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randude101
Nice to see someone having fun with it
Whats a good job for a stoner?
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Nice to see someone having fun with it
Every job I've ever had has sucked it. Being homeless always looks so romantic. Even having been homeless a few times myself. But I always had a plan and a job. Not quite the same as just saying "fuck it" and accepting it. Even after seeing the homeless guys in places I've worked, I can't really argue with their lifestyle.
Here's a tip if you ever ARE homeless. Find a bakery and go to their trash early in the morning. I used to work for one and they'd donate the proceeds of whatever they had leftover to a charity. But the people who work for the charities are often elderly and have trouble taking all the food that gets tossed every night.
Every morning at that job, I'd come in and take a 60 gallon trashcan to the dumpster that had garbage bags full of day old bagels, pastries, whole loaves of bread (in plastic bags! uncut!) and all this food would be sealed up in large plastic garbage bags. Absolutely nothing wrong with it! And we did it almost every day! Keep that with you if you're ever hungry enough.
Here's a tip if you ever ARE homeless. Find a bakery and go to their trash early in the morning. I used to work for one and they'd donate the proceeds of whatever they had leftover to a charity. But the people who work for the charities are often elderly and have trouble taking all the food that gets tossed every night.
Every morning at that job, I'd come in and take a 60 gallon trashcan to the dumpster that had garbage bags full of day old bagels, pastries, whole loaves of bread (in plastic bags! uncut!) and all this food would be sealed up in large plastic garbage bags. Absolutely nothing wrong with it! And we did it almost every day! Keep that with you if you're ever hungry enough.
believe it or not most of the pizza places around here piss test and do random screening... damn bastards..
i got a few friends who are stoners and they make a little money through underground hip hop, doing shows etc. they also sell coke, shoplift northface jackets, and other criminal activities.
i had a pretty chill job working in a warehouse moving TVs and stuff, for a stoner its nice because you dont have to deal with customers and you are all alone in the back warehouse where you arent bothered too much. its basically unloading the big rig trucks that are filled with TVs, computers, etc. Then moving all that stuff into its proper place in the warehouse before it goes to the floor to be sold.
But seriously, good job for a stoner = selling trees....DURRR.
i had a pretty chill job working in a warehouse moving TVs and stuff, for a stoner its nice because you dont have to deal with customers and you are all alone in the back warehouse where you arent bothered too much. its basically unloading the big rig trucks that are filled with TVs, computers, etc. Then moving all that stuff into its proper place in the warehouse before it goes to the floor to be sold.
But seriously, good job for a stoner = selling trees....DURRR.
I work as a house painter. Interior jobs are perfect for smoking. Nothing, better, I'm high all day!!! Outside jobs, high off the ground, you have to be used to heights to smoke and be comfortable. And I am!
Ganja, and paint brushes go well together, really! No matter the "canvas."
If you'd be willing to wear one of these I could
probably get you a job trimming in the fall.......
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TrichyTrichy
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randude101
Reminds me of a line from the movie Raising Arizona...
"H.I. You are young and have your health. Why would you need a job?"
One of the best jobs is one where you talk your boss out of giving you work to do. If you have a boss that wants you to design a really complicated electrical system you tell him that it is too much liability for the company and should shop it out to someone else.
"H.I. You are young and have your health. Why would you need a job?"
One of the best jobs is one where you talk your boss out of giving you work to do. If you have a boss that wants you to design a really complicated electrical system you tell him that it is too much liability for the company and should shop it out to someone else.
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JackKerouac
Run for mayor of your city on the Libertarian ticket. It got my buddy promoted at his job making displays for exhibitions because of the regional exposure.
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randude101
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DUUUUUUUUDE!
If you'd be willing to wear one of these I could
probably get you a job trimming in the fall.......
where do i send my resume?
LilMan72003
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Brainless production work requires me to use mj to get through the day...
Backwoods Bud
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Join the Peace Corp or something along those lines. Pick up some nice land race genetics on your travels. 
growshower
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dude the peace corps is intense, it is not easy to get in to at all, i tried.....they send people to your house and interview your family and friends, pretty crazy
but i feel the best stoner job in the world is one in which you are self employed, find your passion and run with it
if you want to be smart, do like i did and start a commercial hydroponic produce company, sell fresh veggies all year long and get your equipment for your home show cheap...can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet
but i feel the best stoner job in the world is one in which you are self employed, find your passion and run with it
if you want to be smart, do like i did and start a commercial hydroponic produce company, sell fresh veggies all year long and get your equipment for your home show cheap...can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet
growshower
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i did mine through a company called cropking.com, got a small business loan and bammm, well that took about 3 years to get it all planned out, but yeah, it worked and i live a good life now......
