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LolaGal

Lola Sings LoudlY:

Jungle Love, it's drivin me mad,
It's Makin me crazy, crazy.


Get ya some of that Jungle Love girl.... Now you're giving me ideas.... hmmm...

I can see me rolling around on MY grow floor... dead leaves stuck to my back! saucers smashed into my elbow.... The tiny cheers of the fungus gnats and spider mites...

I think I better go put down fresh plastic.... :D
 

Lil 'o Me

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:wave: Hello girls. Just thought I'd pop in and intruce myself. Im Lil. I found this site while searching for some recomendations reguarding hash, and have found so much more! Its nice to see a group of females among the mass of guys. Most of my friends are guys, and I only have 1 chick friend that smokes. It's very nice to meet all you stoner chicks! :canabis:
 
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MrsEvlme2

Just got the craziest phone call.
I answer-"Hello?"
No response.
"Hello?"
I hear rustling. Then, as the phone is being held away from the woman who called I hear--
"HERE DANNY TALK TO YOUR WHORE!! TALK TO YOUR WHORE DANNY!! YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER NOW?!"
Then, Danny gets on the phone and says "Hello?" (Like the stupid man that he is.)
I told him he's got the wrong # and hung up.
Friggin' hilarious.
I don't know who these people are. They definitely got the wrong #. But, hilarious none the less. Poor bastard is getting yelled at for cheating. Though they got the wrong # with me I'm sure "Danny's whore" is out there somewhere.
I hope Danny gets what he deserves. I hate lying, cheating men. Scumbags! If I'm lucky, there'll be a good news story today about a repeat Lorena Bobbitt.
I'm still laughing about this call.LOL
Though I feel bad for Danny's soon to be ex. Nothing like betrayal. It will either make her stronger to ward off future a-holes or make her weak, and will allow him to continue to walk all over her.
Better to have never loved at all then get stabbed in the back by the person you love most.
I've been lonely and I've been hurt. I'd rather be lonely.
But in life there is always one constant. One friend that is always there for you no matter what. We all share this in common. That one constant, loyal, best friend I ever had-------

MARYJANE

She has never let me down in the 17 years that I have known her.
I love you Mary Jane.
 
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LolaGal

Wonder why Danny gave her your number? Did they call back ?????? :biglaugh:

Danny's got a whore.... sounds like an Aerosmith song to me..... instead of Janie's got a gun... lol
 

Lil 'o Me

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Wow, I'd be trippen out on that too. Ya know, it could always be some chick just over reacting, on the rag. But.... yea, mabey not. I have to say, thats pretty ballzy for a chick to call the girl she thinks her man is messing around with and start calling her a whore. Its very probable that this chick he's messin with doesnt' even know that he has a woman already. Men can be such pigs!
 
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MrsEvlme2

Actually. Only a little bit. I smoked a few hours ago. Time to smoke up again. :joint::joint:
 

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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"Danny" transposed the last 2-digits of the "whore's" number on purpose(duh)....better call and give her a head's up....."Danny's" real ol' lady is pissed and headin' thataway....:dueling:
 
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