First Love's ?????

[NOKUY]

i stalked a few girls in 2nd and 3rd grade and had g/f's in 4th at the same time....it almost always went like that.

not quite today u pervs.

 

[resinryder]

I kept a picture of my first love. Here she is.

 

[simple green]

Ahhh my first love was Becky...total hottie....incredible in the sack, real easy going, smoked weed (i guess most chicks did back in high school), way way too hot to be hangin w/ me but I was cool w/ it!...

ahh man I miss porking her...

Broke up a lil after I went away for college and she was home for her senior year....definitely broke my heart and spoiled me for other women

Ran into her on facebook months ago...she's got 3 kids, divorced and JUST remarried....and still is smoking hot!

She asked if I wanted to get together for a beer and I just couldn't do it....Don't wanna be a homewrecker nor do I wanna let her know how much I miss my HS sweetie after all these years....

 

[silent_lemon]

ohhh ive had a few girlfriends, and certain relationships before id call one first love, so when i found a first love, id already been devirginized, many times. sex and lust wasnt the driving force behind the relationship. Even though it was great, there was more that made it special. She was pretty fricken amazing. Quirky, bookworm, long straight brown hair, freckles, amazing legs, ass with handprints on it, and SMART, a leading municipality member's daughter, man was i in the spotlight for a bit shes probably still quite the catch, im sure, except only difference is now shes getting gangbanged by fratboys..

reminds me of a certain song.... by a cyndi lauper. shame im older than her and she needs to go through that phase. disclaimer, im not pedo years older than her...just enough to make a difference

 

[James Morrison]

tbh my wife!! I knew i was gonna marry her first time I talked to her..been with her ever since..12 years

 

[desant]

OK....seeing as how my threads are destined for the bin, let's try again...

As the title says....First love's and NO I don't mean weed....that's a given

First love for me was my freshman year in H.S......first day of school, between 3rd and 4th period in the hallway.....there she was, tall, thin, perky-tittayed blonde with a long pixie doo.

Our eyes locked and I was hooked, it immediately went physical and we commenced on a 5 year (steady relationship) trip of exploring and using each others bodys like amusement parks.

Even after we broke up when school was finished, we had the occasional random romp whenever we ran into one another.

Our most recent rendezvous was about 2 years ago when we had "found" each other after we lost touch for a bit....needless to say, we picked up right where we had left off, only this time some of her "tastes" had changed....

She wanted to do a break-in/rape simulation, I was put-off at first, but when I saw how turned on she was by the prospect I had to oblige. I mean, the whole 9 yards...black/burglar attire, rope, handcuffs and an "unannounced" entry to her spot....wow...some of the hottest sex I ever had.

Feeling nostalgic today, maybe I should let my fingers do the walking


Let's hear'em peeps.....I went first

Well, 5th class in HS, i fucked it up, not my fault...

10th year in HS, i fucked it up again, not my fault

2nd year in uni, boxing day, hot hot cyber chick and me meet on the bus to gatecrasher special red and black party in sheffieled. I had a spare ticket, she lost HER ticket. So when we get there i offer her my spare and we hit it off for a lil while, and then i fucked it up, which was sort of my fault.

Never been past first base in love, starting the engine and shutting it down with a bad gear. Fuck.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

You should inquire where this desire to get raped suddenly came from? I just dont think I could get into that. Whats is crazier is that she already had all the shit to do it.

 

[Stoner4Life]

I just got an email containing this gem, I laughed like a mofo, tears
welling in my eyes, maybe it was just me, hope you dig it too.......

FIRST TIME SEX
..............
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it 's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, a 6-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was the town pharmacist.'

 

[flubnutz]

I just got an email containing this gem, I laughed like a mofo, tears
welling in my eyes, maybe it was just me, hope you dig it too..........

can't k+ ya but had to say LMFAO

what the hell ... my first was when i was a soph, a cute pixie with a spray of freckes, a tiny gap between her front teeth and a very nice shape in a bikini. our meeting and first dates were like scenes from a teen romantic comedy. she was a wonderful girl, straight as an arrow ... but i was still sexually inexperienced, and in early college, which is the picnic to beat all, you're gonna want to pig out at the buffet
she married a great guy i knew, a good match for her. and tho i came close i never got that blonde in the sack!