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Lil 'o Me

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I used to live in a condo building that had an elevator..... Every chance I got, I would rip one off right before getting out, to trap it in there for the next person to enjoy! Tee hee hee.
 
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silent_lemon

thanks for the good poem! im going to send it to my ma:p
i was once in a gondola many years ago that held maximum 100 people...and it was pretty darn NEAR breaking point, everyone was squished up pretty good. I also remember there being a long lineup for it, so they were probably packing it to the brim. Anyhow, my runt of a small friend let out the biggest nastiest wet fart that smelled sooooooooooooo offensively like rotten eggs. it was brutal, confined in a 100sq foot sized room with minimal window openings. some people were heaving, some people were laughing, most "fuck" words ive ever heard from the general population in regards to asking a question. i laughed pretty hard, good thing i was next to a window:p

ps. we found out later that it was him. NO ONE KNEW, it was the greatest guise, since you cant tell in that small space with that many people. lmfao. ill never forget that night.
 

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