PurpleUnikorn
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I finally had worked and saved up five years to finally be able go to my life long stoney dream and go tokin up in the dam. so i went and got there like 9;30 there time and the first thing i did was go up and search three of the closest coffee places and got 3 grams of this strwberry cough and an 8th of the mad beef kush and a 8th of sor bubble hash and started smokin outside and lookin at the sites of the dam and i came across a coffe shop with a african flag with a pot leaf on it and there was a huge sign sayin Nigerian Haze!! 2e an eighth!! best in town!!! i knew it couldnt be good but i checked it out and it was the worst i had seen yet, but the waiter was nice and i got a nice bag of dirt weed for 2e and saw 4 rastas smokin blunts outside laughin on the shops porch withe tables. i ordered a blunt wrap and rolled a fatty mix of all i had, but the nigerian, and proceeded to determine if i could chill with the rastas and match a blunt. i quickly found the werent rastas, but nigerians, and they hapilly let me have a chair and passed me a nigerian blunt and i hit it. they were all cool until i lit my blunt and passed it. the first man toke a drag off me blunt and started coughing instantly and nicely asked what kind of bud it was and i told him. he was impressed and asked to see it. he passed my blunt to his buddy and i proceeded to take me sacks out me fanny-pack and hand them to him he normally looked smelled and talked about my good stash. when he went to hand it back to me i put my hand out to grab my sacks and he then grabbed my arm shoved the sacks in his jacket and pulled me toward him out of my seat and punched me right in the eye hard enough to make it spurt blood and make my ears ring, right then he elbowed my nose like twice and then thru me on the floor with my hands behind my back and his knee on my head. for some reason i thought i was brutally being arrested but then he tarted yelling in nigerian and his friend stood up and started stomping my left knee and ankle like 10 times fracturing and spraining both, and then his other buddy came up with my blunt and proceeded to put it out neck while the other guy ripped me fanny pack off and took me back pack and wallet, ( containing clothes, all personal info, equivalent to 4500$ u.s., and me laptop) and ran in the coffee shop the one holding me then started punching me in the back of the head with his free hand 5 or 6 times and made me black out for a seconnd but i coud still tell when he stopped and thru my head on the ground and held it so his freind could start kiking my ear, neck, mouth and face multible times until i coudnt even see anymore thru the blood and then did one drop knee on my back and proceed to walk into the nigerian coffee shop and the last guy in walked to the garden and picked up a brick and threw it full force at me on the floor and it hit my wrist shattering, it and believe it or not it bounced off me wrist and hit me in the mouth knockin out 9 teeth and i blacked out when i came too, i was in a dutch speakin hospital and i told the dum cops wat happend and they said sorry nothing was recovered and know one was caught. i was in the hospital for a week and this whole trip cost 18,569.43$. never trust anyone in amsterdam cuz i still dont believe this could of happend