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PurpleUnikorn

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I finally had worked and saved up five years to finally be able go to my life long stoney dream and go tokin up in the dam. so i went and got there like 9;30 there time and the first thing i did was go up and search three of the closest coffee places and got 3 grams of this strwberry cough and an 8th of the mad beef kush and a 8th of sor bubble hash and started smokin outside and lookin at the sites of the dam and i came across a coffe shop with a african flag with a pot leaf on it and there was a huge sign sayin Nigerian Haze!! 2e an eighth!! best in town!!! i knew it couldnt be good but i checked it out and it was the worst i had seen yet, but the waiter was nice and i got a nice bag of dirt weed for 2e and saw 4 rastas smokin blunts outside laughin on the shops porch withe tables. i ordered a blunt wrap and rolled a fatty mix of all i had, but the nigerian, and proceeded to determine if i could chill with the rastas and match a blunt. i quickly found the werent rastas, but nigerians, and they hapilly let me have a chair and passed me a nigerian blunt and i hit it. they were all cool until i lit my blunt and passed it:joint:. the first man toke a drag off me blunt and started coughing instantly and nicely asked what kind of bud it was and i told him. he was impressed and asked to see it. he passed my blunt to his buddy and i proceeded to take me sacks out me fanny-pack and hand them to him he normally looked smelled and talked about my good stash. when he went to hand it back to me i put my hand out to grab my sacks and he then grabbed my arm shoved the sacks in his jacket and pulled me toward him:yoinks: out of my seat and punched me right in the eye hard enough to make it spurt blood:1help: and make my ears ring, right then he elbowed my nose like twice and then thru me on the floor with my hands behind my back and his knee on my head. for some reason i thought i was brutally being arrested but then he tarted yelling in nigerian and his friend stood up and started stomping my left knee and ankle like 10 times fracturing and spraining both, and then his other buddy came up with my blunt and proceeded to put it out neck while the other guy ripped me fanny pack off and took me back pack and wallet, ( containing clothes, all personal info, equivalent to 4500$ u.s., and me laptop) and ran in the coffee shop the one holding me then started punching me in the back of the head with his free hand 5 or 6 times and made me black out for a seconnd but i coud still tell when he stopped and thru my head on the ground and held it so his freind could start kiking my ear, neck, mouth and face multible times until i coudnt even see anymore thru the blood and then did one drop knee on my back and proceed to walk into the nigerian coffee shop and the last guy in walked to the garden and picked up a brick and threw it full force at me on the floor and it hit my wrist shattering, it and believe it or not it bounced off me wrist and hit me in the mouth knockin out 9 teeth and i blacked out when i came too, i was in a dutch speakin hospital and i told the dum cops wat happend and they said sorry nothing was recovered and know one was caught. i was in the hospital for a week and this whole trip cost 18,569.43$. never trust anyone in amsterdam cuz i still dont believe this could of happend:mad:
 

ddrew

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Bro where are you from? Mayberry? You were begging to get robbed.
You walk up to a bunch of strange black guys with your pockets full of cash, your laptop under your arm, and whip out a bunch of bags and start passing them around?
I think this would have happened the same way pretty much anywhere you did that.

Sorry you got hurt, hope you heal fast.
 

ResinKing

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EXACTLY , What were you thinking , plus you were sitting outside the ''cafe'' when this happened you..Were was all the other tourists and natives when this ''savage attack'' took place in morning time.. 9. 30 you said , so you must of been with them at 10ish , 11ish coz coffeshops dont sell weed till 10am till 8ish..Plus you say ''I was in a Dutch speaking hospital''..This is not true , as all public staff (cops,nurses,goverment etc) and 95% of Dutch people speak English fluently as a 2nd language..Your story smells very funny , I think your pulling someones leg ? your fulla bulls*hit id say , reading through your story you should be dead by the ''hammering'' you got , someone must of seen something coz u certainly didnt walk away with ''2 sprained and fractured ankles''..Your story just dont add up , you have to be lying , your only making a joke outta yourself..On top of all that your trying to give the Beautiful city of Amsterdam a bad name..
 

ddrew

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I'm thinking BS too.

You would just have to be almost retarded otherwise
 
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lysol

Heard of travelers checks? I would think twice about carrying a half oz around smoking on the street without some form of defense, let alone my lifes savings.

So you spent your remaining money at an internet cafe to make this thread and now you can't afford food or shelter or right?

If this story is true, there's 1 thing to be taken of it, greed leads to demise. You paid 1k for the plane ticket right, but just had to save that 10e, fuck buyin that krypt right. the other people at the cheap shop are there because they are desperate for $, u poked the bear.
 

Puffin13

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This is the giveaway that the story is made up: "a coffe shop with a african flag with a pot leaf on it". Displaying the Cannabis leaf anywhere inside or outside a coffeeshop is considered advertising, by the law. It is definitely not allowed! I think this is a very immature thing to make up this story, PurpleUnikorn! Amsterdam is a terrific city and many many people are friendly and trustworthy. Bad karma to you, PurpleUnikorn!
 

Cargo

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Lol .. I was readin this story thinkin wtf? How did a trip to amsterdamn cost 19 k?
19k?
Yeeeesh... id still go to amsterdam.. I'm def not scared of black ppl but if anyone were to ask to see my stash I wouldn't show them, idc if they look like bob dole or dmx
 

Hazy Lady

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This is the giveaway that the story is made up: "a coffe shop with a african flag with a pot leaf on it". Displaying the Cannabis leaf anywhere inside or outside a coffeeshop is considered advertising, by the law. It is definitely not allowed! I think this is a very immature thing to make up this story, PurpleUnikorn! Amsterdam is a terrific city and many many people are friendly and trustworthy. Bad karma to you, PurpleUnikorn!

Back in the early 80's, the coffee shops that sold weed would have a leaf somewhere in the shop sign because not all coffee shops sold then, maybe this story originated back when leaves were the norm?.
 

StellarP

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Sorry to hear , out of the all the times i have been there i cant see this happening .

About impossible to not find a cop on or near the Damrak . A word of advice , people ANYWHERE will rob you , never expose valuables , and never travel with that much cash .

$4500 nigerian scam the hard way . ATM's are everywhere , plus better exchange rate .

Costly mistake or bullshit , either way.....
Goodluck
StellarP
 

johnyhash

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What seemed fishy to me was the fact he walked into the shop after a serious knee injury and a fractured ankle... I cant walk on a fractured ankle no way in hell, and i aint a little bitch either:smoke:
 

Clarence

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I finally had worked and saved up five years to finally be able go to my life long stoney dream and go tokin up in the dam. so i went and got there like 9;30 there time and the first thing i did was go up and search three of the closest coffee places and got 3 grams of this strwberry cough and an 8th of the mad beef kush and a 8th of sor bubble hash and started smokin outside and lookin at the sites of the dam and i came across a coffe shop with a african flag with a pot leaf on it and there was a huge sign sayin Nigerian Haze!! 2e an eighth!! best in town!!! i knew it couldnt be good but i checked it out and it was the worst i had seen yet, but the waiter was nice and i got a nice bag of dirt weed for 2e and saw 4 rastas smokin blunts outside laughin on the shops porch withe tables. i ordered a blunt wrap and rolled a fatty mix of all i had, but the nigerian, and proceeded to determine if i could chill with the rastas and match a blunt. i quickly found the werent rastas, but nigerians, and they hapilly let me have a chair and passed me a nigerian blunt and i hit it. they were all cool until i lit my blunt and passed it:joint:. the first man toke a drag off me blunt and started coughing instantly and nicely asked what kind of bud it was and i told him. he was impressed and asked to see it. he passed my blunt to his buddy and i proceeded to take me sacks out me fanny-pack and hand them to him he normally looked smelled and talked about my good stash. when he went to hand it back to me i put my hand out to grab my sacks and he then grabbed my arm shoved the sacks in his jacket and pulled me toward him:yoinks: out of my seat and punched me right in the eye hard enough to make it spurt blood:1help: and make my ears ring, right then he elbowed my nose like twice and then thru me on the floor with my hands behind my back and his knee on my head. for some reason i thought i was brutally being arrested but then he tarted yelling in nigerian and his friend stood up and started stomping my left knee and ankle like 10 times fracturing and spraining both, and then his other buddy came up with my blunt and proceeded to put it out neck while the other guy ripped me fanny pack off and took me back pack and wallet, ( containing clothes, all personal info, equivalent to 4500$ u.s., and me laptop) and ran in the coffee shop the one holding me then started punching me in the back of the head with his free hand 5 or 6 times and made me black out for a seconnd but i coud still tell when he stopped and thru my head on the ground and held it so his freind could start kiking my ear, neck, mouth and face multible times until i coudnt even see anymore thru the blood and then did one drop knee on my back and proceed to walk into the nigerian coffee shop and the last guy in walked to the garden and picked up a brick and threw it full force at me on the floor and it hit my wrist shattering, it and believe it or not it bounced off me wrist and hit me in the mouth knockin out 9 teeth and i blacked out when i came too, i was in a dutch speakin hospital and i told the dum cops wat happend and they said sorry nothing was recovered and know one was caught. i was in the hospital for a week and this whole trip cost 18,569.43$. never trust anyone in amsterdam cuz i still dont believe this could of happend:mad:


Have you tried regression therapy. I know a great place.
 

oldpink

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having lived in the dam for 5 years and know the place well I could pick your story to bits
but I won't bother I'll just call it bullshit from start to finish
 
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