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Find work as a med provider in CA

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Greyskull

A certifcate from a weed college won't mean crap. Maybe if its from the Amsterdam Cannabis College.

:laughing:
No shit! I am loving all the "we'll certify your growing knowledge" programs that are readily available to folks. what a joke... its like black belts nowadays at some of the franchised dojos... they give them to everyone as long as they stay in the system long enough and don't mean shit when the fists starts flying for real.
 

REZDOG

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I sorta agree with quadracer but in a differing angle.

If you come to California looking for work in the med community, (I doubt you are trying to be a commercial grower or you wouldn't even need to ask the question you'd just move here and do your thing.) Don't expect to find any. California's unemployment rate is above the national average. MMJ jobs usually goto personal connections, referals from personal connections, existing patients who are in the right place at the right time and ask the right question, or people with exceptional amounts of experience that can be verified. A certifcate from a weed college won't mean crap. Maybe if its from the Amsterdam Cannabis College.

Stay where you are, get yourself educated, and connected with your local activists. Start fighting in YOUR state to get mmj.



"Certificate" from a "weed college"....ROFLMAO!!
Sounds like those shoddy t.v. "universities" that "train" you for "valuable skills"....
FACT: You get your "Ph.D. in Pot" from working IN it,son.
Now,ignore the haters,and get the fuck out there and get to work,you're wasting time where you're at!!
Thank me later!
 
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movingtocally

Funny how everyone keeps saying California is flooded yet still get 3500 plus for any decent indoor crop without even looking.:chin::chin:
 
Haha I would never go to a weed college. I'm going to a state college for a real degree in bio-chemistry like I said. I want to grow a lot of stuff, but I would like someone who I could learn from about bud because just reading only goes so far
 

FreedomFGHTR

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"Certificate" from a "weed college"....ROFLMAO!!
Sounds like those shoddy t.v. "universities" that "train" you for "valuable skills"....

yeah I find that it's funny Oaksterdam's slogan is "Quality training for the Cannabis industry". I sat in a few classes as a guest of my friend that used to be a professor there. They should rename the place Jokersterdam. They even had a shitty LED ufo in their grow area.

Now,ignore the haters,and get the fuck out there and get to work,you're wasting time where you're at!!
Thank me later!

By the time he gets out here the trimming season will be over. Don't set him up for failure bro.
 
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movingtocally

Further, it's kind of weird hearing people over and over again say that other medical marijuana states are merely "less structured." From what I'm reading, that's false. I know a lot of you Californians have beef with a variety of issues from cost of registration/id cards to often contradictory limits, etc. But the reality is that it's a one in a million for you to get busted in most counties if you're not going over 100 plants and attracting feds.


Even in Colorado, you get busted with a dozen plants and a few ounces on you and you're completely outside the limits of the law, at the mercy of a term limit on paper of serious prison time. As you well know, certain counties in California allow for 3+pounds dried, plus the plants.

The difference between California and all other states is night and day for people considering a medium to commercial size operation, from what I've read. If I'm wrong please explain to me how I am. I'm always willing to learn.
 
the only problem with montana is they only have about 900,000 residents its a good place to start as they seem like the most laid back state if you happen to get caught growing more than your suppose to have
 
I feel like I'm posting too much but I'm about to get off for a bit anyhow. I'm trying to become a breeder though I'm just going to cali short term because its close, good laws, good genetics and a good place to learn and chill before I head to the dam and start the real shit. I love BOG strains and Shantibaba's gear. I can only hope to create something like Bogglegum one day. I got nothing but time luckly.
 

cobcoop

Puttin flame to fire
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Even in Colorado, you get busted with a dozen plants and a few ounces on you and you're completely outside the limits of the law, at the mercy of a term limit on paper of serious prison time. As you well know, certain counties in California allow for 3+pounds dried, plus the plants.
Actually the law states that a patient or his/her doctor can determine the appropriate amount of medicine to posses/grow. It's still somewhat vague, but lawyers are getting their clients acquitted based on that section of the law.
 

VT_Fire

Member
And,if you move to Cali as a "grower",and locals find out,your grow house will certainly be used as "cannon fodder" for the local cops/DEA bureau,if ever a sacrificial lamb is needed. That's if someone doesn't kick your door in and take everything,first.
No contacts = PROBABLE EPIC GROW FAIL.

I've heard of this many times and not just in Cali. Person moves into an area with a bunch of established growers, said growers notice new guy in town, and he's the first one to go when johnny law needs somebody to go down
 
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movingtocally

Actually the law states that a patient or his/her doctor can determine the appropriate amount of medicine to posses/grow. It's still somewhat vague, but lawyers are getting their clients acquitted based on that section of the law.
As I understand though, those rogue cases are with a few ounces, not a few pounds. Am I wrong?
 
Well I guess if I'm screwed on working at a co-op. How would I go about finding someone who needs a caregiver? I'm going to visit CA next month since its only about a days drive, and try and find a place to live and hopefully meet some chill people
 

Zealious

Member
No way that cali is full. Cali is providing for the whole us not just cali. I say the more the merrier. And frankly I could imagine some haters if you are the newbie in the neighborhood but I didnt think people acted that badly that they steal ur shit or narc u out. I mean this isnt cocain and you will not be surrounded by the drug cartel... I thought these guys were hippies and shit.. I mean I could understand If some newbie comes to town and threatens your operation and all with guns and commercial setups but lets face it a little competition never hurts. let the strongest survive. man. If you want to go to cali and grow then do it.. Just be prepared for a lot of competition.. the only thing I would recommend is to grow it for free and provide it to patients for free while you build up connects and stuff.. then start your own co opp or get recognized..

personally I am blessed to be a EU citizen and I dream of either getting mmj legalized up in my state or moving to spain or Switzerland.. people are way more civilized in the eu.

Im also lucky enough to actualy have a cali connect =p so I have a lot of places to choose from...
Ive about given up on the US tho. If obama doesn't manage to get us medical... which is not looking good, ive decided to leave the country.
 
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uncle_shorty

Cali is a big fucking state man, never be full.

If you feel like Cali is the place to be then pack it up and move to beverly, or wherever, just check with Norml on the plant limit first.

Unless you really have something to offer a Dispensary they arent gonna have a need for you and those Bud tenders make like minimum wage.

Its a trade off, YOU CANNOT FUCKING IMAGINE THE AMOUNT AND QUALITY thats in California, but your gonna pay some dues for sure. I hope you have a fuckload of money cuz it goes fast there, plus your gonna be visiting new dispensaries all day everyday if you wanto get familiar with them all, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. They outnumber Starbucks EASILY, no joke, its FACT.

If your gonna live in OAK SF BERZERKLY or LA the streets smell like piss, the people are fake and your gonna run into some extremely mean cats out there but like I said its all a trade off. Your gonna get jacked in some way or another so be prepared.

If you get something cheap in the sticks, it will be easier for a novice grower, but just for own stash really unless you wanna sell cheap cuz unless your a really good grower with Some sort of Kush GDP GRAPE APE so on and so forth.

If you have something nice the easiest thing to sell is trays clones to the Disp, ONLY if they are perfect.

If you have the wild west spirit, then bring it on.

I LOVE IT! and most people there will never leave.

Let me reiterate your gonna need a fully padded bank account and your gonna need to be able to get a good job and keep it which will be hard when they find out your smoking your face off everyday, or your gonna be living in a school bus parked at Golden Gate Park. look for me when you get there! :laughing:

be prepared to go on welfare just in case everything goes wrong.
 
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movingtocally

Cali is a big fucking state man, never be full.

If you feel like Cali is the place to be then pack it up and move to beverly, or wherever, just check with Norml on the plant limit first.

Unless you really have something to offer a Dispensary they arent gonna have a need for you and those Bud tenders make like minimum wage.

Its a trade off, YOU CANNOT FUCKING IMAGINE THE AMOUNT AND QUALITY thats in California, but your gonna pay some dues for sure. I hope you have a fuckload of money cuz it goes fast there, plus your gonna be visiting new dispensaries all day everyday if you wanto get familiar with them all, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. They outnumber Starbucks EASILY, no joke, its FACT.

If your gonna live in OAK SF BERZERKLY or LA the streets smell like piss, the people are fake and your gonna run into some extremely mean cats out there but like I said its all a trade off. Your gonna get jacked in some way or another so be prepared.

If you get something cheap in the sticks, it will be easier for a novice grower, but just for own stash really unless you wanna sell cheap cuz unless your a really good grower with Some sort of Kush GDP GRAPE APE so on and so forth.

If you have something nice the easiest thing to sell is trays clones to the Disp, ONLY if they are perfect.

If you have the wild west spirit, then bring it on.

I LOVE IT! and most people there will never leave.

Let me reiterate your gonna need a fully padded bank account and your gonna need to be able to get a good job and keep it which will be hard when they find out your smoking your face off everyday, or your gonna be living in a school bus parked at Golden Gate Park. look for me when you get there! :laughing:

be prepared to go on welfare just in case everything goes wrong.
I'd say like 10 to 15K would be a good number to have moving out. 3-4 months worthy of living expenses before your first harvest.
 
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uncle_shorty

Not in the shitty bro, and you will be saying "bro" alot in Cali...

10-15K is the first month, trust me theres all kinds of shit to spend money on!

plus price of Living if you dont have a job.

You will not believe how fast the money disappears, I mean your gonna be a kid in a candy store there.

Just be sure to do your research

Be prepared

and I hope you can fist fight and you may just end up having to duck some lead, Yaddakno??
 
So is this the new definition of "pipe dream"? Move to cali and cha-ching!

Thars gold in dem hills! Just for the taking. You just pick it off the trees.
Ever wonder why Cali is called the land of broken dreams? Very little in life is free.

P.S. Anyone know when the cali to hawaii bridge will be done? I need to get out from under the flood of soon to be millionaires! :)
 

zenoonez

Active member
Veteran
Cali is a big fucking state man, never be full.

If you feel like Cali is the place to be then pack it up and move to beverly, or wherever, just check with Norml on the plant limit first.

Unless you really have something to offer a Dispensary they arent gonna have a need for you and those Bud tenders make like minimum wage.

Its a trade off, YOU CANNOT FUCKING IMAGINE THE AMOUNT AND QUALITY thats in California, but your gonna pay some dues for sure. I hope you have a fuckload of money cuz it goes fast there, plus your gonna be visiting new dispensaries all day everyday if you wanto get familiar with them all, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. They outnumber Starbucks EASILY, no joke, its FACT.

If your gonna live in OAK SF BERZERKLY or LA the streets smell like piss, the people are fake and your gonna run into some extremely mean cats out there but like I said its all a trade off. Your gonna get jacked in some way or another so be prepared.

If you get something cheap in the sticks, it will be easier for a novice grower, but just for own stash really unless you wanna sell cheap cuz unless your a really good grower with Some sort of Kush GDP GRAPE APE so on and so forth.

If you have something nice the easiest thing to sell is trays clones to the Disp, ONLY if they are perfect.

If you have the wild west spirit, then bring it on.

I LOVE IT! and most people there will never leave.

Let me reiterate your gonna need a fully padded bank account and your gonna need to be able to get a good job and keep it which will be hard when they find out your smoking your face off everyday, or your gonna be living in a school bus parked at Golden Gate Park. look for me when you get there! :laughing:

be prepared to go on welfare just in case everything goes wrong.

Yea if you don't have a connect you better damn well have a wad of cash and a plan. I have a connect out there through family and I could get low pay work within a week in the industry but nothing phenomenal. Its tough unless you know someone or have the cash to sit back and let your crop grow to fruition. That being said, you can make mad cash at Berkeley or Stanford just targeting the students and faculty. But that being said, shorty is right, you better have your shit straight when you try to sell because they don't buy swag out there. Might as well make some hash out of anything less than dro. If you want to do it and think you can, go for it but I would wait and try to get some connections first. I am not sure how generous people on here are but I have found job offers through forums before but you have to prove yourself thats for sure. Start a grow where you are, put up a grow report and hope someone can provide you with a hookup or contact. No one is going to cut you in on big money but might get you a taste and a foot in the door. Just remember, people don't give things to jerks, they give shit to good people who are good at what they do. If you are looking for charity you have to make yourself worthy of it :) Just my :2cents: and please don't take any of this as insulting or anything, just how I see it my friend.
 

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