man who farts in church sits in own pew confucious
farts, we all do it
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Ipsissimus
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LOL S4L - I believe it too with your heat description, that's how you really know when it's bad news.
im pretty sure the nipple is photo shopped. i hope so anyway.
PazVerdeRadical
no i didnt write that i got it frrom my mom in a email
im glad people got a laugh out of it ,thats the reason i post things i think are funny. I hope to brighten someone else's day with some laughter ,it is the best medicine ,well 2nd best ,my pot is the best medicine
no i didnt write that i got it frrom my mom in a email
im glad people got a laugh out of it ,thats the reason i post things i think are funny. I hope to brighten someone else's day with some laughter ,it is the best medicine ,well 2nd best ,my pot is the best medicine
haze crazy
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Did someone say pussy fart?
They say you shouldn't do to others what you wouldn't like done to you
I have a wiener dog myself
wouldn't you be ashamed a little bit ? maybe not cause you were a kid
I never sleep in class because I don't want to let slip a huge fart
sometimes I'm wiggling on my seat, because I'm trying to keep one inside
I feel If I drop one, then shit, everyone is gonna remember me as the fart guy ahahha
Barney Fife
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I do not fart in front of hot chicks. Even if shes my gf for many years. I duno why. I just hold em in until they turn into innie farts. Then my stomach rumbles and im like 'im hungry'.
It works :/
It works :/
Ipsissimus
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do you fart in front of not so hot girlfriends?
That's just cultural silliness IMO, the whole fart thing...I wouldn't want my sig other feeling sick from holding in farts, nor would I want my sex drive disappearing as soon as reality hits - girls fart too. I like to share a good laugh anyways. I might kick you out of bed though if it's a stinker, and I have received the same!
man, i always fell asleep in class because I couldn't help myself. I generally don't fart unless I have gas, in which case I probably wouldn't even be in class.
anyone ever think they're getting away with silent fart, only to realize they have misjudged the potency? Wasn't me, couldn't be!
That's just cultural silliness IMO, the whole fart thing...I wouldn't want my sig other feeling sick from holding in farts, nor would I want my sex drive disappearing as soon as reality hits - girls fart too. I like to share a good laugh anyways. I might kick you out of bed though if it's a stinker, and I have received the same!
man, i always fell asleep in class because I couldn't help myself. I generally don't fart unless I have gas, in which case I probably wouldn't even be in class.
anyone ever think they're getting away with silent fart, only to realize they have misjudged the potency? Wasn't me, couldn't be!
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cork144
anybody here managed to light one? my friend did it and all his ass hair got singed.
fart/burnt hair smell, not so good
but it was like, this cool little poof of fire
fart/burnt hair smell, not so good
but it was like, this cool little poof of fire
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WTA
Rocket fuel baby.
What can be scarey about uncontrolable flatulence is not knowing if you are going to 'Follow Thru' or not.....
...Then it can get embarasingly messy.....
...Then it can get embarasingly messy.....
Here is a good fart recipe:
1 can French's Fried Onions
8 hard boiled eggs
1 pound white chocolate covered dried apricots dipped in Nutella
1/2 a cheesecake
...got me kicked out of my parents house and another time I repeated the apricots and nutella and made my girls niece cry. Both true stories.
1 can French's Fried Onions
8 hard boiled eggs
1 pound white chocolate covered dried apricots dipped in Nutella
1/2 a cheesecake
...got me kicked out of my parents house and another time I repeated the apricots and nutella and made my girls niece cry. Both true stories.
spookyteabag
Member
A long time ago, I was in a developing relationship with a great new girl and my pal, Brian, wanted to know how it was going.... 'Are you on farting terms yet?' he asked.
spookyteabag
Member
Hey, Chidoctor! Is it just the one nipple that's like that or is the other one the same?
hahahahahahaha i did not know that there was a recipe for farts
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MoldyFrogToe
do you fart in front of not so hot girlfriends?
That's just cultural silliness IMO, the whole fart thing...I wouldn't want my sig other feeling sick from holding in farts, nor would I want my sex drive disappearing as soon as reality hits - girls fart too. I like to share a good laugh anyways. I might kick you out of bed though if it's a stinker, and I have received the same!
yeah but who *wants* to smell or hear a fart?
it was ok in the fields of the stone age (a little unless you're hunting and get blasted with deer venison farts from the guy infront of you)
but now we are in confined spaces so farts are held in
maybe we'll evolve so that we can hold our farts in and recycle them 4 energy
