 30 outfits, and each time ask my opinion. Each time I would say, "you look great!" In hopes she would buy something so we could leave. And if I ever told her the truth, that I didn't like a particular outfit, she would call me the 3-P's, and disappear into the dressing room and be gone for another month.
I will never forget the last time that I went shopping with her. She came out of the dressing room in a yellow dress, and I told her that she looked like one of the Fruit-of-the-Loom characters.
"Which one?" She asked.
"The Banana!", I said.
And then she said, "Your a Pompous, Pretentious, Pessimistic, Ass!"
I despised shopping with her. We would be in a store for an eternity before she finally finished shopping.
I would have to go home, take two valium, drink a couple swift scotch & waters, and in a few hours, I would be fine.
Hell, I've bought houses in less time than it takes my X-wife to shop for a skirt & blouse.
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"worse than the kids", LOL! my wife told me i'm a bad influence on the DOG! i told her "honey, he eats fresh cat crap & licks his a$$. how could i be a bad influence?" "i dunno, but you ARE..." 
I use to get the 3 "P's" from my x-wife.
She would always call me a Pompous, Pretentious, Pessimistic, Ass.
I would always get the 3-P's while shopping with her.
One of my most dreaded burdens in life was to accompany my wife shopping. I won't bore you with the details of why I had to do this. Let us just say that no matter how hard a man tries to avoid going shopping with a women, he will eventually be nailed!
Before I was married, I thought women basically shopped liked men. Not so. Women shop like they are on a mission from God. They are like "Shopping Suicide Bombers." Hell, My X use to scream BANZIA! when she entered a store.
She would take something from every rack in the fucking store, and then disappear into a dressing room with several salespersons, each of whom had arms filled with apparel. She would be gone for a month, and then suddenly reappear wearing a new outfit, and ask me, "how do you like this?"
She would try-on 30 outfits, and each time ask my opinion. Each time I would say, "you look great!" In hopes she would buy something so we could leave. And if I ever told her the truth, that I didn't like a particular outfit, she would call me the 3-P's, and disappear into the dressing room and be gone for another month.
I will never forget the last time that I went shopping with her. She came out of the dressing room in a yellow dress, and I told her that she looked like one of the Fruit-of-the-Loom characters.
"Which one?" She asked.
"The Banana!", I said.
And then she said, "Your a Pompous, Pretentious, Pessimistic, Ass!"
I despised shopping with her. We would be in a store for an eternity before she finally finished shopping.
I would have to go home, take two valium, drink a couple swift scotch & waters, and in a few hours, I would be fine.
Hell, I've bought houses in less time than it takes my X-wife to shop for a skirt & blouse.
HAHAHA. good talk there my friend TROUBLE
I cannot STAND shopping with the wife. It ALWAYS ends in a fight...
im gonna have to try the two valium/scotch combo ...(before i agree to shop with her)
my dads in trouble again
my dads in trouble again
my daughters 28 and worrys that i"ll get in trouble with the police ..
im 54 in a few weeks and still wont be told .
my sister says im a bad influence on my nephews because one of them burnt himself trying to light a fart.
I dont talk down to kids im on there level
All these laws are for other people im exempt and thats thats!
my dads in trouble again
my daughters 28 and worrys that i"ll get in trouble with the police ..
im 54 in a few weeks and still wont be told .
my sister says im a bad influence on my nephews because one of them burnt himself trying to light a fart.
I dont talk down to kids im on there level
All these laws are for other people im exempt and thats thats!
