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The Granddaddy Purps as many of you know is one of the best cuts around. I acquired the cut recently from some old friends of mine that have been traveling the road for quite some time now. The plant is sturdy and hearty and grows the densest nugs I've ever smoked that REEK of grape coffee or something similar. It's a dark and dank smell to say the least, and most nuggets show the generic purple colorations somewhere on the bud if not all over. The taste is smooth but really soothing, though the lung expansion involved when smoking this strain is really uncomparable in my opinion (in other words, you'll probably cough.) Yield is decent as well!
The buds are sticky as well, the kind of sticky that gunks up a brand new grinder...
and now for the technicals...
Variety/Cultivar name: Granddaddy Purps
Breeder: clone only
Lineage if known: n/a
Vendor: dirty hippies
Price: your pinkies
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal: 8.5
Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
Comment: Chunky nuggets with the utmost density, purple and dark green hues, nuggets exhude the smell of grape coffee headstash that catches the nose of anyone within a 100 ft vicinity, REAL BAG APPEAL, coated in trichs but not as visually pleasing as she is medicating...
2. Visible Trichomes: 9
Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
Comment: Frosty for sure, though the trichs don't have that long swollen look. Instead they seem to be shorter crystals and they seem to be more present on the inside of the nuggets which is strange to me... Still covered in sugar though!
3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for
a more precise report.
Clear: 10%
Cloudy: 55%
Amber: 35%
Dark: 0%
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown:
Green: 4
Gold:
Blue:
Grey:
White:
Red:
Rust:
Orange: 1
Purple: 4
Black: 1
5. Bud density: 10+
Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are
not in their natural state leave this field blank.
Comment: Never smoke more dense bud EVER, you need a grinder!
6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ]
Berry [4] Floral [3] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [6] Lemon [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum/Fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [8 ] Melon [ ] Pine-sol [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [3] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [2]
Citrus [] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [1] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [8] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]
7. Aroma: 9.5
Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
Comment: Really sweet and unforgettable smell, it'll really stink up the place quick with one crack of the nug jar! Watch out smoking this in public or at parties, people tend to flock to you when they smell this.
8. Seed content: 0
Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
Absolutely no seeds, though the GDP will occasionally throw a banana or two!
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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc): Standard glass bong
Vaporizer (enter the brand name): Vapir One
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass):
Joint (enter brand of papers):
Other (specify):
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a
nine indicates a very pronounced presence.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [2] Licorice [ ]
Berry [5] Floral [5] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ]
Blueberry [ ] Fruit [7] Meat [ ] Petroleum/fuel [ ]
Bubblegum [ ] Grape [9] Melon [ ] Pine [ ]
Cedar [ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol [ Pineapple [ ]
Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ]
Chocolate [3] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [6]
Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [2] Spice [ ]
Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry[ ]
Coffee [9] Lemon [ ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]
3. Taste: 10
Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
Comment: Hashy fruity taste, has a good light tropical berry undertone to it, tastes pretty good but doesnt jump out at ya as oneof its better traits.
4. State of dryness: 10
Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
Comment: I enjoy the GDP after being cured for atleast 2 months, maybe 3! It's always cured slightly until bone dry! 10 is ideal for us!
5. smoke ability:5 in bong, 9 in vapo
Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
Comment: Though the buds were flushed well and organic the smoke expansion would knock you on your ass. Just an observation of the characteristic of this strain. Sweet lingering aftertaste of skunky grapey must!
6. Smoke expansion: 10
Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
Comment: Some of the heaviest smoke I've come across, you burn a big bowl of it and your lungs are GONE for atleast a minute! The grow was organic and flushed well, seems to be the strain!
1. __[1 hit / .5g max ]__ Dosage
Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
Comment: Extremely good potency, really hits you hard with just one toke, take too many though and say hello to the back of your eyelids...
2. __[1]__ Effect onset
Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
3. __[1]__ Sativa influence
Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa
influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
4. __[10]__ Indica influence
Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica
influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing
effect that affects the body.
5. __[10]__ Potency
Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
I've smoke Chemdog with the best of 'em, almost all the elites out there, this GDP still medicates me like no other.
6. __[4 hours minimum if not stoned beforehand]__ Duration
Indicate the duration of time that the effects lasted.
7. __[3]__ Tolerance build up
Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this
field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
I can smoke this and always get HIGHER.
8. Usability
Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day
to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day.
Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [2 for you, 10 for me it helps pain]
Day - work [2]
Evening - relax [8]
Night - sleep [10]
GREAT ANXIETY RELEVER! Helps with my Crohns too.
9. __[10]__ Overall satisfaction
Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
10. __[10]__ Ability and conditions
Ability to judge the sample and the conditions in which it is judged 0-10 newb-head
11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use?
Yes [X] if I said YES more I'd be annoying.
No [ ]
12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.
Negative Positive
Effect Effect
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Appetite
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Anxiety relief
__[2]__ __[ ]__ Paranoia relief
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Sex drive
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Sleep
__[ ]__ __[8]__ Pain relief
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Ability to rest or sit still
__[5]__ __[ ]__ Thought process
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Speech process
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Imagination/creativity
__[ ]__ __[9]__ Humor perception
__[ ]__ __[7]__ Visual perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Audio perception
__[ ]__ __[ ]__ Taste perception
FINAL COMMENTS:
This weed is not for beginners. If you smoke just a little bit and try to go out in public, you may feel some paranoia associated with trying to cover up the fact that you're blitzed. Keep in your house until you become comfortable with it's presence. This bud is great for enjoying quality time with friends while blazing out and listening to some tunes. The bag appeal is outstanding, and the stench is unstoppable. Carbon filters are required when blooming. Prices of Purp have been reaching ridiculous prices on the streets exceeding 600-700 dollars an ounce (I've heard more recently). This is a product of the media and the hype the Purp brings, but with good reason, this bud is straight medicine.
The Purp relieves pain well in my opinion as well as increases hunger and sleep. The smell and taste is candy and unforgettable. She is finished in 65 days and is a medium feeder but is slightly stretchy. She is not good for smoking when needing to take care of important responsabilities, and she can render your brain useless for a couple of hours if you aren't careful. Hope you enjoyed the report.
-gp
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